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    PAULYPOKER
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    The official bring back Mr. brockSTONE Landers with a RUBBERBAND chalk factory PLAY!!

    This post is for my long lost BANNED pal............

    Mr. BrockSTONE Landers!

    SALUD!!!
    Rubber band play from the Brockster himself at end of this message


    Brock gets up around seven
    Get outta bed around nine
    And Brock don't worry about nothin' no
    Cause worryin's a waste of his, time

    The show usually starts around seven
    We go on SBR stage at nine
    Get on the bus at eleven
    Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine

    We been dancin' with
    Mr. Brockstone
    Sbr johns been knockin'
    He won't' leave Brock alone

    Brock used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
    So the little got more and more
    Brock just keep tryin' ta get a little better
    Said a little better than before
    Brock used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do
    So the little got more and more
    Brock just keep tryin' ta get a little better
    Said a little better than before

    We been dancin' with
    Mr. Brockstone
    He's been knockin'
    He won't leave SBR John alone

    Now brock gets up around whenever
    Brock used ta get up on time
    But that old man
    SBR john he's a real muthafukker
    Gonna kick him on down the line


    Brock's ode to SBR


    If I say I don't need anyone

    I can say these things to you
    'Cause I can turn on anyone
    Just like I've turned on you
    I've got a tongue like a razor
    A sweet switchblade knife
    And I can do you favors
    But then you'll do whatever I like

    [Chorus:]
    Here I am
    And you're a Rocket Queen
    I might be a little young
    But honey I ain't naive
    Here I am
    And you're a Rocket Queen oh yeah
    I might be too much
    But honey you're a bit obscene

    I've seen everything imaginable
    Pass before these eyes
    I've had everything that's tangible
    Honey you'd be surprised
    I'm a sexual innuendo
    In this burned out paradise
    If you turn me on to anything
    You better turn me on tonight

    [Chorus:]

    I see you standin'
    Standin' on your own
    It's such a lonely place for you
    For you to be
    If you need a shoulder
    Or if you need a friend
    I'll be here standing
    Until the bitter end
    No one needs the sorrow
    No one needs the pain
    I hate to see you
    Walking out there
    Out in the rain
    So don't chastise me
    Or think I, I mean you harm
    Of those that take you
    Leave you strung out
    Much too far
    Baby-yeah

    Don't ever leave me
    Say you'll always be there
    All I ever wanted
    Was for you
    To know that I care


    The 2 concert videos was from 1988 at the RITZ right before they EXPLODED!! onto mainstream baby YEAH!!


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    HUGE Fukkin play for the NBA FINALS GAME 5!! (RUBBERBAND PLAY)



    You know the drill boys....

    This is a RUBBERBAND play for the NBA finals game 5

    I did the SAME thing last year with Miami and it was close, but cashed!

    This year there is NO stopping the HEAT!!!!!!!

    I'll be on them to win a MINIMUM of 3 dimes on the ML

    GET SOME!!!!!!!!

    Miami -120




    SALUD!!

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    mmmkay...

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    Bring him back so I can bury him. I have a policy of not making fun of retards behind their backs.

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    Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.


    Brockay says this to that contract if SBR grants him amnesty!

    EOG! take this badge from me
    I can't use it anymore
    It's getting dark too dark to see
    Feels like I'm knockin' on SBR's door

    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door

    EOG put my guns in the ground
    I can't shoot them anymore
    That cold black cloud is comin' down
    Feels like I'm knockin' on SBR's door

    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door
    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door

    "YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN
    RANK SUBJUGATION JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST
    YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE BANK
    AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT
    WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF
    LIFE ALIVE"

    Knock-knock-knockin' on SBR's door

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.
    For what? Some hair plugs and a Richard Simmons exercise video.

    Nice call on Rockies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.
    they deserve one another...

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    I thought ALL you guys loved brockays!! plays....

    And would do anything to get them.........

    Suit yourselves

    I'm a cold heartbreaker
    Fit ta burn and I'll rip
    your heart in two
    An I'll leave you lyin' on the forum floor
    I'll be out the door before ya wake
    It's nuthin' new ta you
    'Cause I think we've seen that movie too

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrockLanders View Post























    HUGE Fukkin play for the NBA FINALS GAME 5!! (RUBBERBAND PLAY)



    You know the drill boys....

    This is a RUBBERBAND play for the NBA finals game 5

    I did the SAME thing last year with Miami and it was close, but cashed!

    This year there is NO stopping the HEAT!!!!!!!

    I'll be on them to win a MINIMUM of 3 dimes on the ML

    GET SOME!!!!!!!!

    Miami -120




    SALUD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    Sent to brock landers today. Brock is in Vegas. Is JJ ready for the return!?


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    Originally Posted by BrockLanders

    Game 7
    Spurs +6 six fukkin dimes!

    get some..

    Salud

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    please bring Landers...aka "auto-fade" back

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    PAULY is that confirmed? Brock is on the Spurs??

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    heat is a guaranteed lock pound it

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Originally Posted by BrockLanders

    Game 7
    Spurs +6 six fukkin dimes!

    get some..
    Salud

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    Now!! SBR!!!

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    Brock stole 2 units from a teller at B@nk of Americ@.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Fwiw, BROCK signed a one-year deal at EOG a couple weeks back.
    I'm sure he can get out of that contract.

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    I hear Brock wants back

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    He's booking action across the street

    Realized he couldnt beat the books

    So he became the book

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