[Dmoneytx]

Get on The Marine Richman at -225. Blowout winner

bigger and neener, let's go all in on rikman...

then later we take all that and go all in again on shlemenko...

"big bellator faves that can't lose" + "books are too stupid to know that they can't lose" = free friday money special just for followers of this thread...

vaughany would just overthink it, so we don't tell him...till after we won big...and he'll be so upset cuz it was his idea that made us rich...

then he joins, and becomes the research-department of our secret three-man MMA betting syndicate "hidden in plain site" in an obscure sbr MLB thread...all those "faux sharps" who never stray from the MMA subforum will unwittingly be funding our success with their silly "value betting" practices that just do not work at bellator

after a few more fridays we're all independently wealthy...

yamauchi/richman is still on the board at 5d...be sharp and be sure to clik "reduced" first ok...those extra points we save go into our "blow and broads" budget...rest goes into V's first choice next Friday...

that is all...



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Bigger and Neener...we'll all be in...

Absolute Blowout/Wrastler with funny Russian name/"Bellator =Free Money" heaven...

cuz it's Shahbulat Shamhalaev comin' up after Richman

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in fact, i i prefer this Russian (instead of Shlmenko) as the second-leg of our big-boy all-in all-wrastler parlay...

see http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/boxing-mma...l#post21869359 posts #156 & 157

How fukking dumb was I to try to get just "ONE" winner to put in one of my parlays. It was only 100, but Richman was the last leg of a good payout! Listening to all of ya'll talk about this guy was just pure fing stupid on my part. I knew -220 was a trap line, it usually is. BUT, it seems to me that ya'll don't know jack shyte about MMA, LOL!!! For real??? All in on this guy, then all in on that guy???? LOL! Glad I only lost 100 listening to this trash.

Hey, didn't Sham at -600 lose also????? LMAO, u can't make this shyte up. MMA is for suckers, glad I found out for only a c note

[Dmoneytx]

fukker...unbelievable MMA-mushville tonight (Rikman got hosed...then Shamhalaev got kimurra'd)...i know...we can blame it all on the buttertooth running our research department...he better straighten up and give us winnerz only from now on...hell even if we bought all the hooks, nothing would turn our FreeMMAmoney Syndicate into anything toutable just yet...we got till next weekend to turn this into a locks-only operation (even if it means resorting to neener's can't miss "fade all manlets" system...Shlmenko's loss puts us up 1-0 so far on that account...hmmm)

i'll pm u when i plan to get near the Twins/Wild/Vikings neck of the woods...but won't be able to afford it till we're all filthy rich from the next MMA card,

Wrassler's Wrule

^^^ Filthy rich from "next" weeks card??? You gotta be kidding me!! You couldn't even hit a -225 followed up by a -600. Pathetic bro! This is a joke right??? Who would follow this crap consistently???

MMA = SUCKERS (esp this guy..)

How can you say filthy rich next week when u go 0-2 taking two big chalks??? Pathetic...

[fitguy67]

whatever THEY're putting in the chemtrails above us, and into our mass-produced diet, maybe even injecting into the cheap foam of our walmart pillows so we inhale it all night...

it's working, if the purpose is to dumb us down

"inability to recognize blatant sarcasm" program a big success

[El Nino]

^^^ Filthy rich from "next" weeks card??? You gotta be kidding me!! You couldn't even hit a -225 followed up by a -600. Pathetic bro! This is a joke right??? Who would follow this crap consistently???

MMA = SUCKERS (esp this guy..)

How can you say filthy rich next week when u go 0-2 taking two big chalks??? Pathetic...

Take a breather, pal. I didn't even bet Bellator. Us MMA cappers are known to be sarcastic. It's not like it was an absolute blowout loser. Money management system. We double up on the next one and leave with our suitcase a little heavier.

[Dmoneytx]

Oh, so "absolute blow out winners" ARE different than "blowout winners"??? HUH???

Ya'll make no fukking sense, LOL, whatever I lost 100, no big deal, like I said, just hilarious how this thread went, two losers at -225 and -600, I will leave the MMA to the "experts", LMAO...

