u can say u been with two guys with this weight baby!!!
"Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?"
I haven't seen my penis in years, can you get it up and tell me how long it is.
want to milk me?
point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?
Once you go fat you never go back.
You wanna go out and get some pizza? You can order one too!
Guy: Good news
Girl: What?
Guy: The results came back negative, I don't have tumor. It was just a drumstick under my belly...let's f*ck!
Look, I don’t know if you are even remotely interested in me. If you are, that’s great. If not, are you going to finish those fries?
you know what they say bout us fat guys, we loooooove to eat out
For JJ
I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not buying shampoo
Your eyes are sparkling -- or maybe that's just the glare off my head.
Can you see yourself in my head? How about my pants?
Would you like to run your fingers on my head?"
There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicle growth and you