Think about it.
How can you spend 500+ hours on the phone with someone and not know you're talking to a man?
It goes against all logic. How can a man disguise his voice without slipping up once in over 500 hours?
How can you be fukkin dumb enough not to check this person out first?
How the fukk can this happen to a dude with a 3.5+ GPA?
He's got to be gay. That is the only logical explanation.