1. 06-26-13 05:56 PM #1
    Sledge187
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    BREAKING NEWS: Aaron Hernandez has just signed with MS13!

    Aaron Hernandez has just signed with MS 13 aka the Mexican Mafia. Carlos Ramirez the MS 13 general manager had this to say about the signing of Hernandez "We look forward to putting many drugs in his butt". Hernandez was also being sought after by the Aryan Brotherhood due to his light skin.

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  2. 06-26-13 05:58 PM #2
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    -5...
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  3. 06-26-13 05:59 PM #3
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    Has King Mayan signed off on this yet? I don't think we need to put any weight behind this report until then.
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  4. 06-26-13 06:09 PM #4
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    MS13 isn't the Mexican Mafia
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  5. 06-26-13 06:13 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    MS13 isn't the Mexican Mafia


    jj being sharp for the first time.
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  6. 06-26-13 06:26 PM #6
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    LMFAO, "Mexican Mafia"

    Explain that, please.

    Hernandez does fit the gang MO, though. Dumb as fukk, total pussy, about to enjoy getting rammed, can't commit a crime without getting caught.

    Sounds like MS13 to me. Bitchmade.
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  7. 06-26-13 06:45 PM #7
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    Not El Sal, so no mara salvatrucha. MS 13 is not la eme. Pinche pendejo.
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  8. 06-26-13 06:55 PM #8
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    Nino thanks for helping out the fool. At least know your shit before you throw out your bullshit.
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  9. 06-26-13 07:02 PM #9
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    Haha?
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  10. 06-26-13 08:55 PM #10
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    I've seen whites, blacks, Asians, and even Armenians in La Mara...

    And any gang with the #13 are foot soldiers for La Eme.
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  11. 06-26-13 09:21 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I've seen whites, blacks, Asians, and even Armenians in La Mara...

    And any gang with the #13 are foot soldiers for La Eme.
    Prison is different than the streets. Every knucklehead clique throws 13 next to their name. The percentage of old school gangs that pay tribute to la eme are few and far between. Lots of unorganization these days. In prison it's whites, blacks, mexicans. The canos may be seperated by nortenos/surenos or surenos/paisas that's about it.
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  12. 06-26-13 09:43 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    MS13 isn't the Mexican Mafia
    jj make us a late afternoon video of you putting on sweatpants and throwing candy out the window to the kids in the street
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  13. 06-26-13 09:47 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Prison is different than the streets. Every knucklehead clique throws 13 next to their name. The percentage of old school gangs that pay tribute to la eme are few and far between. Lots of unorganization these days. In prison it's whites, blacks, mexicans. The canos may be seperated by nortenos/surenos or surenos/paisas that's about it.
    Anybody that claims 13 without the authority of the Eme is green lighted... And whites, Asians, blacks etc are not separated from other latinos if they are in a 13 gang... As long as you're sureno you're backed up by all surenos.. No matter your skin color.
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  14. 06-26-13 09:54 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    jj make us a late afternoon video of you putting on sweatpants and throwing candy out the window to the kids in the street
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  15. 06-26-13 09:55 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Anybody that claims 13 without the authority of the Eme is green lighted... And whites, Asians, blacks etc are not separated from other latinos if they are in a 13 gang... As long as you're sureno you're backed up by all surenos.. No matter your skin color.


    Mayan, please....how would you know all this? We all know damn well you can't even speak Mexican!

    Silly Mayan!!
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  16. 06-26-13 10:04 PM #16
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    Hernandez isn't going to be in GP anyway.
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  17. 06-26-13 10:05 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    Mayan, please....how would you know all this? We all know damn well you can't even speak Mexican!

    Silly Mayan!!
    Opie is TS...you'd never suspect that those white teeth and bleached highlights saw hard time at Folsom.
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  18. 06-26-13 10:34 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
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  19. 06-26-13 11:21 PM #19
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    Awesome thread.
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  20. 06-28-13 08:11 AM #20
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    hernandez is bristol latin kings por vida

    basically the gang equivalent of being sbr non pro
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  21. 06-28-13 08:43 AM #21
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  22. 06-28-13 04:46 PM #22
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    Great thread OP
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