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    I think you need to get one of those models from a modeling agency who career you lunched to do the videos
    we can call it
    Tica time leans
    she can post the plays 3 hours after the game started

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    oh boy

    fuk me

    scott hairston cleanup for mets WHO THE FUK IS THAT??

    vinny rottino batting 5th WHO THE FUKKKKK IS THATTTTT????? a 32-year-old rookie with 38 at bats?? you fukkin kidding me???

    justin turner batting 6th WHO THE FUKK IS THATT????? 4 HRs, .246 lifetime??

    ABORT SHIP BOYS!!!!!! ABORT!!!!

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    OK Horseshack Im with you tonight but mainly because that poster Jayvegas is a toilet I faded him last night
    I do like the Yanks the mets are my Team had them the last 2 Ill put them with Marlins tonight only because good pitchers rarely throw 3 bad ones in a row Plus Johnson threw 2 bombs early then woke up so I like that trend again tonight just hate laying a price when he is bad but Harrell's last 3 stink
    I dont see value in giving a run with the Mets though I like +175
    Good to see your not just picking chalk keep it up

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    OK Horseshack Im with you tonight but mainly because that poster Jayvegas is a toilet I faded him last night
    I do like the Yanks the mets are my Team had them the last 2 Ill put them with Marlins tonight only because good pitchers rarely throw 3 bad ones in a row Plus Johnson threw 2 bombs early then woke up so I like that trend again tonight just hate laying a price when he is bad but Harrell's last 3 stink
    I dont see value in giving a run with the Mets though I like +175
    Good to see your not just picking chalk keep it up

    Here you go Koncker

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    oh boy

    fuk me

    scott hairston cleanup for mets WHO THE FUK IS THAT??

    vinny rottino batting 5th WHO THE FUKKKKK IS THATTTTT????? a 32-year-old rookie with 38 at bats?? you fukkin kidding me???

    justin turner batting 6th WHO THE FUKK IS THATT????? 4 HRs, .246 lifetime??

    ABORT SHIP BOYS!!!!!! ABORT!!!!
    Well Hairston won a game for us this yr he isnt anything special though Turner is a 290-300 hitter where ever he went in the minors had some really good at bat battles this yr I like him he should play 1B instead of Cok Davis who has the worse swing in MLB and Vinny is Vinny T from the Jets he came back 1 more time

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    Here you go Koncker

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    Feel free to use them in your posts. Let me know if you need more bud, I got lots.


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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
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    I think you need to get one of those models from a modeling agency who career you lunched to do the videos
    we can call it
    Tica time leans
    she can post the plays 3 hours after the game started
    ha yeah that is funny yeah i will get whatever chicks I can find to go on camera but i will only post in forum vids that have something like that in them probably

    would have brought on this crazy but awesome chick i know but she she found out i told my friends she is crazy so now she is not going to talk to me ever again

    this chick ate me alive on a daily basis it was awesome you should have seen it pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    OK Horseshack Im with you tonight but mainly because that poster Jayvegas is a toilet I faded him last night
    I do like the Yanks the mets are my Team had them the last 2 Ill put them with Marlins tonight only because good pitchers rarely throw 3 bad ones in a row Plus Johnson threw 2 bombs early then woke up so I like that trend again tonight just hate laying a price when he is bad but Harrell's last 3 stink
    I dont see value in giving a run with the Mets though I like +175
    Good to see your not just picking chalk keep it up
    alright koncker thanks for the kind words pal

    yeah looking hard at marlins tt over myself

    as for the mets game hey in the immortal words of Richard Dreyfus in let it ride "hey you never know" or whatever the fuk that quote is

    COMMON VINNY ROTTINO TAKE LEE DOWNTOWN BABY!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    alright koncker thanks for the kind words pal

    yeah looking hard at marlins tt over myself

    as for the mets game hey in the immortal words of Richard Dreyfus in let it ride "hey you never know" or whatever the fuk that quote is

    COMMON VINNY ROTTINO TAKE LEE DOWNTOWN BABY!!
    Meet the Mets, meet the Mets,
    Head for the park and greet the Mets.
    Hot dogs, green grass all out at Shea,
    Guaranteed to have a heck of a day.
    Because those Mets are really rockin' that ball,
    Hittin' those home runs over the wall.
    Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
    Let's Go Mets: that's the cheer all over New York town


