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    ttwarrior1
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    SBR will you sponsor me at nathan's hotdog eating contest next year?

    Id be up on stage in my sbr gear and train to be joey chestnut


    or pay my way to the us open tennis qualifier in atlanta . I come in with my sbr headband, sbr shirt
    Everyone would be tripping out especially after I try to injure my opponent and offer cash for them to default and then play joker or nadal in round 1 of the us open
    JJ would be my coach.
    Sbr traffic would boom.


    If sbr could sponsor you in some event, what would you choose?????

    Poker?
    Gay games?
    Jump over africans on a steamroller?
    knuckleball pitching camp?
    sand volleyball?

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    rfr3sh
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    belly flop contest

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    Cougar Bait
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    I'll give you $20 to train but won't follow you into the bathroom after the contest

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    zero chance you could lift your arms 50+ times in 12 minutes tt

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    they wouldn't let you wear sbr gear on stage

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    Shooting fat tubs of shit that still live with their mommy. There would be a lot of candidates at SBR.

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    ttwarrior1
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    so none of u would want to be sponsored in anything??

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    PickWinnerAllDay
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    I will wear SBR gear in the beer pong championship. I make every shot I take so I just need a teammate that can make 25% or so.

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    TTwarrior vs Nadal I'd pay a lot of money to see this

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    I would back myself in beer pong along side you Mikey.

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    PickWinnerAllDay
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    I would back myself in beer pong along side you Mikey.
    With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry

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    PWAD come at me bro.

    Let's play PWAD, i'm fukkin down

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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry

    x
    x x
    x
    x



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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry
    I prefer the 2 3 staggered, so if you make the middle cup that leaves you a front island which is 2 cups when made.

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    I didn't realise you could get SBR t-shirts in fat fuk size...
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    Or hawley's suggestion. Straight lines are easy to make.

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    SBR has been sponsoring me in my training for competitive pizza eating for several years now...

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    Did this fat tub of goo really say steam roll Africans. This sorry sack of shit should be perma banned for his blatant racist ignorant comments.

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    PickWinnerAllDay
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    I like your 5 cup stack but I would go with this

    X
    X
    X X
    X

    Wait, it doesn't come out right. We call it the diamond and 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    I like your 5 cup stack but I would go with this

    X
    X
    X X
    X

    Wait, it doesn't come out right. We call it the diamond and 1.
    I think you have the same idea as mine, but all the single X's are moved across?

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    PickWinnerAllDay
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    I think you have the same idea as mine, but all the single X's are moved across?
    Row 1 = 1
    Row 2 = 1
    Row 3 = 2
    Row 4 = 1

    haha, I guess. Yeah, a few months ago my buddy and I had a night where we never lost. 15-0, hammered on cheap ass beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    TTwarrior vs Nadal I'd pay a lot of money to see this
    Nadal would retire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    so none of u would want to be sponsored in anything??

    get a job pig

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    got 3 jobs roxy, your so 2010, you've been exposed

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    I'm a boss at beerpong......Highest streak at a party was like 14 in a row but used to win 5+ in a row just about every time I would play when out.

    For 2 years in college me, my roommates, and a few of our friends would play constantly and bet games every night.....Even on weeknights where we were just chillin and not going out there would always be people ready to play a few games

    Everyone got crazy good

    Diamond was easily the best rack at 4......If you rack at 3, go with the sideways triangle (an I with the 3rd cup in between the two I cups and to the right or left)

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    SBR wouldn't sponsor your worthless ass for anything.

    Hint: Opie as fantasy forum mod.

    SBR straight threw you under the bus for everyone to point and laugh.

    And you think SBR will sponsor you for anything?

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    1 opie a fantasy mod, he's a paper mod

    2. When did sbr throw me under the bus

    3. yes, if they want to make money and generate more business

    4. i have more money in my wallet then you've made all year

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    I'm a boss at beerpong......Highest streak at a party was like 14 in a row but used to win 5+ in a row just about every time I would play when out.

    For 2 years in college me, my roommates, and a few of our friends would play constantly and bet games every night.....Even on weeknights where we were just chillin and not going out there would always be people ready to play a few games

    Everyone got crazy good

    Diamond was easily the best rack at 4......If you rack at 3, go with the sideways triangle (an I with the 3rd cup in between the two I cups and to the right or left)
    I'll play you in some beer pong son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    I'll play you in some beer pong son.
    Bring it!

    Dont play much anymore but still got it

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    Quote Originally Posted by PickWinnerAllDay View Post
    With 5 cups left what kind of rack do you use? Very important for team chemistry
    diamond +1 , or house.

    Use to be fire back in highschool. Had the behind the back shot down. Even started getting creative and bouncing balls off the ceiling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    1 opie a fantasy mod, he's a paper mod

    2. When did sbr throw me under the bus

    3. yes, if they want to make money and generate more business

    4. i have more money in my wallet then you've made all year


    Your right. Ive gone to Vegas 4 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.

    Your right. Ive gone to STL 7 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.



    TT buries me again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post


    Your right. Ive gone to Vegas 4 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.

    Your right. Ive gone to STL 7 times in the last 7 months on AIR money.



    TT buries me again
    IWin backs his talk up with vids

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    TTWARRIOR how many dogs can you eat??

    I can then present to Walker

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