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    I tried and build 2, both flops

    lol you got to be an idiot to buid a pc when you can have experts do it of same price.

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    what is this crap... giving him credit for having the courage..
    this is awful..

    you can trade a stock and not be a stockbroker
    you can paint a picture and not be a artist
    you suck rooster and you are always a rooster sucker

    end of story

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    Bottom line is I'd live in a gutter before I'd suck another man's dick.

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    I would fuk for money

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would fuk for money

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    I thought you said its been twelve years???

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    When you need to gamble your mind plays tricks on you.

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    good information here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I would fuk for money

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    You've got your morals and I've got mine, I guess

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    Crackerjack America has no morals, we are cave men only.

    Basically we live like The Romans did

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Crackerjack America has no morals, we are cave men only.

    Basically we live like The Romans did

    Not to mention we're getting progressively dumber as a society JJ. I saw something recently that was comparing IQs to birth rates. It probably comes as no surprise that the dumber the individual or collective culture, the higher the birthrate.

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    what does it taste like?

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    What?

    Basically burnt rubber

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    Last edited by BigBollocks; 09-28-07 at 04:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    What?

    Basically burnt rubber

    Damn that's sick

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    Billy things are cool now

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    I would never blow a guy for money I don't care how desperate I was. No f*cking way hahah

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    illini its all relative.

    some guys have all the luck.

    some guys get all the pain.

    some guys get all the breaks.

    some guys do nothing but complain.

    Alone in a crowd on a bus after work
    And Im dreaming
    The guy next to me has a girl in his arms
    My arms are empty
    How does it feel when the girl next to you
    Says she loves you
    It seem so unfair when theres love everywhere
    But theres none for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by WileOut View Post
    illini its all relative.

    some guys have all the luck.

    some guys get all the pain.

    some guys get all the breaks.

    some guys do nothing but complain.

    Alone in a crowd on a bus after work
    And Im dreaming
    The guy next to me has a girl in his arms
    My arms are empty
    How does it feel when the girl next to you
    Says she loves you
    It seem so unfair when theres love everywhere
    But theres none for me
    ain't that a rod stewart song?
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    louisville it is a song by rod stewart. in this situation it is a pat on the butt (no homo) to joey though. the guy has had a hard go of it for the past 20 or 30 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    "Joel the one where I blew the 75 yr old guy?? I had to or would of been on streets and it was cold out there. Son it was easy and nothing, plus these old timers get off fast, no biggie with that one. I just closed my eyes.

    Good Luck Joel

    It was pretty clean, I had a cowboy hat on and wearing skin tight underwear. I tell it like it is boys and not a shamed.

    I have said this in the past you boys would not want to tangle with me in the bedroom.

    Good Luck Tonight

    Ghoster I blew a guy once and did not like it but I had to in order to stay in his place

    Kind of like a sugar daddy

    No Sick here is the deal. I am straigh as a fukkin arrow but was in a jam when i hit a cold street and had to pay locals and stuff and then had no money for rent so some older gent said "was I looking for a sugar daddy?"

    I really did not know what that meant because in my prime Sick I was a sugar daddy to chicks but i said what the heck so i would do errands for him and stuff.

    One night we were watching Welcome Back Kotter and he told me to come over by him and wanted to cuddle. The guy was 68 and older so I figured it was harmless and I was living for free. So I went over by him and he asked if I would massage him and I did but then he took off his pants and said take care of me.

    Sick I felt like a dick (no pun intended) but did it and i knew it would be quick. I closed my eyes and just did it and he exploded iin 25 seconds onto the wall and it was over. I got up and went and made 4 ice cream cones and watched the Pistons game. I felt weird at first but then shrugged it off. I knew I was straight, I think he felt guilty and never asked me again.

    He was good to me and let me stay for 7 months and I had everything free. A nice guy, he goes to the track a lot and i still keep in touch withhim

    Boys this is a lesson to you what gambling can do . You see I hit a bad streak so this happened.

    Bet careful and disiplined, I learned how to be a pro but took time. Pros lose to at times.

    Good Luck"

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    he must be stricktly dickly now

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    Coach

    Damn,
    I am afraid to bet past my limit now. I could end up like you, doing that just for a place to live. Did you go all the way coach?

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    wow, nice stroll down memory lane, hey JJ was this story on the up and up or did u make the whole shit up??

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    Quote Originally Posted by eyeball View Post
    Damn,
    I am afraid to bet past my limit now. I could end up like you, doing that just for a place to live. Did you go all the way coach?

    No halfway

    Hey guy when I did time I had a guy 6ft 9 inches 180lbs chasing me in the shower. He was a white guy and had me over a railing trying to nail me, it was sick but I got away.

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    Don't bet over your head or you might have to end up giving head.

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    damn... I always imagined coach was swallower...

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    Coach, why did you get 4 ice cream cones after the deed was done?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No halfway

    Hey guy when I did time I had a guy 6ft 9 inches 180lbs chasing me in the shower. He was a white guy and had me over a railing trying to nail me, it was sick but I got away.

    6'9", 180? That's basically a skeleton (with a penis trying to penetrate you lol). How did you wind up getting away JJ?

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    Basically went under this barrier that separates the showers and lockers, this guy was hungry too. The boys cheered for me but this guy did nail another guy 10 minutes later on the weight bench, it was sick. I watched for like 3 minutes and then turned my head the other way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Basically went under this barrier that separates the showers and lockers, this guy was hungry too. The boys cheered for me but this guy did nail another guy 10 minutes later on the weight bench, it was sick. I watched for like 3 minutes and then turned my head the other way.
    Can you answer the ice cream cone question?

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    Patty's banned again? What did he do this time?

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    Time to get a life boys... Get up off your chairs, take your fingers of the keyboard and go find a woman and enjoy the rest of your lives. This posting may seem like fun,. In Fact, years go by that you cant get back. Now run along...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by pags11 View Post
    takes a lot of balls to tell us something like that guys (no pun intended JJ)...man, ..
    hahahaha

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    Has Bateman been allowed back yet?

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    Dude, I almost pissed myself twice reading this thing. I havent laughed this hard in a while. Id friggin live in the wilderness before id blow a dude.

    first off, who the hell trades 1 month of rent for a BJ...second, who the hell preforms one for a month of rent? someone in this formula is gay. GANCH! we need u to do the math on this!
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