I have been nominated for Ironman of the year. This is my final push to win this award as we are only 6 days away from the banquet.
I'm not going to ramble on and on about why you should vote for me to win this award. Just know that last year I was not nominated for any award although I could have clearly won maybe 6 of them including biggest rooster, Iron Man, Nicest guy, smallest rooster amd man of the year.
My competion for Ironman of the year is:
Illini: He's nominated for 3 awards. The two other awards other than ironman are party poster of the year and scored with most women of the year. He's a shoe in for party poster of the year. He's got the supreme hook up for the yolla in the bay area and supposedly even talks down on Trigga my n**** for what he sells/buys/abuses over in the NJ/NY area. He also owns a bar where he fukks hot broads all the time and he hangs out with underground gangbanger rappers. He's going to win one of those two other awards, so he does not need the ironman award IMO.
No Coincendences: I dont know alot about him actually. I think he has an ongoing thread with shitloads of views/posts, so he might be my strongest competition. Fukk!!!
Daddy: Well, what can I say about Daddy? Daddy has provided me with enough fukking porno to fap to to last me a lifetime. He's also been on one hell of a winning streak in the NBA. But he is going to win Adult Entertainer of the yead award because nobody else was nominated. He might also take man of the year, but I'm guessing Opie steals that one. You cant beat thos good looks/white teet that the Ope has. Anyway, Dad already gets one award for sure... let me have one.
Firedawk: Never fukkin heard of him.
Do the right thing here, SBR. There is not a Drunkest poster of the year award which I could have battled InTheDrink for, so let me shin for once, will ya???
Lets see what you fukks think....