1. 10-15-12 06:50 AM #1
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    Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here

    My much documented going on 14 years without getting laid streak. I have the longest one in forum history. I do not see an end in site.
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  2. 10-15-12 06:53 AM #2
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    isnt he a documented homo??
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  3. 10-15-12 06:54 AM #3
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    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
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  4. 10-15-12 06:56 AM #4
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    "Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here"

    What does that mean? You're saving your ass for Patty??
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  5. 10-15-12 07:22 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    "Apricot Sinner Is Only Guy That Can Break My Sexless Record Here"

    What does that mean? You're saving your ass for Patty??
    -200

    Subconsciously, if not consciously.
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  6. 10-15-12 07:41 AM #6
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  7. 10-15-12 08:34 AM #7
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    Archie escorts do not count

    Also how do you know I scored??
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  8. 10-15-12 08:46 AM #8
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    jj and his young twinks
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  9. 10-15-12 08:50 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks

    Or you could laid
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  10. 10-15-12 09:08 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
    Look pal, you may be able to fool some of these guys on here with this tough guy act.....but here's the bottom line: Any average looking guy in his mid-twenties (you) who shows no interest in banging young tail.....is gay.
    Period.
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  11. 10-15-12 09:12 AM #11
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  12. 10-15-12 09:13 AM #12
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    I could turn app into a pimp in just 3 short 60 minute classes.
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  13. 10-15-12 09:56 AM #13
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    pattayy!!!

    lmao at this thread another dolbin classic

    I can't wait for rogue scholar to chime in here with a 2 paragraph speech

    patty come to the SBR bash next year you me Bobby and DJ Destroyer will pull fukking broads
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  14. 10-15-12 09:59 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    I could turn app into a pimp in just 3 short 60 minute classes.
    tracer what is the discount rate priced at for those 3 classes. I could def improve myself.

    I banged a 20 year old NCC broad on Saturday and told her I was 23 instead of really 26. less creepy theory since I was at a college bar
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  15. 10-15-12 10:07 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    tracer what is the discount rate priced at for those 3 classes. I could def improve myself.

    I banged a 20 year old NCC broad on Saturday and told her I was 23 instead of really 26. less creepy theory since I was at a college bar
    Lying is always good. Whatever works. You have this down. You may proceed to lesson 2.
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  16. 10-15-12 10:15 AM #16
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  17. 10-15-12 10:20 AM #17
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    I think what JJ meant was he thinks Patty can go 14+ years without getting laid and break his streak/drought, whatever you wanna call it.

    Patty won't have that long of a drought. I've got faith!
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  18. 10-15-12 10:24 AM #18
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    One Day Patty & Rogue will hook-up and live happily ever after --- been in the cards for years
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  19. 10-15-12 10:30 AM #19
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    Patty is smart

    Women financial ruination of a man

    He thinks with his mind instead of his rooster

    That is a smart

    Patty said he will never have sex

    My record will be in jepardy
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  20. 10-15-12 10:33 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Patty is smart

    Women financial ruination of a man

    He thinks with his mind instead of his rooster

    That is a smart

    Patty said he will never have sex

    My record will be in jepardy


    patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender

    Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough

    pattayyyy
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  21. 10-15-12 10:38 AM #21
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    Unless you find real love of course, instead of posting shit on a gambling forum.
    Very "smart" indeed to think women are just financial ruin, way to piss away your life.
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  22. 10-15-12 10:45 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post


    patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender

    Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough

    pattayyyy
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  23. 10-15-12 10:51 AM #23
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    Does having "bad-sex" count? They shouldn't count. None of my conquests below were any fun.
    Even my photo on the bottom says.."what the hell did I just do?" You're a lucky man JJ, keep it up, er, rather, better keep it down.




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  24. 10-15-12 10:54 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABEHONEST View Post





    King Mayan's High School Yearbook Pic
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  25. 10-15-12 11:47 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post



    patty is Asexual aka not interested in sexual participation with any gender

    Patty taught me that your right hand is always good enough

    pattayyyy
    That's impressive. How much for one of those magic hand jobs?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
    conquer the stage fright

    that is the first step
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  27. 10-15-12 12:03 PM #27
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  28. 10-15-12 12:13 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    That's impressive. How much for one of those magic hand jobs?!
    well dont tell anybody... but i give them to myself for free! i feel like such a winner b/c i am saving $250 for a hooker and just doing the job myself

    i guess real pussy is better but you cant beat free!

    all part of the +EV lifestyle pal
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  30. 10-15-12 12:21 PM #30
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    Patty, this hot broad sitting next to me, I don't even pay attention to her. Can't put the pussy on a pedestal. They will win.
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  31. 10-15-12 12:25 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Patty, this hot broad sitting next to me, I don't even pay attention to her. Can't put the pussy on a pedestal. They will win.
    Deucer lets see a pic pally

    text it to my phone i will upload for forum
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  32. 10-15-12 12:56 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
    Evolved enough to release your feeble dik into a tissue everynight vs on a slut's face. Who has the power?

    It's like saying people who have steak for dinner are weak, while you're strong for settling on a spam sandwich, despite your craving for steak as well.
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  33. 10-15-12 01:55 PM #33
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    Rogue i did not intend for my 2 paragraph speech comment to be an attack at you. i do enjoy your posts even tho you are often burying me or patty or ttwarrior
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    Deucer lets see a pic pally

    text it to my phone i will upload for forum
    Deucer write my number on a post it note and slip it behind her fukkin ear pal

    tell her im a sharp sports gambler that is well versed in rigged game theories and i have a decent sized 6" rooster

    here is pic of broad


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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    I have evolved dolbin. I don't give girls the power that most borderline primate men do. When a decent looking girl passes by me I act like she lives in a dimension I can not recognize. I could care less about girls most are dirty and leeches. Hustle or get hustle that is your choice. All you testerone filled men should take notes jerk off once a day and you won't have to enslave yourself to a weak whiny species for the rest of your life just for the sex drug. You weak minded fuks
    fukkin classic

    this is why venditto is a top poster
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