[convick]

I've always been treated well by cops. I would never run away, even if I had a dead fuk in my trunk.

[InTheDrink]

Don't forget get juiced up on steroids, which is why they beat the shit out of people.
Roid rage.
You see some of these cowboys on the force these days?
Short sleeves rolled up, the arms three sizes to big for the shirt, the he-man macho buzz cut.........
There are two kinds of cops these days, the old timers marking time until they are pension eliglible, and the rookies that are juiced up to the beejesus, the cowboys straight out of the accademy.

The rookies mentality is "if we have to come out there, somebody is going to jail"

nasher you might wanna give this a read

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201..._firefigh.html

could be a fukkin movie

[Big Bear]

To bad you will never have the opportunity to collect 15k anyway ....fckn mr nobody over here

C'mon man. We are all on the same team.

[ChalkyDog]

Don't forget get juiced up on steroids, which is why they beat the shit out of people.
Roid rage.
You see some of these cowboys on the force these days?
Short sleeves rolled up, the arms three sizes to big for the shirt, the he-man macho buzz cut.........
There are two kinds of cops these days, the old timers marking time until they are pension eliglible, and the rookies that are juiced up to the beejesus, the cowboys straight out of the accademy.

The rookies mentality is "if we have to come out there, somebody is going to jail"

Best advice I ever got from a cop.

"If you're too stupid to hide the joint before I walk up to you - you deserve to go to jail and get your ass pounded for stupidity".

Think I was 13 or 14 at the time I got this epic advice. Remember every word, and have passed it down to whoever I can. You can substitute the joint with anything illegal.

[Emily_Haines]

I play a lot of 5/10 poker. I usually take 3-4k with me and if i win im comming home with about 7-8k. 1 time over 10k( im not acting like im a winner cause im not). Anyways im used to having a lot of cash on me and if i was pulled over i wouldnt be afraid if cop saw cash. If he takes it i'll get a good lawyer. I can prove its not drug money.

I doubt a lawyer is going to get your money back. You were betting with a bookie and don't have W2, bank statement, video from the casino to prove you legally obtained that money. Funny how so many people call me stupid but when faced with this situation everyone of you would be out 15k while my money would be buried out in the woods 20-30 miles from my house.

My god you people act like the FED's don't win 99% of their cases and you will get a fair trial.

[billysink]

I am certain of one thing here.

If there is a fukkin clown smart enough to win that kinda jack and stupid enough to wrap it around his dikk and drive home he is a poster at this site.

Or one of many posters here.

And for those of you so inclined to display that level of stupidity I regret to tell you that 12 points a day ain't a fukkin scholarship.

Quit lyin to your folks about that and carry on.

[vividjohn45]

Or, under no circumstance let them search you car without a warrant. Put that shit in a locked glove box or trunk, offers more legal protection.

Also, if they insist on searching the vehicle, throw the keys inside and lock the car. I've done this on more than one occasion. It affords you enough time to contact representation, which should have been dialed the moment the lights appeared in your rear view.

man ain't no cop ever gonna find my bankroll

[ChalkyDog]

I doubt a lawyer is going to get your money back. You were betting with a bookie and don't have W2, bank statement, video from the casino to prove you legally obtained that money. Funny how so many people call me stupid but when faced with this situation everyone of you would be out 15k while my money would be buried out in the woods 20-30 miles from my house.

My god you people act like the FED's don't win 99% of their cases and you will get a fair trial.

Are you kidding? That lawyer getting paid is contingent on him getting that money back.

Ain't nothing stopping a lawyer from money. Not the law, not the cops, nothing.

BTW, it is as simple as someone you "know" simply vouching for it. Assuming you didn't fukk yourself by talking to the cops.

Cops put your money in a little plastic bag, hand you a receipt. The lawyers job is to cash in that receipt. Shit happens everyday, everywhere.

Cops get to keep the money if the dumbass is 1) too stupid to get it back 2) too scared to get it back.

[InTheDrink]

I am certain of one thing here.

If there is a fukkin clown smart enough to win that kinda jack and stupid enough to wrap it around his dikk and drive home he is a poster at this site.

Or one of many posters here.

And for those of you so inclined to display that level of stupidity I regret to tell you that 12 points a day ain't a fukkin scholarship.

Quit lyin to your folks about that and carry on.

sinker you fukker i have to wait 30 gawddamned minutes to nominate this post

sinker take it easy tomorrow so i dont get into this jam again

You may not nominate a post by the same author today.

[TheCentaur]

This is a great story. This would be a great beginning to a crime movie, I can just picture it now. They let you go but you are in reality a paid killer stalking his victim. And naturally later you are forced into a gunfight with these two same cops. You should work on this and submit it. Has potential.

Oh and btw I am not trying to be sarcastic at all, I am serious. Sounds like a good story.

Thanks for the points.

Working on the script as we post

[Robber]

I doubt a lawyer is going to get your money back. You were betting with a bookie and don't have W2, bank statement, video from the casino to prove you legally obtained that money. Funny how so many people call me stupid but when faced with this situation everyone of you would be out 15k while my money would be buried out in the woods 20-30 miles from my house.

