1. 06-26-12 02:19 PM #1
    milwaukee mike
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    **every match of SARA ERRANI should be televised

    she wins me money
    she grunts in italian "walk-EEE"
    she turns me on

    match currently suspended errani up 6-1 5-3(ad errani)
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  2. 06-26-12 02:26 PM #2
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  3. 06-26-12 02:36 PM #3
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    Mike, you got some low standards pal.
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  4. 06-26-12 02:52 PM #4
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    unattractive imo. floats your boat though so enjoy
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  5. 06-26-12 03:00 PM #5
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    errani is must see tv

    any girl that grunts while she makes me money gets me off

    maybe i missed my calling as a male prostitute...
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  6. 06-26-12 03:07 PM #6
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    OK Guys.....Errani is -5350 right now. She has match point. Even if she fails to capitalize on the next point, she'll be in a duece situation. Even if she doesn't win that, she will be serving for the match. Even if she doesn't get that it's 5-5, and she's up a set.

    If this even worth looking at? At this point a retirement is a push, as winner must win 2 sets.

    Stupid....idiotic?? I dont know.
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  7. 06-26-12 03:15 PM #7
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    Im not going to make the bet.........I dont have near enough of a bankroll anything.......but for big rolls, if it even worth a look?
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  8. 06-26-12 03:16 PM #8
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    bet it at -5350

    errani is a tough little spark plug, she never chokes
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  9. 06-26-12 03:20 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    any girl that grunts while she makes me money gets me off
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  10. 06-26-12 03:23 PM #10
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    Not sure if your being sarcastic Milwaukee Mikey. But in all honesty....if you have a say $100,000 roll, if it worth 5% of your roll, to win back a $100??

    I guess she can lose if things don't bounce right.......but could win without even hitting one more return.
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  11. 06-26-12 03:34 PM #11
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    i'm not being sarcastic

    errani has a better than 50% chance of winning the next point (coco 1st serve in 41% wins 53% of those and only 37% of 2nd), if she loses it then she still has a 50% chance of winning the game

    so let's be generous to vandeweghe and say she has 1/4 chance of winning the game. then if she wins the game, probably 1/4th chance of winning the set. if she wins the set, then at best 1/4th chance of winning the match.

    so 1/4 x 1/4 x 1/4 is 1/64 odds (and i'm being generous) which would be -6300 on errani
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  12. 06-26-12 04:36 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    OK Guys.....Errani is -5350 right now. She has match point. Even if she fails to capitalize on the next point, she'll be in a duece situation. Even if she doesn't win that, she will be serving for the match. Even if she doesn't get that it's 5-5, and she's up a set.

    If this even worth looking at? At this point a retirement is a push, as winner must win 2 sets.

    Stupid....idiotic?? I dont know.
    If Nadal can lose while up a set and up 5-2 in the 2nd, serving for the match, to Verdasco on CLAY, then yeah Errani can sure as hell lose at her situation.

    Even if u have a million dollars you shouldnt play anything like that.
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  13. 06-26-12 07:16 PM #13
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    I agree with the post above..No way you should put up that kinda dough for that little return..Plenty of other better match ups out there
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  14. 06-26-12 07:24 PM #14
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  15. 06-26-12 07:26 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post

    maybe i missed my calling as a male prostitute...



    That chick is fugly btw.
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  16. 06-26-12 07:28 PM #16
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  17. 06-26-12 07:58 PM #17
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    MIke you have strange taste man

    Get a hold of yourself and soon
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  18. 06-26-12 08:02 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    MIke you have strange taste man

    Get a hold of yourself and soon
    This sounds like Shari.
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  19. 06-26-12 08:03 PM #19
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    She looks like a female EWOK.
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  20. 06-26-12 08:07 PM #20
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    Nobody grunted better than Capriati. Capriati after she beat Martina Hingis.
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  21. 06-26-12 08:13 PM #21
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    standards in milwaukee must be fukkin low
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  22. 06-26-12 08:13 PM #22
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    Capriati in her heyday.


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  23. 06-26-12 08:14 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin22 View Post
    Capriati in her heyday.


    that's not Capriati, not even close pal
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  24. 06-26-12 08:21 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    that's not Capriati, not even close pal
    agreed, not even close. Capriati looked like a normal female EWOK in her prime. That is on a good day.
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  25. 06-26-12 08:22 PM #25
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    She's got dark hair, like tennis and grunts. Thats good enough for me.
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  26. 06-26-12 09:03 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    she wins me money
    she grunts in italian "walk-EEE"
    she turns me on

    match currently suspended errani up 6-1 5-3(ad errani)

    Bull, you picked her to beat Sharapova and she lost. You're not being honest, SBR LEGEND
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  27. 06-26-12 09:06 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    Bull, you picked her to beat Sharapova and she lost. You're not being honest, SBR LEGEND
    check the matches before that before calling me a liar

    i had her (i think) as a dog for 3 straight matches before the loss to sharapova, so by my calculations winning 3 times as a dog, losing once as a dog, and then almost certainly winning again when the match resumes results in profit

    did i say she wins me money every single time i bet on her? she made the finals of the french open singles AND won the doubles
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  28. 06-26-12 09:06 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin22 View Post
    Capriati in her heyday.




    This is not Capriati
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  29. 06-26-12 09:09 PM #29
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    yeah here's some capriati good and bad
    not too many female tennis players have rocked a mullet



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  30. 06-26-12 09:33 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    that's not Capriati, not even close pal

    its the doritos girl

    ali landry
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  31. 06-27-12 04:11 AM #31
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  32. 06-27-12 04:36 AM #32
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    Lepchenko was showing some pointies at the French Open.
    Errani doesn't do it for me....
    But money is money would turn me on too if I was riding her in the French
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  33. 06-27-12 07:52 AM #33
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    lepchenko for you danceman

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  34. 06-27-12 07:53 AM #34
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    I'll take Ivanovic..

    no trolls for me..
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  35. 06-27-12 07:55 AM #35
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    ivanovic for you peavy, what a beauty

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