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    Opie wields a tape measure like my wife wields a CC. Surgical precision my friend. Great video boys!!

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    This reminds me of those DirectTV commercials.



    You bet on Texas. Texas lost. You go to the bank to pay the debt. There is not enough money. You go to JJ for a little more time. He has sewer pipe to change to work off the debt. You change the sewer pipe. You aggravate an old football injury. JJ lets you work the muscular kinks out in his hot tub. You fall asleep. When you wake up, JJ is there in a thong playing Barry White music, sipping dom perignon. Don't wake up in a hot tub with JJ and Dom Perignon. STOP GAMBLING TODAY!
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    Surprised coach didn't bend him over and taken the 2K from his ass...

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    BigDay I cannot wait to tie you up and whip you with my dominatrix belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BigDay I cannot wait to tie you up and whip you with my dominatrix belt.
    I'd get banned if I told you here what would happen to you if we tied up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BigDay I cannot wait to tie you up and whip you with my dominatrix belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BigDay I cannot wait to tie you up and whip you with my dominatrix belt.
    Damn sicko

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    I can't say with 100% certainty, but I think JJ may have a gimp that he keeps in a box in that basement.

    I was pretty freaked out, so I didn't do a lot of looking around.

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    I can't believe Opie made it out alive

    JJ does weird shit in that basement

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    Looked like something strait out of a SAW movie.

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    He is a weird guy all around.

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    There had to be some weiner play behind the scenes of this video. Goldbond is not afraid to let his hoohoodilly out in front of guys.

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    O/U on number of girls snatched, held, and sexually assaulted in that basement:

    7.5 O 130

    which one of you is buffalo bill?

    I'd fukk me

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I can't say with 100% certainty, but I think JJ may have a gimp that he keeps in a box in that basement.

    I was pretty freaked out, so I didn't do a lot of looking around.

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