1. 01-11-12 10:03 AM #1
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    Few Jokes I found funny today.

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'.

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when
    they go, they take your house and car with them.>>

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UPIN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...>>
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  2. 01-11-12 10:43 AM #2
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    I like the third one.
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  3. 01-11-12 04:01 PM #3
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    good ones guy
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  4. 01-11-12 04:09 PM #4
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    got another one you'll probably love based on those..

    Why did the chicken cross the road ?

    To get to the other side !!!!!!!
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  5. 01-11-12 04:18 PM #5
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    I enjoyed the 3rd one.
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  6. 01-11-12 04:21 PM #6
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    Yeeee buddy
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  7. 01-11-12 04:26 PM #7
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    Third one definately the winner in my book also. I was bored this morning.
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  8. 01-11-12 04:27 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    got another one you'll probably love based on those..

    Why did the chicken cross the road ?

    To get to the other side !!!!!!!


    Or how about, Where can you find an ocean without water?

    On a map.
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  9. 01-11-12 04:27 PM #9
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    3rd was the best, nice job BIGDAY
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