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    Sam Odom
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    Best Place for a Retired Expatriate Gringo :: Belize - Costa Rica - Panama ?

    i know this forum will lean heavily towards CR but...

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    Maybe Thailand

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    Too far away for me....

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    First you learn the native customs
    Soon a word of Spanish or two
    But you know that you cannot trust them
    Cause they know they can't trust you

    Expatriated Americans feeling so all alone
    Telling themselves the same lies
    That they told themselves back home
    Down to the Banana Republic things aren't as warm as they seem
    When none of the natives are buying any second hand American dreams

    Jimmy Buffett

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    what are you looking for

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    Quote Originally Posted by durito View Post
    what are you looking for
    Nothing, he made this thread so he could post his homo poem.

    The guy shops at broke-mart, he cant go anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by durito View Post

    what are you looking for

    permanent retirement relocation w/wife in 2014

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    Vegas...Sammy where all the fukkin chains around your neck too..I will be there

    3rd world countries are fukkin whore shit Sammy

    Dirt roads, snakes, bad food, bad women, poor

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Dirt roads, snakes, bad food, bad women, poor


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Vegas...Sammy where all the fukkin chains around your neck too..I will be there

    3rd world countries are fukkin whore shit Sammy

    Dirt roads, snakes, bad food, bad women, poor
    Jj, you shouldnt be talking about 3rd world countries, you live in jersey

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    does it matter which country the psych ward is located in?


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    crustyme , holding e-grudges are bad for your health - still mad on the NDAA thing ?

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    Uruguay is popping up on my radar. Will have to do more homework, then visit if it looks doable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    permanent retirement relocation w/wife in 2014
    depends on your interests, income, etc. do you want to be near the beach, mountains, big city? what kind of amenities , etc. latin america is not so cheap anymore so that's a big factor for some people.

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    South American Countries are not great believe me

    Go aussie or Swiss Sammy

    Whatcha going to do Sammy??

    Worry about fukkin snakes wrapping around your fukkin neck every night in CR?????????????

    Sammy you will die of a nervous breakdown worrying about the snakes

    Sammy???????????????

    Aussie is beautiful..Swiss gorgeous

    Eliminates guys like Mayan that try and take over fukkin neighborhoods

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    Do not move to Panama; an honest warning.

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    tahitti or tennessee
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    Belize
    A former UK colony so "both" indigenous groups keep to themselves
    Modeled on UK law-no 4th world rat hole policia forces
    ex pat community but not a big tourista place

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    Panama out of those choices.

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    thanks everyone... after the last kid is out of the house (grad HS this yr) and when the wife retires in December 2013 we are 80% sure of moving

    we have a lot of loose ends to tie up and will take 2 yrs from now to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Panama out of those choices.
    Any place South of the Rio Grande who's official currency is the USD should raise all kinds of concern

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    I have a couple of friends that bought places in Panama and later the government took them away. It's probably not the norm, but it's something to think about if you are purchasing.

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    Been to Belize a few times and really loved it but the humidity is almost unbearable in the summer months.

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    It's a shame Mex is the way it is... I KNOW , no where is perfect but Mex used to be the nuts for retirees

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    It's a shame Mex is the way it is... I KNOW , no where is perfect but Mex used to be the nuts for retirees
    I'm in Puerto Penasco and it's nice here but to cross at Nogales i have to "donate" to the Army and ride with the convoy through Sonora because it is to dangerous to drive on your own

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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    I'm in Puerto Penasco and it's nice here but to cross at Nogales i have to "donate" to the Army and ride with the convoy through Sonora because it is to dangerous to drive on your own
    What are you talking about? Hundreds of tourists drive their own cars to Rocky Point and don't have to ride with a convoy.


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    why cant you move to hawaii?...better than any of the options you suggested.

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    What are you talking about? Hundreds of tourists drive their own cars to Rocky Point and don't have to ride with a convoy.

    I meant to Naco/Agua Prieta from across CF2

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    Rather stay in north san diego county than live in Hi

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    Minet???????????

    Belize has worst banking in world as far as fees

    Sammy?????????

    Go spend $20 a day a bank

    Sammy go send $140 for international wires

    Its hamburger night at SBR

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Minet???????????

    Belize has worst banking in world as far as fees

    Sammy?????????

    Go spend $20 a day a bank

    Sammy go send $140 for international wires

    Its hamburger night at SBR
    hey whatever shift JJ this is
    you live in New Jersey
    do you bank there
    think globally
    that same thing SBR should be doing but hey we got poker

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    Quote Originally Posted by vyomguy View Post
    why cant you move to hawaii?...better than any of the options you suggested.
    Better bang for the buck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    hey whatever shift JJ this is
    you live in New Jersey
    do you bank there
    think globally
    that same thing SBR should be doing but hey we got poker
    SON International banking for me..I can school you

    Provident ..closed it..why?????????? HIGH FEES

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    SON International banking for me..I can school you

    Provident ..closed it..why?????????? HIGH FEES
    An international banking expert and now mows lawns on the side like anyone i can find in front of home depot

    JJ you should have been steering Walker towards an exchange(as they do for Asian books) and a money moving enterprise while getting him to sell all holding in Texas and move the rest of the relatives to Canada just as his buddy who works in the Building Colmena did
    now run over to jimmy buffs

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    Sammy shops at wal mart. what makes you guys think he can afford to move??

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