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    Poor Shari... honestly, she seems to be a cool person every time I talk to her in poker. But I don't think she has ever portrayed herself as some hot piece of azz here.

    The amount of attention she gets here from a primarily male forum is understandable, but I think the greatest site will be at the bash. A bunch of board warriors slinging game safely from behind their keyboards... will all turn into humble pussycats and be polite and respectful in person (as they should!). Don't let these guys freak you out Shari, I'm sure they will all be on their best behavior at the bash. Don't ban anybody for posting pics either! I expect to see plenty of pics of all the posters from the bash and look forward to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Whomever said old and busted = YES

    I AM OLD AND BUSTED. OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. BUSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

    Let's concentrate on the hottie women there for sale... I swear to fokk I'll ban anyone who posts my pic.
    Hmmm what if they are just doing their job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruntworker View Post
    Poor Shari... honestly, she seems to be a cool person every time I talk to her in poker. But I don't think she has ever portrayed herself as some hot piece of azz here.

    The amount of attention she gets here from a primarily male forum is understandable, but I think the greatest site will be at the bash. A bunch of board warriors slinging game safely from behind their keyboards... will all turn into humble pussycats and be polite and respectful in person (as they should!). Don't let these guys freak you out Shari, I'm sure they will all be on their best behavior at the bash. Don't ban anybody for posting pics either! I expect to see plenty of pics of all the posters from the bash and look forward to it!
    Something tells me your wish will be granted...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    Hmmm what if they are just doing their job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruntworker View Post
    Poor Shari... honestly, she seems to be a cool person every time I talk to her in poker. But I don't think she has ever portrayed herself as some hot piece of azz here.

    The amount of attention she gets here from a primarily male forum is understandable, but I think the greatest site will be at the bash. A bunch of board warriors slinging game safely from behind their keyboards... will all turn into humble pussycats and be polite and respectful in person (as they should!). Don't let these guys freak you out Shari, I'm sure they will all be on their best behavior at the bash. Don't ban anybody for posting pics either! I expect to see plenty of pics of all the posters from the bash and look forward to it!
    You're a sweetheart. And you're right: I would never say I'm cute because I'm simply not although there are some days I try my best! Not always though. And every one there will treat me like gold as I will them... why not??? We love to gamble and I hope people can separate Shari the Mod from Shari the person standing next to you. But then the proper hotties come along and I hope it's all forgotten! I don't want my pics posted because of my other job and my son. And being honest I'll probably feel self conscious. Some people feel comfortable making vids of themselves, their kids, etc... but that's just not my thing. Yes Coochy... I realise I'm fukked. But hopefully everyone just respects how I feel once they meet me

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    Poor Shari is going to have 20 cell phones/cameras in her face at all times.

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    Shari will be getting laid at bash YES -10000

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    Shari, will you play wing-woman and help posters pick up on chicks?
    Last edited by Dad; 08-06-12 at 06:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    You're a sweetheart. And you're right: I would never say I'm cute because I'm simply not although there are some days I try my best! Not always though. And every one there will treat me like gold as I will them... why not??? We love to gamble and I hope people can separate Shari the Mod from Shari the person standing next to you. But then the proper hotties come along and I hope it's all forgotten! I don't want my pics posted because of my other job and my son. And being honest I'll probably feel self conscious. Some people feel comfortable making vids of themselves, their kids, etc... but that's just not my thing. Yes Coochy... I realise I'm fukked. But hopefully everyone just respects how I feel once they meet me




    I respect three people in this world.
    My mother for squirtin me out her puss.
    My father for squirtin inside my mother.
    And my wrestling coach who taught me it's only gay if you get a hard on goofin around with the boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Shari will be getting laid at bash YES -10000
    unreal

    women have it SO FUKKIN EASY it is insane

    i mean they have some things hard like periods and having to wear makeup i guess but in general they have it so fukin easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post


    I respect three people in this world.
    My mother for squirtin me out her puss.
    My father for squirtin inside my mother.
    And my wrestling coach who taught me it's only gay if you get a hard on goofin around with the boys.
    Holy Hannah I know

    I'm fukked.

    It's like I don't even care if it were normal but at a 'Bash' I'm screwed if my face gets around.

    Still debating if I should just say fok it or totally cover myself up which wouldn't be any fun.

    Seriously... how about if you're there, you see me and talk to me instead. It's not like I'm a prize. I'm ugly and skinny and old.

