Id be up on stage in my sbr gear and train to be joey chestnut
or pay my way to the us open tennis qualifier in atlanta . I come in with my sbr headband, sbr shirt
Everyone would be tripping out especially after I try to injure my opponent and offer cash for them to default and then play joker or nadal in round 1 of the us open
JJ would be my coach.
Sbr traffic would boom.
If sbr could sponsor you in some event, what would you choose?????
Poker?
Gay games?
Jump over africans on a steamroller?
knuckleball pitching camp?
sand volleyball?