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    zoo youk
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    boys, I AM GOING TOUT:

    subscription fee will be 500$ a month
    will be double for IntheStinker and Milwaukee Mike

    package is free for; ebbears, LKid, BigDay and Opie(if awarded POTM tomorrow)

    all with in the last the last week 7-0.
    (Disclaimer: Just a joke and having some fun, mainly just to piss drinker off, he is missing tonight)
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...uarter-no.html
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...attle-yes.html
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...teen-home.html
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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...am-rolled.html
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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ser-105-a.html

    yes I am that bad that 7-0 is the biggest heater I have ever been on.

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    where can i pay my dime zoopuker?

    i feel like im stealing...id pay 50 dimes for your picks

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    where can i pay my dime zoopuker?

    i feel like im stealing...id pay 50 dimes for your picks
    a 12 pack of Shipyard Pumpkinhead will do.

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    maybe a poke in the butt

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    A tout with your credentials should ask at least a dime for picks. Don't sell yourself short asking only a nickel.

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoo youk View Post
    a 12 pack of Shipyard Pumpkinhead will do.
    sorry guey

    store on my street only carries miller lite and the bull

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    every juice -500..
    ned landers style.

    zooker also love seeing a thread started by him

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    every juice -500..
    ned landers style.

    zooker also love seeing a thread started by him
    lol i really don't know where this started from. some wacko just made it up and a couple of yous ran with it

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoo youk View Post
    maybe a poke in the butt
    This should cool you off


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    Did you say trout?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    This should cool you off

    Gawd damm my dikk gord massive hard what a ggilf...fukk yesssssss

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    Sorry..that got me hard

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    can't forget free subscription for 5mike5


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    be ready for a banning after this thread

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    be ready for a banning after this thread
    pure troll

    reported

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    be ready for a banning after this thread
    unbelievable. READ THOROUGHLY. u slob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoo youk View Post
    lol i really don't know where this started from. some wacko just made it up and a couple of yous ran with it


    where what started?


    the name zooker?



    i started that i think in the ru/ville thread.


    you just got


    ZOOKKEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD..





    i need to go to bed or im gonna be friggin zooked at work tomorrow.



    God Bless and good night

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    where what started?


    the name zooker?



    i started that i think in the ru/ville thread.


    you just got


    ZOOKKEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD..





    i need to go to bed or im gonna be friggin zooked at work tomorrow.



    God Bless and good night
    no u big dummy

    the whole i love starting threads for attention bs shit. go to sleep.

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    InTheDrink
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    not bs shit

    the first time i called you out you said you started three in the last week and there were like 6 from that day on the first page

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    Haha

    Drinker.. zooker will start 6 more tomrrow.


    Will there be a score in tge first 6 mins Lakers vs knicksvor something of that nsture


    Then ill blame the refs when it doednt hit


    Zoooooookerrrrrrrr
    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    not bs shit

    the first time i called you out you said you started three in the last week and there were like 6 from that day on the first page

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    bear you had a few tonight gueyere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    not bs shit

    the first time i called you out you said you started three in the last week and there were like 6 from that day on the first page
    yeah right, there probably was three you were probably just hammered out of your mind drunk and seeing double.

    now right now there is a lot but they are winners. so sawk it.

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    puuuukkeerrrrrrrrrrrr

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    stinkerrrrrrr

    going to bed.

    think bears is a 2 beer queer and fell asleep face first on keyboard?

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    A scamming scumbag tout like roxxy.. Fukking pathetic.. Just eat a bullet..

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    Unreall.


    No beers last night.

    At work been up since 6..
    Should of called out dead instead

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    Drinker and lkid

    Hot tip from. Zooker

    Yes score in the first minute depaul/uconn line is minus 1000

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    i feel like paying double is a shakedown

    but zoo youk's picks would be worth it

    also i laughed at "in the stinker"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    Unreall.


    No beers last night.

    At work been up since 6..
    Should of called out dead instead
    GOT ZOOKED son!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    Drinker and lkid

    Hot tip from. Zooker

    Yes score in the first minute depaul/uconn line is minus 1000
    Lol!

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    bears acts like every single -160 to -200 is an absolute lock if that was the case we would all be filthy rich.



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