Likely 3 finals... and 3 losses.
First coach was absolutely horrendous. Second coach is like a robot who is perhaps almost as dumb as an Obama-voting coach.
Really, I think Spinstra should be working in a massage parlor offering $5 quickies. Whose dingaling did he polish to be the coach of the Heat w/ zero coaching experience and even less brains???
"You wahnt massage now? $5 dolla. We keep it dark and damp here
in Miami Massage Manilla-style. Me love you long time! Cash only, no creddy
cards. Me also do puppet sex.... me have many year experience
do puppet sex for Patty Riley. He no love me long time after fire me
for coach like bish.... but I be happy now.... do what I do best... give $5
dolla quicky here at the Triple M!!! Come now, buy now!!! Me have
special for you!"