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    forsberg21
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    I Saw Opie In Person Today!!!

    I had the privilege of meeting the face of SBR today. He let me snap a couple of pics while he was on the job:



    Opie was telling me about his profession. He told me that to be a successful used car salesman, you have to be slick and sleazy. You sometimes have to convince people that something is true when it actually isn't. He didn't want to use the word manipulate, deceive and lie, but that's what I gathered is all this guy does. I was a little disappointed with our buddy Opie, but I guess he's good at lying and manipulating people and making them think that he's something he isn't. He was kind enough to introduce me to his cousin:



    Opie's cousin was just like him, very smooth and conniving. He even tried to sell me a used car even though I told him many times that I already have a car and I'm not looking for another one. Opie's cousin also told me how his father and great grand father were used car salesmen. It looks like Opie has a lot of used car salesman blood in his genetics. It all adds up.

    As we ended our talk, Opie apologized to me about all the lies he made up about me. He apologized for telling people that he had found my Facebook page, had copied and pasted pictures of Nokia phones, bands playing, monster trucks and whatever other lies he posted about me. He asked me to tell me about myself because Opie knows nothing about me whatsoever and felt bad that he had to lie, deceive and manufacture truths about me. I told him it's cool and it's all forgiven and even told him that my real name isn't Robert, it's...

    Can't wait to visit you and your place of employment again Opie!



    Hook me up with a deal next time boss!

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    yawn

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    You suck

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    yawn
    Opie Asshole Kisser #1

    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    You suck
    Opie Asshole Kisser #2

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    BIGDAY
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    I'd buy a car from him.

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    This would be swell and all if he didn't make multiple videos you dick jockey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    This would be swell and all if he didn't make multiple videos you dick jockey.
    Opie Asshole Kisser #3

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    Wow...what a funny thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by forsberg21 View Post
    Opie Asshole Kisser #3
    It's called common sense, something in which American's possess.

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    well well WELL.....WHAT HAVE WE HERE???

    looks like we have a little B*TCH spending his time trashing opie but AVOIDING a IQ contest with me where he would actually have to PROVE himself!

    i thought we had a IQ contest where we could PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHOSE SMARTER!!?? What are you afraid of pal??

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    gettem' carper

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    opie1988
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    Robert....

    You're better than this, pal. I had high hopes when I first saw your thread title. Only to be disappointed by you again.

    Look, Robert....stay away from comedy, pal. It's not your strong suit. You need to keep banging those little fingers of fury of yours with that high brow political bullsh*t you often spout. While those threads are mindnumbingly boring, at least they serve to incite a few responses.

    Look, if we wanted a joke....we'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak!

    You see what I did there, Robert?

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    Not funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    It's called common sense, something in which American's possess.
    Watch out. Forsberg is going to hammer you for that grammar.

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    Thinking forsberg isn't funny at all = Opie ass kisser

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    Opie's my dude. You suck Peter Forsberg.

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    Look how much time Robby is dedicating to Opie now. Op is renting a section of his brain.

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    post a picture of yourself forsburger before you cast stones.

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