My god you people act like the FED's don't win 99% of their cases and you will get a fair trial.

You total square fuk

This is a total hypothetical because you've never even gotten a degree, let alone won 15k

If you run you automatically lose

They have your car and know who you are

[Emily_Haines]

You total square fuk

This is a total hypothetical because you've never even gotten a degree, let alone won 15k

If you run you automatically lose

They have your car and know who you are

Car worth 2000 and I can get it back

... and I still have my money

[Big Bear]

You won $15,000 from your bookie and meet him somewhere to pick up the money. The bookie hands you 150 one hundred dollar bills that you fold in half and stick in your pocket. On the way home you get pulled over in a traffic violation and the cop wants to search your car, as you get out he see's the bulge in your pants pocket and asks you to remove what is in it.

Personally I am making a run for it 100% of the time. Fuk my car and the things in it, not worth any wheres close to the money in my pocket. Most cops are in poor shape and wouldn't be able to catch you and even if they are in good enough shape they will never chance after you in a one on one situation. They always like it to be 4 to 1 or 5 to 1. So they won't pursue you until they have the right numbers giving you a big head start.

If your stupid enough to hand the money over here is what is going to happen:

#1 the cops going to say this is drug money
#2 you will spend more on lawyer fees than money lost trying to get it back
#3 you won't get a fair trail (did you not see the reports that government wins 99% of their cases)
#4 even if you can get it back (which you can't) it will be years and years

you have way too much free time on your hands pal.

But having 15,000 cash is a good problem to have.

[Smoke]

Guey drives 1990 ford festiva

[Big Bear]

Actually had something similar happen to me. I was by myself driving to Vegas from Lake Tahoe in a rental car and got pulled over. If you have ever made this drive or driven around in rural Nevada you know there is nothing around. No cell service, no radio signal, no cars for 15-30 minutes at a time. The landscape looks like something from the surface of Mars.

So I get pulled by two cops in an SUV and the one on the passenger side gets out, comes to the passenger side window and tells me I was speeding. He asks to see my license. I reach in my pocket and have to take out about $3500 I have for my poker bankroll to get to it. I don't think much about taking this out to get to my license, but I guess it looks funny to a cop. While I'm looking down fumbling for my license he says, "why do you have so much cash on you?"

Now this is a little bit different than the OP's scenario because I'm in a state where gambling is legal. That isn't my concern though. There is no one and nothing around for miles, and I have to decide if this cop wants an answer or wants some cash. Either option could be the wrong one. The officer isn't exactly bubbling with personality and he could just as easily "confiscate" my money as write me a ticket, or worse. I mean, what was I going to do?

I decide to give him the answer instead of a bribe and he says, "you have any drugs on you?" I calmly say, "No", but I don't like where this is headed. He doesn't seem to accept that answer and asks again. I tell him, "look you can search the car if you want to." By this time he's flipping through the rental papers and finds that I got a contract for unlimited driving in 4 states. He asks me, "Why would you need to drive around in 4 states if you were just playing poker?"

I have no idea why I agreed to this contract, the rental agent made it sound like a great deal so I agreed. Of course now I wish I hadn't. I explain to the officer this was just what the rental agent signed me up for, I don't know why I need 4 states either. Well he doesn't seem like this answer and goes back to his SUV for a very long 20 minutes.

During these 20 minutes I'm either nervously checking my rear view mirror or scanning the landscape for where my imminent burial may soon occur, all the while rerunning our conversation in my head and wondering what those 2 cops are deciding to do with me. The worst scenarios seem to be the first ones you think of way out here.

Finally he approaches the window and hands me a speeding ticket. He hesitates for a moment and asks, "Have you ever been on tv with the World Poker Tour or WSOP?" I take the ticket saying, "No I'm not that lucky" and drive away slowly.

you are a funny guy and good story teller.

[vividjohn45]

"emily get out of ur car now. we have ur computer tapped and know u made a bundle following lakertwat"

[crustyme]

isn't everything a hypothetical with this guy?

i mean he pretends to be a girl and bets millions.

[crustyme]

Guey drives 1990 ford festiva

[iifold]

Tell the cop I had a good night at the poker tables...

He'd probably ask where the game was...

OP is a loon...

[Smoke]

isn't everything a hypothetical with this guy?

i mean he pretends to be a girl and bets millions.

[Smoke]

[SamDiamond]

[Big Bear]

hey man that car is good on gas!

[Smoke]

hey man that car is good on gas!

Not when theres a 400 lb man driving it and all them soup cans

[itchypickle]

Not when theres a 400 lb man driving it and all them soup cans

Don't forget the cheese and meat sticks...and the discounted chocolate donuts from the other videos.

[InTheDrink]

Not when theres a 400 lb man driving it and all them soup cans

if you consider a person 6'2 240 lbs to be morbidly obese well you're obviously an idiot. Secondly I guess your mom smoked so much crack that you came out of her womb retarded cause you dont know shit. Go back to wearing those phagish florescent clothes you wore when you did that video imitating JJ

[Smoke]

Don't forget the cheese and meat sticks...and the discounted chocolate donuts from the other videos.

yea forgot about those