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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    ha yeah that is funny yeah i will get whatever chicks I can find to go on camera but i will only post in forum vids that have something like that in them probably

    would have brought on this crazy but awesome chick i know but she she found out i told my friends she is crazy so now she is not going to talk to me ever again

    this chick ate me alive on a daily basis it was awesome you should have seen it pal
    ex-pat or Tica ?
    because all the ticas are nuts
    I think it stems from the fact that the middle class is a relatively new
    so it's either old colones or dirt farmers
    and all the old colones ticas have had some kind of work done and are so arrogant they think it's fine to show up 3 hours late
    Now if it is a Nicaraguan or Venezuelan than your a dummy because now matter what she says there is only one reason she in CR

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    Gotta get you off the notion that you are capping to break even Carper.

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    all in on betpoints on the yanks today..

    loshak do not fuk me over.

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    wow, Carper, you look like you have been doing a lot of carga lately... Your eyes tell the story... i hope you get some help... rehab is your friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    oh boy

    fuk me

    scott hairston cleanup for mets WHO THE FUK IS THAT??

    vinny rottino batting 5th WHO THE FUKKKKK IS THATTTTT????? a 32-year-old rookie with 38 at bats?? you fukkin kidding me???

    justin turner batting 6th WHO THE FUKK IS THATT????? 4 HRs, .246 lifetime??

    ABORT SHIP BOYS!!!!!! ABORT!!!!


    I tried to tell you brotha!

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    Mets are certainly help Lee out with is pitch count. 8 pitch 1st inning LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoo youk View Post


    I tried to tell you brotha!
    youker i have to admit you were right

    we use the phrase "never fukkin heard of ya pal" very liberally around here but when i saw the mets lineup and saw "Rottino" in 5th I really never fukkin heard of him pal

    when your guy batting 5th is someone you never fukkin heard of pal you are in trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    ex-pat or Tica ?
    because all the ticas are nuts
    I think it stems from the fact that the middle class is a relatively new
    so it's either old colones or dirt farmers
    and all the old colones ticas have had some kind of work done and are so arrogant they think it's fine to show up 3 hours late
    Now if it is a Nicaraguan or Venezuelan than your a dummy because now matter what she says there is only one reason she in CR
    no, old colones tica

    no work done but says she thinks getting work done is a fine thing to do, says she would get it in future

    many in family had work done - face lips tetas whatever

    netter not all are nuts i know a few that are not for sure

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    Vinny Rottino

    Nice Italian kid. Will get the job done.

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    carper your a prikk

    you made this video solely to try to throw pwad off his game. anything to try to fukk with his mojo. something so small like this can easily end a heater

    probably direct orders from johnny

    probably been getting killed on points with these unders

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    i dont know pal, i mean this isnt some kind of thing where im trying to show how +EV i am, it's not about fukin line shopping for off team totals are whatever, its just a brief thing looking going over the overnights, and picking out a few leans

    whatever pal, a REAL handicapper should be able to take full juice major market sides and totals and at least hold steady at 0 units P/L ad infinitum
    What does that mean? Are you saying you can play -130's & -140's that a re solid picks & at least be able to break even in the long run?

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    Congrats you better be sucking kendricks rooster tonight. Lucky as hell

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    Looking good Carper!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoo youk View Post
    Congrats you better be sucking kendricks rooster tonight. Lucky as hell
    i hear you bro

    what do you think the fair line on this game should have been?

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    Wow props for Horseshak Philly pig pen came in an got whipped I didnt lay the run lol
    Just got the met marlins and yanks

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    Philly is a weak hitting team right now and the pen is horrible the lines have been very low this series but im happy for that because I fade the public has bet the crap out of phils
    This was a -200 ez during another time

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    Probably =240

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    Trouble brewing with the Yanks where is Mariano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we just got a huge break foul ball barely

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    Then we get a K!!!! 1 out whew

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    Oh wow another great catch Yanks lol wowwwwwwwwwwwww 2 out

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    Do you have enough colones in "your roll" in the opening clip to cover the lunch bill?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LVHerbie View Post
    Do you have enough colones in "your roll" in the opening clip to cover the lunch bill?
    ex-cuse me??

    um, those were 10,000 colones bills................each

    um, yeah, i think i can cover lunch pal

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    guys a fuckin stud

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    un FUK me. bases loaded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    ex-cuse me??

    um, those were 10,000 colones bills................each

    um, yeah, i think i can cover lunch pal
    about $20 each

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