[fitguy67]

^^^^

nothing more appropriate right now than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGgnI6kCrs

(aside: if i'm ever asked what single person, from all of human history i'd most like to spend an afternoon with...no agenda--just hang out for a few hours with--my answer has never changed from childhood: Mel Blanc)

a propos nothing...apart from that it popped up at the end of the above link and i thought it perfectly juxtaposed intellectually to what was introduced at the top of this very page...i leave you all with this fascinating 4-minute clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhFuy38shSI

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(psst: neener, and bigger, down here!...so much for my plan to hide our MMA-betting syndicate's internal correspondence here "in plain site"...we've been exposed...nothing' gets past this guy...so we'll have to lay low/get rich by our own devices for a while...and when the heat is off, join forces again to rape the books on one last big PPV that'll set us all up for life...hopefully, we can talk V into joinin' up for our "one last score", ehrm...ok, gotta go now..."be right there, Martha..."...er, just remember: when you next see or hear "Frostbite Falls, Minnesota" and "suitcases" in the same sentence...be ready to drop everything...)

[Jarman]

MMA is for suckers

MMA is just like any other sport. If you want to be successful from a betting standpoint, you have to follow it closely. Believe it or not, I make some impressive cash off MMA. In fact, I even bet against the Russian this past Saturday and cashed out nicely on the underdog. Not trying to boast or anything, but I predict more fights correctly than anyone I know or follow. Not sure if it's because I analyze footage differently while I'm researching or what, but I'm doing something right.

[Dmoneytx]

^^^^

nothing more appropriate right now than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxGgnI6kCrs

(aside: if i'm ever asked what single person, from all of human history i'd most like to spend an afternoon with...no agenda--just hang out for a few hours with--my answer has never changed from childhood: Mel Blanc)

NO fitguy, the "moron" who posted this thread is the moron.. Not me buddy. I didn't glorify a -225 pick AND a -600 and both ended up huge crapping losers. Who ever started this thread is the moron bro..

ALL I am saying is whoever contributed to this thread for last weekend, were idiots. IF you were one of them, so be it. But I think you did post on here how those two fighters were locks. I am just saying that no one on this thread knew shit about what they were talking about. I think the 0-2 speaks for itself. Right???

Last post, like I said, I will leave the MMA to the "experts" who post -600 straights picks that lose, lol... BOL "moron"

[fitguy67]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9JEPeeohYs


Frodo akhbar!

[BIGDAY]

Yo moneytx,
I'm new to wagering mma. I hope to bounce back. Wish me luck.

[El Nino]

Yo moneytx,
I'm new to wagering mma. I hope to bounce back. Wish me luck.

BIGDAY knows the keys to success. Money management, pound the winners, fair enough?

[BIGDAY]

Pound the winners and you're one step above most.

[fitguy67]

yeah...with a side order of "buying the biggest hook available no matter what the price" to guarantee everything you play can't loze

(sharp cats like us know there's no such thing as 100% lock "all winnerz"...but if you buy the hooks, all of 'em, all the time...anything can at least be turned into a "can't lozer") ...

that's the big lesson i learned from B120: at 5d you have to go to the "big fuggen hook" section under "Fighting"...only available in the last 20 minutes before the fight starts

in that fight right after Richman...it should have been

Shamhalaev ml/LBK (to win or "Lose By Kimura") -1700 (that's a real big fuggen hook, but we know now for next time, to always buy 'em)...they turn lozerz into at least pushers and sometimes even into blowout winnerz...

like Vaughany pm'd me, told me that he got Richman ml/LSD (to win or "Lose by Shitty Decision") -750 at unibet (damn he's sharp, it was -820 at 5dimes...buttertooths get even more hooks to buy & better prices & can do that "arb" thingy too)

anyhow B120 hurt us, but we wised up now
1. Pound (jj has a good thread on getting a big bank loan first to help with this...yeah, and need a good suitcase)
2. Buy Hooks (books offer them, but they know most aren't smart enough to to buy them...don't be cheap! be smart!)
3. Play hard with your big winnings till next card! (but save 10% first...for "retirement in england" fund)
4. Go back to #1

[fitguy67]

need to know...(will help to positive-energize my "visualization for prosperity" network...god bless you, oprah!)

we gonna pound Cormier (mortgage our trailer homes to win a new big-ass TV)...or

we gonna pound Hendo (pawn our big-ass TV to win a new trailer home)?

can't wait till the 24th

[El Nino]

5/21

Minnesota Twins (+125) 5Dimes

YTD
8-8 +3.19u

[whtsox13]

5/21

Minnesota Twins (+125) 5Dimes

Two big betpoints to you with a winner, promise!

[El Nino]

Two big betpoints to you with a winner, promise!

Was never in doubt.

