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    SBR_John
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    Dont forget to brine your turkey - A few pointers

    Soak it in salt water overnight. Google a recipe. A couple of critical mistakes to avoid;

    Never brine a frozen or even a semi frozen turkey. If your bird is still a little frozen just skip the brine step altogether.
    Watch the salt. 3/4 cup per gallon is plenty.
    Don't over brine. Some books say 24 hrs, 10 hours is perfect for a good size turkey. 12 hrs max.
    Dont add a bunch of junk to the brine. Dont add cloves or spices like basil. Dont even think about adding liquid smoke or anything with salt in it. Seriously, keep it simple.
    Do add something sweet. I like to add a 1/2 qt of OJ and a couple of tbls of honey.(if you dont add something sweet your bird could be too salty...the sweetner does not make the meat sweet it just relaxes the salt)
    An hour before you cook remove the bird and wash it good, then let it sit upside down for an hour on a rack to drain and dry.

    If you dont have room in your refer you can add ice and leave it out. Add more ice sometime in the night.

    That's about it...bone up a tree!...or is Bon Appétit?

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    sharp advice

    never cooked once in my life

    on a side note, wonder if this was just the most refreshed page in the history of the interweb


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    We have scrambled a rapid response team.

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    Sam Odom
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    Simple is better...

    Salt + Sugar + Water (Soy Sauce is optional)

    8hrs min / 12hrs max

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    Sam Odom
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post

    Don't over brine. Some books say 24 hrs, 10 hours is perfect for a good size turkey. 12 hrs max.

    Johnny , it is just simple science

    takes 4hrs for the cell wall to breakdown releasing the 'juices' then another 4hrs for re-absorption of juices + brine

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    walker make sure your turkey is actually dead before you cook it....don't rely on rumors on twitter that it's actually ready to toss in the oven

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    go buy a turkey fryer

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    They will tell you NOT to stuff the actual Turkey because a few dumb fukks undercooked theirs and got sick on the dressing. Fuk that dressing inside the turkey is the only way to go!!

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    Cooking Bag is the ONLY way to go....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post

    ...dressing inside the turkey is the only way to go!!

    Yes and make it cornbread dressing

    +1

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    Brock Landers
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    DEEP FRIED Turkey is the ONLY way to go...its light years better than anything in an oven

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post

    DEEP FRIED Turkey is the ONLY way to go...

    You know you are a redneck when...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    DEEP FRIED Turkey is the ONLY way to go...its light years better than anything in an oven
    How bout we fry you and eat you landers!

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    Cornbread dressing has my mouth watering Sammy!!

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    Agreed, deep fried turkey is money.

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    Infared oil-less turkey fryer

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    Infared oil-less turkey fryer
    Trying this out for the first time tomorrow. Usually fry it normally.

    We'll see how it goes!

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    Deep fried turkey is the best

    take precautions, though - there's new stories of people who burn their house down every year

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    i hate stuffing, unless its stove top,

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    i hate stuffing, unless its stove top,
    Obviously we know you cant eat any single thing without 140% of your daily sodium or sugar intake

    Slob

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    thanks for all the pointers SBR...now I know why I've never cared for turkey...Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Simple is better...

    Salt + Sugar + Water (Soy Sauce is optional)

    8hrs min / 12hrs max

    first time brine for me i used alton browns recipe one pound of dark brown sugar one pound of kosher salt

    in a bucket for 12 hours and then i deeped fried it best turkey ever

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    Like the tip

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    old timers sorely miss posts like this from John

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    DEEP FRIED Turkey is the ONLY way to go...its light years better than anything in an oven
    Fellas... Landers is right on. Use peanut oil and deep fry that bad boy. Best turkey ever. I'm not even a big turkey fan. Try it one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Fellas... Landers is right on. Use peanut oil and deep fry that bad boy. Best turkey ever. I'm not even a big turkey fan. Try it one day.
    have to agree.

    Had it for the 1st time last turkey day and it was incredible

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