1. 02-10-12 06:26 AM #1
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    Why isn't JJ Gold Mainstream?

    This guy is a legend

    Funnier than the so called YouTube celebrities

    Should be earning thousands for his videos

    He's at par with Niga Higa

    Only thing he needs to be a millionaire is a good internet marketer
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  2. 02-10-12 06:27 AM #2
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    Looks banged up
    No cash

    Kaliber back me man
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  3. 02-10-12 07:58 AM #3
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    He's a nobody on youtube. Surprised his videos get so little views.
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  4. 02-10-12 08:04 AM #4
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    Youtube is a marketing thing

    You need to do it like facebook and add users, make comments on other peoples accounts, post vids on 20 forums, ect

    Its a full time job

    My vids are for SBR and that is it
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  5. 02-10-12 08:14 AM #5
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    Sbr pays him enough where he doesnt need to be mainstream
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  6. 02-10-12 08:15 AM #6
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    pays them*

    jjgold in the video rarely posts
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  7. 02-10-12 08:17 AM #7
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    Have u seen jjs beanies an rugs?? They are all top dollar. Ur mistaken if u think he's not loaded
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  8. 02-10-12 08:19 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Youtube is a marketing thing

    You need to do it like facebook and add users, make comments on other peoples accounts, post vids on 20 forums, ect

    Its a full time job

    My vids are for SBR and that is it
    Very True. Have to spam and spread the internet. Full time job.

    Know all the Youtube and SEO tactics.

    Lot of the views are not even real anyway.
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  9. 02-10-12 08:20 AM #9
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    cathymay15 became pretty popular without marketing herself.
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  10. 02-10-12 08:22 AM #10
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    JJ Gold could have his own TV show

    I will take him over tha Fallon f*g any day
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  11. 02-10-12 09:52 AM #11
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    He's bald, got fukked up teeth, almost as short as a midget. He would only be successful doing radio. Not cut out for mainstream.
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  12. 02-10-12 09:56 AM #12
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    JJ isn't mainstream because he doesn't have a good talent agent.

    JJ, I'm available
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  13. 02-10-12 10:40 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    He's bald, got fukked up teeth, almost as short as a midget. He would only be successful doing radio. Not cut out for mainstream.
    That is why the people will love him
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  14. 02-10-12 10:41 AM #14
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    Show one of the videos to a "regular" person. They will think he's got something wrong with him, and not laugh. JJ is only popular here because we are all fkked up.
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  15. 02-10-12 10:55 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Show one of the videos to a "regular" person. They will think he's got something wrong with him, and not laugh. JJ is only popular here because we are all fkked up.
    His vids are made for us, the SBR posters. "Regular" people wouldn't get it because they don't know who the fuk we are, nor do they know what Heritage and -108 is.
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  16. 02-10-12 11:06 AM #16
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    JJ, make a video not geared towards a gambling audience and keep the cussing down. Lets see if you have the talent to be more mainstream!
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  17. 02-10-12 11:28 AM #17
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    hes great for our niche group, mainstream wouldnt even give him a 2nd look.
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  18. 02-10-12 11:34 AM #18
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    JayJay needs to be doing prank videos for Youtube. It's all the rage right now. They can be simple phone call pranks or elaborate pranks like running up and punching old people in the crotch.
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  19. 02-10-12 11:47 AM #19
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    Phone pranks are an effort because most people will not stay on the phone so you need to do a lot of call to get one good one

    I wish I had straight teeth
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  20. 02-10-12 12:24 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Phone pranks are an effort because most people will not stay on the phone so you need to do a lot of call to get one good one

    I wish I had straight teeth


    You didn't say anything about the 'Punching old people in the crotch' idea. I expect a video by tomorrow morning.
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  21. 02-10-12 12:24 PM #21
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    jj if you had straight teeth your whole life would change for the better. you would win bets, get tail, move out of your parents townhome, drive a cadillac, walk down the streets in a fur coat once again like you use to. you would be a big timer again.
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  22. 02-10-12 12:30 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Phone pranks are an effort because most people will not stay on the phone so you need to do a lot of call to get one good one

    I wish I had straight teeth
    JJ call a fast food place and fukk with them. Do it.
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  23. 02-10-12 12:38 PM #23
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    jj you have to have people at synaque that are dentists ask them to help for carreer move, did I spell synaque meaning a jewish church incorrecly, please correct me I am a fast learner. I do love that big thug coach
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  24. 02-10-12 12:40 PM #24
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    Or narrate your mafia life
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  25. 02-10-12 12:41 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post

    His vids are made for us, the SBR posters. "Regular" people wouldn't get it because they don't know who the fuk we are, nor do they know what Heritage and -108 is.
    I showed my friend JJ's "I'm a Virgin" video, and she laughed so hard! JJ's got potential.
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  26. 02-10-12 12:41 PM #26
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    JJ is too fukn paranoid for mainstream

    A dozen security cameras

    I think guys want him dead
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  27. 02-10-12 01:01 PM #27
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    jj too unstable for mainstream.
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  28. 02-10-12 01:27 PM #28
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    degeneracy is not mainstream

    i myself was surprised when i showed jj vids to some people a long time ago whom i thought would love them but they were like "uh, no"

    and besides, can you imagine jj hanging out with OTHER ACTORS and directors and fukin writers and producers and sh*t?? have you ever met any of those kinds of people???? jj wouldn't last 5 minutes with them before they were calling security to escort him out of the building

    but welcome to the 21st century world of media, everything is super super niche
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  29. 02-10-12 01:57 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalibongo View Post
    JJ Gold could have his own TV show I will take him over tha Fallon f*g any day
    "Late night with JJ gold", the interviews would be classic, he'd start yelling at the people, climb up on the desk and other crazy shit.

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  30. 02-10-12 11:03 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by ** PICKS View Post
    "Late night with JJ gold", the interviews would be classic, he'd start yelling at the people, climb up on the desk and other crazy shit.

    All he needs is a good supporting cast.
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  31. 02-10-12 11:04 PM #31
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    Speaking of supporting cast, do you guys have any suggestions? We need someone like Kimmel's Guilliermo. TT Warrior can have his own 'How To Lose To a Wall in Tennis" Segment.
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  32. 02-10-12 11:06 PM #32
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    JJ did some prank calling of gay personal ads. Dudes wanting a mutual massage. Funny stuff
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  33. 02-10-12 11:16 PM #33
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    jerky boys routine already been done. current vids are pretty solid for the most part but at times forced, needs to be more selective.
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  34. 02-11-12 12:08 AM #34
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    Pretty sure it's because he don't attend any bashes.
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  35. 02-11-12 12:10 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    JJ did some prank calling of gay personal ads. Dudes wanting a mutual massage. Funny stuff
    Link please
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