    I don't want my son to see this shit or to get sacked from my other job. Thanks to those in advance responsible for uploading this stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Yes Coochy... I realise I'm fukked. But hopefully everyone just respects how I feel once they meet me
    lol you'll be fine. Can see u fitting in as the 'tomboy' as u do around here so nonchulantly.

    So long as the tables are circular and fit 12 (so everyone can see ur face as they hang off every word like well trained dogs )

    You wont even need to feed them a bone, they'll do whatever you want on command im sure...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post

    unreal

    women have it SO FUKKIN EASY it is insane

    i mean they have some things hard like periods and having to wear makeup i guess but in general they have it so fukin easy
    Loshak have you ever banged a broad on her period??

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I'm ugly and skinny and old.

    I don't want my son to see this shit or to get sacked from my other job. Thanks to those in advance responsible for uploading this stuff
    God women are so fascinating. So,

    1) women KNOW if/when they are ugly/old? Like do they notice guys responding differently after they are "ugly and old" compared to when they were "hot and young?" how does that work if you're a woman??

    and

    2) so the SBR posterate is so degenerate and scumbaggy that you could get fired from a job just from the job finding out you just went to a bash??

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    Shari I remember awhile ago some picture showed up of a girl with a brown bag over her face that they were saying was you. Were they right?

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    shari ain't kidding

    I think someone posted a pic of her in playerstalk about 4 weeks ago from my photobucket and i've not seen him since

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    bunch of weirdos on the internet trying to bang a fake girl....hahaha unreal i bet your parents are proud.....grow the fukk up you fukkin nerds

  18. #53
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    JJ played Shari up as a supermodel, most desirable woman in the world etc ....

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    I won't be posting any pics but Shari u better have a drink with me in Vegas

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    Shari looks like Madonna

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    Shari craddle me at bash.

    Shari can we drink pina colodas by the pool

    Shari let's play penny slots and get to know each other

    Shari let's goto the golden nugget arcade and play duck hunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Whomever said old and busted = YES

    I AM OLD AND BUSTED. OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. BUSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

    Let's concentrate on the hottie women there for sale... I swear to fokk anyone who posts my pic.
    oh really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post


    I respect three people in this world.
    My mother for squirtin me out her puss.
    My father for squirtin inside my mother.
    And my wrestling coach who taught me it's only gay if you get a hard on goofin around with the boys.
    God i hate ngates so much. U r such a fukking loser man. Every post you submit makes me want ti crack your skull. Go wrestle with the boys funny guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I swear to fokk anyone who posts my pic.
    No way my measley 20 point offer can compete with that

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    I've seen a pic of Shari before but not gonna post them. I would like to meet her myself. Oh yeah, and 20 points, really? Really? REALLY???

    Shari, are you bringing your kids along?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doughboy22 View Post
    God i hate ngates so much. U r such a fukking loser man. Every post you submit makes me want ti crack your skull. Go wrestle with the boys funny guy

    Come to Romeoville IL or San Diego and do it.
    Otherwise just pipe the fukk down with your 500 posts.

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    ngates, if he decides to come to San Diego, call me so I can record it on my Canon HV20

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    ngates, if he decides to come to San Diego, call me so I can record it on my Canon HV20

    I don't call guys.
    I'll pm you on here.
    Hopefully he decides to "crack my skull" in San Diego, so it can be at Winstons.

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    How many have actually seen her? I know I'm not the only one.

    She's beautiful. I give her a lot of credit... she is quick, witty, high intellect, passionate. We had a skype session.

    I wasn't expecting her to be attractive. You know how the internet goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    She's beautiful. I give her a lot of credit... she is quick, witty, high intellect, passionate. We had a skype session.
    Would you drive 4 hours for her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    ngates, if he decides to come to San Diego, call me so I can record it on my Canon HV20
    Jmobile, have that camera ready, I'm going to beat the shit out of ngates this month..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Would you drive 4 hours for her?


    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Jmobile, have that camera ready, I'm going to beat the shit out of ngates this month..


    phew! better ngates than me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    not me

    i have too much dignity for that

    yes one guy will get shari and if you take yourself out of contention you guarantee yourself to have zero chance

    but if there are 20 other guys on their knees then you only had a 5% chance anyway

    i have too much dignity

    i would rather keep my dignity and not compete for a woman I only had a 5% chance with anyway
    What if she decides she wants to do 20 different guys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Jmobile, have that camera ready, I'm going to beat the shit out of ngates this month..

    Phew...I thought you were going to say sodomize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Would you drive 4 hours for her?
    Definitely well worth the 4 hour trip!

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