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    Emily_Haines
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    $287,500 to win $250,000 on Arizona monthly wins UNDER 7

    This one is a LEAD PIPE LOCK

    In order to lose this bet Arizona has to win all 8 games.

    They got lucky to beat Florida at home and barely beat San Diego St. last night. How they going to win 8 in a row when they now actually have to play real road games. No way are they going to be 20-0 at end of January!!!!!

    The road game at Oregon is going to be around pick. The other road games at Washington and Oregon St. they should not be huge favorites. I see them stumbling. I think they definitely lose one game on the Oregon road trip and then we free roll the rest of the month.

    This may be my GREATEST bet ever and why I strike the fear of god in the sports books.

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    Why such a relatively small bet if you are that confident? Probably going to end on 7, so may not be worth a play.

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    Emily_Haines
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    Quote Originally Posted by tto827 View Post
    Why such a relatively small bet if you are that confident? Probably going to end on 7, so may not be worth a play.
    The book I been betting at is crying like a motherfukker from all the cash I have been taking from them and will ONLY let me bet a quarter of a million. I tried betting $5,750,000 to win $5,000,000 but they cried and said the most I could bet was $287,500. What a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    Wouldn't let him bet his entire roll

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    Do you wake up in the morning, log on to SBR and while typing this up actually think this is funny? Stick to videos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Do you wake up in the morning, log on to SBR and while typing this up actually think this is funny? Stick to videos.
    Not trying to be funny. I was not even going to make a bet today but saw the greek put up monthly win totals on some college teams. Most people that have followed my picks are WAY up now and they look forward to additional picks to put even more $$$$$ into their pockets.

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    Think about how many cans of soup and civic/accords you can buy with 250K

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    what's the max bet on that prop?

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    Bro I saw ur video why don't you buy some nice cars and and save your money unles u robbed a bank or your grandfather started the Yellow pages there is no way you are playing for real money. Or maybe you you have a serious gambling issue. Money won't buy you love, friends, happiness or impress important people. My advice go and invest in a big casino in Vegas and your problems are solved.
    Lol merry christmAs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    This one is a LEAD PIPE LOCK

    In order to lose this bet Arizona has to win all 8 games.

    They got lucky to beat Florida at home and barely beat San Diego St. last night. How they going to win 8 in a row when they now actually have to play real road games. No way are they going to be 20-0 at end of January!!!!!

    The road game at Oregon is going to be around pick. The other road games at Washington and Oregon St. they should not be huge favorites. I see them stumbling. I think they definitely lose one game on the Oregon road trip and then we free roll the rest of the month.

    This may be my GREATEST bet ever and why I strike the fear of god in the sports books.

    Then why are you only betting 1/8 your normal bet you tranny fukk ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeys2012 View Post
    Then why are you only betting 1/8 your normal bet you tranny fukk ?
    Can't you read moron?

    It was the most they would let me bet.

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    Emily when u gonna have a "save the US economy" wager??

    Minimum bet: 15.3 trillion. We know you've got that in reserves
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    Why not save up your Monopoly money and by Park Place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    The book I been betting at is crying like a motherfukker from all the cash I have been taking from them and will ONLY let me bet a quarter of a million. I tried betting $5,750,000 to win $5,000,000 but they cried and said the most I could bet was $287,500. What a joke.
    i thought you have like 100 offshore accounts along with runners @ vegas??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CollegePro View Post
    i thought you have like 100 offshore accounts along with runners @ vegas??
    I have a special relationship with the greek where I can bet much more than their normal limits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I have a special relationship with the greek where I can bet much more than their normal limits.
    Who do you deal with at The Greek. Careful now, I know the GM and most managers real good. So who you deal with?

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    Real well that is.

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    Hmmmm, just what I thought. Crickets.

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    This guy is either the best internet troll ever or the worst.

    The videos are hilarious because they are so terrible but they are so so terrible that I cant quite tell if he is a genius for making them that bad.

    Everything is just so perfectly terrible, the fake Dahli, 3 fake degrees, empty fridge, two terrible cars but a pretty nice neighborhood.

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    He is one of the biggest fades on this site.

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    who exactly is way up following u?..everytime i see u make a pick..u get blown out of the water..i would suggest getting off the couch and going out to get a real job instead of bsing people on here for no reason..if u r betting millions a game..i highly doubt u would be on sbr doing the things that u r doing..get a life jabroni

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    As an Arizona fan, thank you for making this post! Arizona going 20-0! You made my day Emily, thanks for helping the team out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    I have a special relationship with the greek where I can bet much more than their normal limits.
    You are one sorry fat fckn loser. Happy Holidays!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    You are one sorry fat fckn loser. Happy Holidays!

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    emilys cat..... [img]images.uncyc.org/commons/f/fc/CAT%26GUN.jpg[/img]
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    Quote Originally Posted by pulledclear View Post
    You are one sorry fat fckn loser. Happy Holidays!
    That's just downright mean. Whees the love man 😱

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    The book I been betting at is crying like a motherfukker from all the cash I have been taking from them and will ONLY let me bet a quarter of a million. I tried betting $5,750,000 to win $5,000,000 but they cried and said the most I could bet was $287,500. What a joke.

    LMAO this is pure comedy now. I don't even have to smoke my bud to laugh this hard with Emily posting

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    If this includes the Oregon roadie, then it might not be a bad wager.

    I think Arizona loses one out there, but to OSU - not Oregon.

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    after the video we all know haines is VERY slow upstairs

    any1 would have to be to think 1 person believes this nonsense everyday

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    WOW!

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    another air bet

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    I don't get it! We all know you're a liar. so what is the payoff?? i can understand basic psychology where one gets a thrill out a few people believing the lies he tells but I do not understand what someone gets when every know's you're full of it. I'd suggest you seek help and I am not joking.

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    So close Haines.

    1 shovel full of dirt closer to yet another burial.

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