Originally Posted by
Seaweed
Lets look at the possibility of this picture being Emily Hanes.
A) Based on the ball ripping shorts and Macgyver mullet, this picture is pegged between the years 1980-1993.
B) That means, this picture is over 20 years old, increasing the possibility that this could be the pre-balooning point in Emily's history where he/she could have been 200 pounds lighter.
C) The runner does look like a future transsexual, and his insecurities are well shown as he can't take his eyes off the sweaty calves of the 298th place finisher infront of him.
Lets look at the possibility of this picture not being Emily Hanes.
A) Emily browsed the internet for hundreds, possibly thousands of pictures of guys.
B) Emily then decided his hobby of browsing these pictures daily could be used to deceive SBR of not only his obesity, but also of his retardation and lies.
C) Emily Was scared of online pictures being traced and so he decided it would be best to break into his neighbors house again, go into their photo album from the 1980's, and take the picture home.
Tough call, but I'm going to have to go with option B.