[El Nino]

5/21

Los Angeles Dodgers -1.5 (+125) 5Dimes

YTD
9-8 +4.44u

[El Nino]

5/23


New York Mets (-128) 5Dimes
Tampa Bay Rays (+108) 5Dimes


YTD
9-9 +3.44u

[Vaughany]

How fukking dumb was I to try to get just "ONE" winner to put in one of my parlays. It was only 100, but Richman was the last leg of a good payout! Listening to all of ya'll talk about this guy was just pure fing stupid on my part. I knew -220 was a trap line, it usually is. BUT, it seems to me that ya'll don't know jack shyte about MMA, LOL!!! For real??? All in on this guy, then all in on that guy???? LOL! Glad I only lost 100 listening to this trash.

Hey, didn't Sham at -600 lose also????? LMAO, u can't make this shyte up. MMA is for suckers, glad I found out for only a c note

lol only just seen this. I thought people would of realised I was jus doing a Steve Stevens impression! I didnt even know the guy Richman was fighting..havent bet on a Bellator fight since betting on Pat Curran about 2 years ago! my bad

[Vaughany]

I'd like to buy the hook in mma.








*no homo

Bury the hook the more like!

[Vaughany]

Take a breather, pal. I didn't even bet Bellator. Us MMA cappers are known to be sarcastic. It's not like it was an absolute blowout loser. Money management system. We double up on the next one and leave with our suitcase a little heavier.

yo yo, I think this Dominatrix guy needs to do some research in to my boii Steve Stevens ya hear me. Guy doesnt appear to understand the money management system that we are working on here.

[El Nino]

1-0 +1.08u Mets game was PPD

5/24


Pittsburgh Pirates (+103) 5Dimes


YTD
10-9 +4.52u

Not buying the short line on Stras here. Pirates have already roughed him up this year.

[El Nino]

Absolute blowout winner? No, but got the job done. Fair enough?

1-0 +1.03u

YTD
11-9 +5.55u

[El Nino]

5/25

Arizona Diamondbacks (-107) 5Dimes

YTD
11-9 +5.55u

[El Nino]

1-0 +1u

YTD
12-9 +6.55u

[El Nino]

5/26

Los Angeles Angels (-127) 5Dimes
Texas Rangers (-105) 5Dimes

YTD
12-9 +6.55u

[jed81]

Rangers Lookin good !!! I like the oak A,s today any thoughts

[El Nino]

Rangers Lookin good !!! I like the oak A,s today any thoughts

Out and about this weekend. Been a hectic last few weeks, haven't had a chance to cap properly. Will be back next week with some winners to pound. Rangers, Kings, Heat should all close out their Game 6's.

[fitguy67]

jed, that play in the post you're commenting on is three days old...but it was an ABSOLUTE BLOWOUT WINNER!!! (7-2 over Minnesota in g1 on Monday the 26th...AND they just finished beating them for the third time in 4 days!!!)

so, even when Nino leaves his plays keep on winning. 3-1 from the same Rangers-over-Twins post!!!


I suspect that after last weekend's UFC 173, "the boy" won't be around so much...till he works his way thru that mountain of free money all of us sharp MMA-insiders made on Ferguson and Dillashaw...

but i'd be careful tailing right away when he does come back...an extended binge of broads and drugs and booze isn't good for capping

for tonight, might wanna put a small splash (enough to win 1u) on the Canadiens in hockey...can get them in the +150s range...their "back to the wall" motivation wipes out the "home cooking" advantage and makes this a coin-flip

[El Nino]

6/11



Toronto Blue Jays -1.5 (+135) 5Dimes


YTD
13-10 +6.28u

Hughes is a fly ball pitcher in a HR park. Should wake the Blue Jays bats up. His fast ball is on a slight decline and Reyes and EE have some good #'s off him. Plus, fading BIGDAY (the forum mush) is never a bad thing!

[BIGDAY]

[El Nino]

6/16


Kansas City Royals (+131) 5Dimes


YTD
13-11 +5.28u

[El Nino]

1-0 +1.31u

6/17
Cincinnati Reds (-125) BookMaker

YTD
14-11 +6.59u

[El Nino]

6/21

Chicago Cubs (+103) 2u 5Dimes
Toronto Blue Jays (+133) 2u 5Dimes

YTD
15-11 +7.59u

Vance Worley is a road favorite in his 2nd start this season? Cool story. He should go 5 or 6 and the Cubbies get a chance to knock the Pittsburgh Pen around as they find a new closer. Cubs are red hot at home and if Wood can get some run support, they should win here. Reds blow against lefties this year. Give me the free swinging Blue Jays at Great American Ball Park.