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    mathdotcom
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    Tennis players are becoming the most unathletic looking fukks on the planet

    Very tall, super gangly, can't even walk properly. If you saw this guy walking on the street you would laugh.. he looks like one of those guys that just got his leg braces off. Really exciting watching Raonic-Murray. Median rally is 2 shots. If guy does not nail an ace he is +450 to win the rally.



    Pretty soon tennis will be full of these guys, all points decided on the serve, and this guy will be world champ

    http://files.myopera.com/electronicr...est_man_01.jpg

    Fukking boring if Federer or Nadal not playing

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    happening on amatuer level also im dominating

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    No idea what you are talking about

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    Don't understand why this guy is billed as the next big thing. Looks like another John Isner/Ivo Karlovic to me.

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    Lol

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    These guys won't ever win a Slam as long as there are good returners in the game. Their serves can only get them so far in Grand Slams. You can see with guys like Raonic & Isner, when their serve isn't giving them easy holds - they really struggle with their confidence in their ground games because they feel extra pressure to have to win points in rallies. If serving was the only thing you needed to win, Isner would be a Slam Champion. The only tall guy who really has an all-around game capable of doing more than the serve is Del Potro. 6'6" guys can be plenty athletic, but they have to have some sort of work ethic for other parts of their game. Guys like Raonic and Isner don't do nearly enough work on some of the other facets of their game. That is one thing Roddick made a priority after realizing serve only gets you so far. Made him a better overall player.

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    Man TT's arms are fat.

    Mathy, I can't watch anymore. Puts me to sleep, rather watch Leafs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Man TT's arms are fat.

    Mathy, I can't watch anymore. Puts me to sleep, rather watch Leafs.



    apparently that sag is all muscle

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    Poor example with Raonic there dude.....Raonic is never going to win a slam.

    Take a look at the top four Fed, Djoker, Nadal, Murray. They all have similar physiques, about 6-2, 180 lbs, slender athletic build....perfect physique for tennis. Guys that are built like Raonic/Isner will never win a slam as long as the big four are still playing........guaranteed.

    Those tall yetis will win rinky dink masters tourneys but slams, not a chance because they have piss poor return and defensive skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagicDiceFlow View Post
    Poor example with Raonic there dude.....Raonic is never going to win a slam.

    Take a look at the top four Fed, Djoker, Nadal, Murray. They all have similar physiques, about 6-2, 180 lbs, slender athletic build....perfect physique for tennis. Guys that are built like Raonic/Isner will never win a slam as long as the big four are still playing........guaranteed.

    Those tall yetis will win rinky dink masters tourneys but slams, not a chance because they have piss poor return and defensive skills.
    OK you're right, they will never be #1 but they sure are cluttering up #5-#20

    Time to put the serving line a couple feet back and these guys are DONE

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    del petro healthy is better than them all, tall lanky

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    del petro healthy is better than them all, tall lanky

    Does that make you the worst player ever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post


    apparently that sag is all muscle
    Hawley, that's pure muscle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Hawley, that's pure muscle!



    Would show you up I heard?

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    Ferrer is one of the greatest athletes in the last 10 years in tennis and the guy is 5'7, not even close to 5'9 like his records say, he is like other short pit bulls like Connors or Laver. Errani has been on a incredible run and she is 5'4 and is like a Henin or Evert and Li Na but these guys like Isner and Karlovic and Raonic are always going to to go far with a dominant serve but problems with knees and the bending down for shots become a problem. The ideal height for tennis would be like Fed,Nadal,Djokovic or Sampras's height height of 6'0-6'2 for men and probably 5'10 -6'0 for women.

    Serve is such an important part of the game but you couldnt find a more boring match than an Isner/Karlovic serving duel with no long rallies. I have heard people laugh about genetic engineering coming into play at at some point where abnormally tall big servers may be bred like racehorses but I really thought Akgul Amanmuradova was going to be like Britney Griner in basketball but her serve hasnt crushed the competition. These tall guys and gals still face alot of knee problems, you still need to have the ability to sustain rallies. I still think Raonic is the best of the younger crowd.

    Akgul Amanmuradova

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    djokovic is more fit than any hockey player in the world. probably 5% bf and his legs are tree trunks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    djokovic is more fit than any hockey player in the world. probably 5% bf and his legs are tree trunks.

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    Just because you are BIG doesnt mean you are athletic and because your gangly doesnt mean you unatheltic...wtf look at KG hes tall and gangly hes a baller. look marat safin.

    Tennis is a game of skill. more than anything. even if you have tremendous natural gifts such as speed or power...its a game that "pays attention to detail".

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    more professional tennis players can play other supports without looking like complete retards. like for instance nadal plays soccor very well. I do not see any soccer player with any tennis ability

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    OK you're right, they will never be #1 but they sure are cluttering up #5-#20

    Time to put the serving line a couple feet back and these guys are DONE
    whose cluttering up the #5 - #20....look at the players left in the US OPEN draw.

    GASQUET...he moves extreemly well

    ferrer- dudes 5'5 and beasting. he f'd del po up.

    roddick? del po? fed? djoker? even tipsarvic and stan the man...

    only player left thats a complete puss with kolschreiber...he beat a compelete puss isner

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    Tennis is mental more than any other sport too. You are alone.

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    They are actually stronger then they look. That guy can n will threw u like a.rag doll matty

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    Quote Originally Posted by justwin52 View Post
    Roids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Roids
    no chance. nadal has no upper body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    no chance. nadal has no upper body.
    As in chest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    As in chest?
    yeah. on roids he'd be massive. he has that structure.

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    Goater

    Her is a 47 year old retired hockey player. 10x the size of Novak.


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    lol lol lol...but since when did being big = athletic or anything...


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    hockey i give them the credit of benig able to fly on ice and stop on a dime.

    as for tennis you hit a ball 0.67 seconds to early or to late and it can be the difference of you hitting the back fence...

    i see tennis some what equivelent to baseball but more moving. i mean if you say tennis is easy/not a sport...its safe to say how is baseball a sport the... <---- im sure this will turn lots of mlb lovers heads

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    for same reason i lovee tennis...i love baseball....

    you can dominate with one point one play one possesion...the pitch or serve

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    Quote Originally Posted by leafs_ducks View Post
    They are actually stronger then they look. That guy can n will threw u like a.rag doll matty
    whose stronger than they look hockey players? i never said they werent.. there huge they eat only milk and raw meat

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    deuce but his bf is higher probably and he would be dead after 2 sets with those types of rallys.

    tennis is unreal when you're watching live. no comparison to tv.

    watch a match and look how big murrays or djokovic's legs are.

    beasts.

    yeah obviously most hockey players would destroy djoker or murray in a fight but in terms of sheer athleticism? no comparison (i'm only really referring to the top 4-5 guys in the game in tennis. many hockey players are more athletic for sure then the rest of the pack).

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    Who is the most athletic hockey player in the world today?

    put him next to djokovic or a murray or a nadal. no chance

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    When did OP start playing tennis speaking of unathletic looking fuks?

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