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    daneblazer
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    Whatever happened to SBR Gabby?

    Did she survive the great moderator purge of 2013? Lou said we'd see more of her then Lou vanished with Gabby. Are Lou and Gabby living together on a remote island somewhere? She only seems to appear to taunt me when I miss a trivia question or when someone strikes it rich in the SBR Sportsbook. Why is it that attractive girls are on SBR Badges anyways? Is the hotness of the girl in relation to beating a game where the house the bigger advantage? Is Kate Upton on the SBR Casino badge or does nobody ever beat the SBR Casino?

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    Jonelyn made her drink a bottle of cheap tequila and she got kidnapped by some pirates

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Jonelyn made her drink a bottle of cheap tequila and she got kidnapped by some pirates

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    Chi_archie
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    Bring back Gaby

    or just give us some actual answers

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    Why eat hamburger when you have filet? Jonelyn, you are the tenderloin to my skewer.....uh, that skewer thing didn't quite come out right but you get the drift......I meant to say skewer, I meant it dammit!

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    I tried to bang her

    got massively, massively shot down

    was brutal boys, harsh

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    Losher, I don't want to hear excuses pal.. I want results!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    I tried to bang her

    got massively, massively shot down

    was brutal boys, harsh
    Peter, how many times have I told you not to forget your knife?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    I tried to bang her

    got massively, massively shot down

    was brutal boys, harsh
    lose the moustache gueyey

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    Smoke, there's a reason MMAChicka wasn't allowed to go to the bash last year in Vegas... She attended the one in CR and wouldn't stay off Loshers ball sack. I told her she couldn't come to Vegas as we wanted to stay happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Smoke, there's a reason MMAChicka wasn't allowed to go to the bash last year in Vegas... She attended the one in CR and wouldn't stay off Loshers ball sack. I told her she couldn't come to Vegas as we wanted to stay happy.


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    forget her

    JO JO is leading SBR Player's Talk to the promise land now!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Smoke, there's a reason MMAChicka wasn't allowed to go to the bash last year in Vegas... She attended the one in CR and wouldn't stay off Loshers ball sack. I told her she couldn't come to Vegas as we wanted to stay happy.
    one in the pink and one in the stink
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    lose the moustache gueyey
    he shaved it off in the great mustache purge of 2010 (Shannon's fault, I think he forced Loshak to shave it)

    it's the reason he can't get 9s or 10s anymore

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...-november.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    he shaved it off in the great mustache purge of 2010 (Shannon's fault, I think he forced Loshak to shave it)

    it's the reason he can't get 9s or 10s anymore

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...-november.html
    I dunno with the stash he looked like cheech

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    Gabby looked like she'd be a freak under the sheets.

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