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    mike my wife wants sex, i want to post in the forum. What should I do? Dont tell me gay shit.

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    probettor tell her u will have sex with her only if she sniffs a huge line of cocaine and heroin off you weiner

    thats all i have for now the gf is getting pissed off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikeyanks23 View Post
    probettor tell her u will have sex with her only if she sniffs a huge line of cocaine and heroin off you weiner

    thats all i have for now the gf is getting pissed off
    That sound good Mike.
    Dont let your girlfriend to see your posts. My wife will turn frigid if she reads all the shit I write here. Buy flowers to your girl mike. That keep them horny. But dont buy many, they will be too horny.

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    If I were to compare gambling styles to First Person shooters.

    Spot betting is like a Camper.
    Daily betting is like a Rusher.
    The Rusher can have either a 12 kills 4 deaths or 4 kills 12 kills. Kill Death ratio.
    The Camper can have 16 kills 1 death. Kill Death ratio.
    I play FPS games and when I camp corners and attack from opponents side and back. My kill death ratio is at 16 kills and 1 death.

    With gambling, most people here Rush the Sportsbooks with a low Win Loss ratio.
    I'll gladly Camp the Sportsbooks with a high Win Loss ratio.
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    Gunshard when i used to play Cod i used to rush at first but realized it didnt work. so i started camping and the little kids got real mad and called me names. But i like your anology when i first started betting i was a rusher now id call myself a camper.

    Thats when i first met smoke i was crying and he came by and cradled me like a new born baby and made everything all better

    probettor we need pics of your wife

    probettor i think your 15

    probetter when you lose your virginity dont start crying

    probetter get a hooker

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunShard View Post
    If I were to compare gambling styles to First Person shooters.

    Spot betting is like a Camper.
    Daily betting is like a Rusher.
    The Rusher can have either a 12 kills 4 deaths or 4 kills 12 kills. Kill Death ratio.
    The Camper can have 16 kills 1 death. Kill Death ratio.
    I play FPS games and when I camp corners and attack from opponents side and back. My kill death ratio is at 16 kills and 1 death.

    With gambling, most people here Rush the Sportsbooks with a low Win Loss ratio.
    I'll gladly Camp the Sportsbooks with a high Win Loss ratio.
    Mike you are so smart I dont know what the fukk is he saying

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    Picture didnt load. I'll take another picture when she fall sleep tonight. Big white round ass. Get ready
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  8. #113
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    Ill suck everyones 2 inch cauk in this thread say I WONT....

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    probettor you betttor not be playing pal I need to see an actual white ass it can be yours I dont care...
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    probettor i havent played my xbox in yr but ill teach u how

    probettor load pic of lady from internet your gonna say is your wife

    probettor my gf fell asleep and now we can be friends again

    Bankroll probettor is lying he will not be showing any pics

    Probettor do you know what walters had for dinner

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    Bankroll YOU WONT

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    Probettor do u wear boxers or briefs?

    Probettor do you take showers or baths?

    Probettor do yo call it soda or pop?

    Probettor do u believe in aliens?


    Probettor do you prefer massage from man or woman?

    Probettor how big is your rooster?

    Probettor did the jews kill Jesus?
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    probettor are you a real life rambo

    probettor can you perform fellatio on yourself

    probettor where are you? is your "wife" beating you

    probettor do you crumple or fold the toilet paper when you wipe

    probettor are you a nazi

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    This is getting way too gay. I thought mike was my friend. It would be my 1st friend not trying to bang my wife.. or me. I think I'll stick to to night owl sports. He is a ghost. He doesnt have a dick. And he wins all his picks. he is the one doing the picks for billy walter. I love nite owl and billy walter.

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    probettor we r besties

    probettor i will nev er bang ur wife or you, but maybe your dog

    probettor what are you wearing

    probettor please answer me and smokies questions

    probettor im hard

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    Mike you have disgrace me. People are making fun of me. Trying to troll others but no one care. I'll change my avatar. I'll be billy Walter in my next account.

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    Probettore I pick my nose every time I make a bet.

    Probettore I play both sides of a game to say I won in the end

    Probettore I only play WNBA because that way i get to fapp and yell at bitches at the same damn time

    Probettore please post a pic or your white hairy ass.

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    Mike you can see my ass if you let me fukk your girl, but no touching. girl will be happy. me no talking, just banging. all girls happy.

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    wrong thread title, it should be "all gays in board lets fukk probettor"

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    You can **** my bitch basedgod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    probettor u will not be ******* my girl until you tell me which method u use to wipe

    probettor where is ur wifes pics

    probettor how many times a day do u go pee pee

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    pee pee after banging only, 2-3 per day.

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    probettor i bought the ribs for our bbq 2morro

    probettor bring the potato salad

    probettor goodnight

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    good night mike, **** your girl as if she was smoke. do it hard

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    Probettor my dick is hard

    Probettor will you release me

    Probettor show me your come face

    Probettor you're weird

    Probettor rub me to sleep

    Probettor thank you

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    smoke I'm weird and I find every one else weird, It makes feel even more weird

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    Now you know why my wife only wants to fukk with no talking.

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    Probettor your sick

    Probettor you need help

    Probettor I will sprinkle holy water on you

    Probettor I hold you in my arms and cradle you

    Probettor sweet dreams

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    I'm sick smoke, sweet dreams. You are a good guy smokes

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    Probettor we need to perform an exorcism on you

    probettor what size feeet do you have

    probettor did u lite the sparklers i sent you

    probettor who are you betting today

    probettor im still hard

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    Mike I only bet when I have a 90% chances of winning and the betting line is a positive. That is hard to find. Not Every day. Not even every week. Mike I have a lousy memory buy my IQ is scary high. Mike I can give a few examples of those games. It does happens. Mike you are funny. Mike you are making me gay. I was straight once. Mike my wife didnt fukk me last night. I'm not happy right now mike. My wife doesnt want to give a 3some mike. Does your girl bring her girlfriends home mike? Mike you can bang my wife. I dont care. But she is hard to bang. I already bang her a lot. bye mike. love you mike.

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    Mike you dont answer my posts, it take too long, sorry, i cant live like this, I'm the only one writing to myself the funniest posts ever, but only I laugh. I'll kill myself. You can get all my points. Tell lou. Love you mike. You dont need a dick. Buy a dildo and ask your girl to stick in your ass mike. It hurts mike, hurt too much mike. Being gay is not worth it mike. Try the dildo first, you will see. Bye Mike.

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    probettor my girl has a lesbian friend who said she would have 3some but my girl wont do it

    probettor what should i do

    probettor my anus is exit only

    probettor i like you

    probetter buy your wife titty tassles and light them on fire

    probetter i made 6 bets this week and im 4-2

    probettor dont kill your self

    probettor if you kill yourself smoke will perform eulogy

  35. #140
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    Mike dump your girl, get the lesbian mike, she will bring many friends, I'm glad you are straight mike, 4-2 is good mike, i'm proud of you mike, I Tried to kill myself, I went to the beach to be eaten by sharks but there were no sharks this time mike. You are back now, I'll stay alive mike. Smoke will say gay eulogy. i rather stay alive.
    What sport are you betting mike? NBA is too hard right now at the end. But is fun. You are doing MLB mike?. MLB and NHL give great value at times mike. I like fights too mike. UFC is the man. Made a fortune betting charles oliveira under, great jujitsu, punching power, very agressive and good lines mike. I'll beat walters mike.

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