[Fishhead]

Hi Suzi, 49 year old degenerate gambler here, hoping you can help me.

SUZY--Go ahead friend, whats your name?

ME---Fishhead, you can call me Fish for short.

SUZY--OK

ME---Question, I'm 49 years old and in debt up to my eyeballs, should I keep playing poker, betting sports, and playing slots and video poker of should I get a real job?

SUZE--Are you joking love?

ME--No, its my opinion the working man is a sucker and.......

SUZE--Wait a minute here!!, when is the last time you held a real job Fish?

ME-- Oh, about 15 years ago, worked in a casino, only to try and gain inside information.

SUZE--Oh brother!! Listen, throw you financials at me.

ME-- Well, I'm around $129,000 in debt on my ************, have no 401k or any savings for that matter, no real job as mentioned, have a few old sportscards around the house as well as some limited edition casino chips.

SUZE--Oh....my.....God!

ME-- I would like to continue what I'm currently doing as I just love gambling and from watching your show I've learned to follow my passion. Let me be straight with you Suze, on the totempole, money ranks about 99th on my list of importance in life, thats why I want to continue down this path of action and fun, your thoughts, I will hang up and listen.
SUZE--Let's move on, our next call is from Doyle in Las Vegas.

[SlickFazzer]

Did she have a special show just for gamblers?

[Fishhead]

Did she have a special show just for gamblers?

No

She called me off the air and started screaming at me and telling me what a loser I was.

I plan on sending her some JJGOLD videos.

FH

[SlickFazzer]

im tired of her shtick.

[pico]

tell her she is a bitch

[wtf]

she is a nasty kniving hole

[Fishhead]

She liked this guy and approved his 10,000 buyin to the WSOP..............



http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1018811970&play=1

[CaneDawg]

good one fish

[pavyracer]

Fishhead,

I have 5000 pennies in a cookie jar. What do I need to do to make them 50000 at the slot machine? I really don't want to throw away the pennies to the dumpster.

[Fishhead]

Fishhead,

I have 5000 pennies in a cookie jar. What do I need to do to make them 50000 at the slot machine? I really don't want to throw away the pennies to the dumpster.

Turn them into quarters or dollars and play a +ev slot or video poker machine.

You can also go to Vegas and play penny slots at the Union Plaza...........but it is -ev longterm.

FH

[KingRevolver]

Man - this guy loves his slots! I'd play them if they weren't so boring and repetitive.

[Fishhead]

Man - this guy loves his slots! I'd play them if they weren't so boring and repetitive.

I play 100x more video poker than slots.


FH


ps- slots are played with a quick hit and move on strategy.......playing "BONUS machines and "PROGRSSIVE" machines.

[KingRevolver]

I do enjoy video poker.

[ICE-BLOOD]

you're a funny guy fishhead


if she called me and started screaming I'd tell her the f\*\*k off

[KingRevolver]

You'd cry like a little bitch and admit that you're in a bad financial spot and beg her to hold you.

[Fishhead]

you're a funny guy fishhead


if she called me and started screaming I'd tell her the f\*\*k off

[Fishhead]

Does she still have her call-in show................if so, would like to call and give here an update, hope she remembers me.

[crustyme]

i heard shes having a segment on dumpster divers and off-ramp windshield washers on wednesday. you should call in as an expert.

[Fishhead]

i heard shes having a segment on dumpster divers and off-ramp windshield washers on wednesday. you should call in as an expert.

Really??