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    midnighthour12
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    What's the best possible bet I can make tonight with $23

    I've nearly lost it all, and desperately need to get going here. I've got $23 left, I'd appreciate your best possible plays for tonight. High percentage 2-3 game parlays, whatever, anything. Thanks.

    As of right now I like the Spurs ML and Yankees ML.

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    Arizona under 8.5

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    wow this is the kind of degenerate shit we love

    down to the last $23, will he have money for food or won't he

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    23 bucks

    Cant make this shit up

    Buy food with it guy

    Fukk the gambling if thats all u got left

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    Lol I don't have $23 to my name, I have $23 left in my online sports betting account.. I guess made it seem worse than it is. Anyways regardless I'm still desperate. What do y'all like more, Spurs ML or over 199 for total score?

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    never fukkin heard of ya pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    never fukkin heard of ya pal
    Cause I registered here like a week ago. So the rule here is don't help anyone that you don't recognize lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnighthour12 View Post
    Lol I don't have $23 to my name, I have $23 left in my online sports betting account.. I guess made it seem worse than it is. Anyways regardless I'm still desperate. What do y'all like more, Spurs ML or over 199 for total score?
    i have become much less interested in the outcome of this bet

    red wings -1 1/2 +195

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    I would play some blakckjack and see where it goes. Make a smal goal, like try to get to $33, then $40 etc etc

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    dont risk your money on basketball this time of year unless
    you are betting against the Bobcats. NBA teams are trying to rest for playoffs
    right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnighthour12 View Post

    Cause I registered here like a week ago. So the rule here is don't help anyone that you don't recognize lol
    I refuse to enable you Midnight,seek help ASAP..................

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    do this 3 team MLB play
    Dodgers ML over Brewers
    Yankees ML over Twins
    D-Backs ML over Pirates


    good luck

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    2 game parlay

    barcelona over 2.5
    real madrid over 2.5

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    parlay "no overtime" for all 3 nhl games tonight. pays about +100ish

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    parlay this- MEM GRIZZLIES, DET TIGERS, BALITMORE O'S, ARIZONA, LAA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnighthour12 View Post
    i've nearly lost it all, and desperately need to get going here. I've got $23 left, i'd appreciate your best possible plays for tonight. High percentage 2-3 game parlays, whatever, anything. Thanks.

    As of right now i like the spurs ml and yankees ml.
    take this 5 team parlay to the bank and tank me later

    mil (ml)
    tor (ml)
    laa (-1)
    ari (ml)
    nyy (-1)

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    LMAO at this whole thread!!

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    a lot of input for 2300 cents. either way, glgl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneStar View Post
    take this 5 team parlay to the bank and tank me later

    mil (ml)
    tor (ml)
    laa (-1)
    ari (ml)
    nyy (-1)
    I might actually do this except take out Milwaukee. I feel like that one's too much of a tossup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtt0315 View Post
    2 game parlay

    barcelona over 2.5
    real madrid over 2.5
    Are you referring to these 2 match ups?

    4/18 - Barcelona (UCL)/Chelsea (UCL)* Over 2½ -122
    4/17 - Real Madrid (UCL)/Bayern Munchen (UCL)* Over 2½ -115

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnighthour12 View Post
    I might actually do this except take out Milwaukee. I feel like that one's too much of a tossup.
    Tailing a guy who is new to the forum and who noone has fukkin heard of pal. Wise choice,

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnighthour12 View Post
    I might actually do this except take out Milwaukee. I feel like that one's too much of a tossup.
    don't do that....you might want to reconsider. I came across this, which is interesting. I think LAD in a let down spot

    Originally Posted by RoadDog
    Current Brewers hitting .323 off Billingsley with a .383 OBP. Billingsley has faced two little league offenses so far. Last year at home he had a 3.07 era but on the road he had a 5.34 era with 34 walks and only 70 ks. Not a good ratio. Road batters hit .284 off him.

    Current Dodgers hit .254 off of Gallardo (Ethier 2-12, Loney 2-8, Kemp 4-12, Hairston 2-13) with a .293 OBP. Gallardo has only allowed 3 extra base hits to current Dodgers striking out 24 and walking only 4. Last year at home Gallardo was 10-2 with a 3.00 era. In 8 innings against the Dodgers last year, Gallardo had a 1.13 era, Dodgers hit .143 off of him.

    Not to mention Joe Public will say "OH MY GOD THE DODGERS ARE 9-1 AND ARE PLUS MONEY!!! THATS FREE MONEY!!!" No, no its not free money. I'll be all over the Brewers.

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    Clev -117
    LAD ov 7
    Minn 1H +4.5
    Minn ov 193

    Parlay

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Tailing a guy who is new to the forum and who noone has fukkin heard of pal. Wise choice,
    What would you recommend doing then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoneStar View Post
    don't do that....you might want to reconsider. I came across this, which is interesting. I think LAD in a let down spot

    Originally Posted by RoadDog
    Current Brewers hitting .323 off Billingsley with a .383 OBP. Billingsley has faced two little league offenses so far. Last year at home he had a 3.07 era but on the road he had a 5.34 era with 34 walks and only 70 ks. Not a good ratio. Road batters hit .284 off him.

    Current Dodgers hit .254 off of Gallardo (Ethier 2-12, Loney 2-8, Kemp 4-12, Hairston 2-13) with a .293 OBP. Gallardo has only allowed 3 extra base hits to current Dodgers striking out 24 and walking only 4. Last year at home Gallardo was 10-2 with a 3.00 era. In 8 innings against the Dodgers last year, Gallardo had a 1.13 era, Dodgers hit .143 off of him.

    Not to mention Joe Public will say "OH MY GOD THE DODGERS ARE 9-1 AND ARE PLUS MONEY!!! THATS FREE MONEY!!!" No, no its not free money. I'll be all over the Brewers.
    Liriano has good career numbers against the Yanks. For the line of -270 on that game I might drop the Yankees. I don't have a great feeling about Arizona either.

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    Save yourself the time and go into the blackjack room and bet it all. Tell is what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    Save yourself the time and go into the blackjack room and bet it all. Tell is what happens.
    I've never messed with casino games before and wouldn't have any idea what I'm doing. Don't really have any idea what I'm doing sports betting either though!

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    In blackjack you have to get 21 or closee to 21 than the dealer without going over 21.

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    bet 1 game just dbl and build from there

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    Bet Johan and the mets ev money the guy tries hard for your money and the Mets are hot

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    ML parlay celtics and pacers. Pays +420 or more

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    houston astros over 6.5

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    You can get two of these


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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Tailing a guy who is new to the forum and who noone has fukkin heard of pal. Wise choice,
    I actually join before you did, but here you go for the record. I prefer a little less chatting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    You can get two of these

    if only 5Dimes paid out in pizza, wings, and coke
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