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    Deuce vs Mathy pucks contest

    Contest ends when a poster makes or loses 10 units. Risk amount is always to win a unit. For you dumbasses like Deuce that means at -200 you risk 2 units to win 1 and and at +200 you risk half 0.5 units to win 1.


    Buffalo +206
    Chicago

    Montreal -126
    Washington

    Florida +106
    Colorado

    Anaheim -125

    Phoenix

    Will Deuce play??
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    One stipulation should be added:

    If the losing contestant is within 2 units of the winning contestant upon completion and has a LESS amount of picks, he should be allowed to play one more day.

    Otherwise, I would pick every game on the board as it is more of a race.

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    i would LOVE to take on the "winner" of this contest

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    Loser leaves forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    One stipulation should be added:

    If the losing contestant is within 2 units of the winning contestant upon completion and has a LESS amount of picks, he should be allowed to play one more day.

    Otherwise, I would pick every game on the board as it is more of a race.
    If I bet the board and lose 10 units in a day or two, and he bets one a day, then he wins.

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    amateur hour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rfr3sh View Post
    amateur hour?
    All contests are like this

    waste of time

    but Deuce wants me to post picks because thats what a big timer does

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    If I bet the board and lose 10 units in a day or two, and he bets one a day, then he wins.
    Thanks CO, I understand basic logistics.

    I guess what I really meant is that you should use a better indicator of success. Perhaps ROI?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer View Post
    Thanks CO, I understand basic logistics.

    I guess what I really meant is that you should use a better indicator of success. Perhaps ROI?
    Of course but Deuce doesn't like true measures of success, like cash. He wants WINNERS, like all squares do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Of course but Deuce doesn't like true measures of success, like cash. He wants WINNERS, like all squares do.
    True enough, carry on.

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    Or we could both be forced to bet the board and it would come down to who loses less

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    Is this a gentleman's bet or is something at stake?

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    What does Deuce have to stake ??

    Notice Deuce is not posting the past 45 minutes? Because he is on his 9-5 lunch break

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    Deuce picks winners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    What does Deuce have to stake ??

    Notice Deuce is not posting the past 45 minutes? Because he is on his 9-5 lunch break
    He has a cool looking magnetic wristwatch

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    This Mathy character has charisma.

    Note sure there is a way out for Deuce other than the tough guy...not going to waste my time...charade.

    Could get ugly.

    Worried here......Detroit guys have it tough enough as is.

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    Deuce is no where to be found

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    Deuce'r, play Montreal -1.5 (+210) and Anaheim REGULATION ONLY -1/5 (+135) to kick this thing off. Buffalo/Chicago will go UNDER and Florida/Colorado willgo OVER but the price is (-135) so not all that desirable.

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    Deuce burial gaining momentum...

    Deuce, get your fat calf havin ass in here and defend yourself son...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Contest ends when a poster makes or loses 10 units. Risk amount is always to win a unit. For you dumbasses like Deuce that means at -200 you risk 2 units to win 1 and and at +200 you risk half 0.5 units to win 1.


    Buffalo +206
    Chicago

    Montreal -126
    Washington

    Florida +106
    Colorado

    Anaheim -125

    Phoenix

    Will Deuce play??
    Unreal I already see Deuce in the hole,with Math having those plays

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    Must be a busy day down at the tire shop.

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    Deuce works at a car wash everybody knows this

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    Deuce wants no part of this

    I bet he is at White Castle

    He once told me he at 30 burgers and was bragging

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    Deuce is the guy on the right in the red wings cap

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    So you bet the entire board?

    Ok, since some of those plays I wanted, I won't bet those. I will bet my own plays using 5Dime lines.

    Montreal -.5 +170

    Chicago -.5 +120


    Anaheim O5.5 +113


    Anaheim -1.5 +226


    Mathy, I expect the numbers you're running at pinnacle that you embarrass me here. Hopefully for your sake it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    So you bet the entire board?

    Ok, since some of those plays I wanted, I won't bet those. I will bet my own plays using 5Dime lines.

    Montreal -.5 +170

    Chicago -.5 +120


    Anaheim O5.5 +113


    Anaheim -1.5 +226


    Mathy, I expect the numbers you're running at pinnacle that you embarrass me here. Hopefully for your sake it happens.
    What the hell are the first two bets? 1st period only?

    Since when does 5dimes offer totals odds that aren't divisible by 5?

    FAT JASON what are you up to here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    What the hell are the first two bets? 1st period only?

    Since when does 5dimes offer totals odds that aren't divisible by 5?

    FAT JASON what are you up to here?
    .5's are in regulation you hamburger

    Those are directly from 5dimes website. Log in and take a peek you ankle bending jew fro'd geek.

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    Deuce I do not bet pucks

    I am betting based on the team with the shorter name, hope it works

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    dooce mont -.5 is +122. the +170 is -.5 1st period you stupid ass prikball fukhead

    mathy -320 to win this vs triple chin

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    Wed 1/18 53 Buffalo Sabres (1st 60 min) +225
    7:35PM 54 Chicago Blackhawks (1st 60 min) -265

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    Does anyone see blackhawks -0.5 +120 in regulation here?? Deuce did you ever learn how to read?

    Hawks -0.5 regulation +120 is like robbing a fukking bank

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    NHL Hockey 1st PeriodSpreadMoney LineTotal Points
    Washington Capitals at Montreal Canadiens
    Wed 1/18 51 Washington Capitals +105 o1½ +105
    7:35PM 52 Montreal Canadiens -125 u1½ -125
    Buffalo Sabres at Chicago Blackhawks
    Wed 1/18 53 Buffalo Sabres +155 o1½ -110
    7:35PM 54 Chicago Blackhawks -175 u1½ -110

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    Deuce what does the first line say you fukkin hamburger

    Guys Deuce can't ******* read !!!


    Is this the biggest joke you've ever seen in forum history?

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