1. 01-13-12 10:35 PM #1
    ttwarrior1
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    Lines I use to pickup women, some for you too jj gold

    u can say u been with two guys with this weight baby!!!

    "Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?"

    I haven't seen my penis in years, can you get it up and tell me how long it is.

    want to milk me?

    point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?

    Once you go fat you never go back.

    You wanna go out and get some pizza? You can order one too!

    Guy: Good news
    Girl: What?
    Guy: The results came back negative, I don't have tumor. It was just a drumstick under my belly...let's f*ck!

    Look, I don’t know if you are even remotely interested in me. If you are, that’s great. If not, are you going to finish those fries?

    you know what they say bout us fat guys, we loooooove to eat out



    For JJ

    I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not buying shampoo


    Your eyes are sparkling -- or maybe that's just the glare off my head.

    Can you see yourself in my head? How about my pants?

    Would you like to run your fingers on my head?"
    There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicle growth and you



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  2. 01-13-12 10:44 PM #2
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    'Want to milk me' is a solid line. Works every time.
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  3. 01-13-12 10:48 PM #3
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    The one with the fries was kinda good.
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  4. 01-13-12 10:50 PM #4
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    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?
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  5. 01-13-12 10:52 PM #5
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    How do you like your eggs in morning scrambled or fertilized
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  6. 01-13-12 10:54 PM #6
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    Was your daddy a thief?

    Because I think he stole a perfect pair of titties off a supermodel and put them on you when you were a baby!
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  7. 01-13-12 11:13 PM #7
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    using your index finger you motion for a girl to come over here
    when she comes over you say
    "if got you to come with 1 finger can you imagine what i can do with all 10"
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  8. 01-13-12 11:17 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by minet123 View Post
    using your index finger you motion for a girl to come over here
    when she comes over you say
    "if got you to come with 1 finger can you imagine what i can do with all 10"
    She'd think I'm stoopid

    8 fingers and two thumbs
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  9. 01-13-12 11:49 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    u can say u been with two guys with this weight baby!!!

    "Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?"

    I haven't seen my penis in years, can you get it up and tell me how long it is.

    want to milk me?

    point to her crotch" and say " Are you going to eat that?

    Once you go fat you never go back.

    You wanna go out and get some pizza? You can order one too!

    Guy: Good news
    Girl: What?
    Guy: The results came back negative, I don't have tumor. It was just a drumstick under my belly...let's f*ck!

    Look, I don’t know if you are even remotely interested in me. If you are, that’s great. If not, are you going to finish those fries?

    you know what they say bout us fat guys, we loooooove to eat out



    For JJ

    I will shower you with gifts with the money I save not buying shampoo


    Your eyes are sparkling -- or maybe that's just the glare off my head.

    Can you see yourself in my head? How about my pants?

    Would you like to run your fingers on my head?"
    There are two things missing from my life: healthy hair follicle growth and you



    Not bad, you seem like a pro at this

    Thanks man
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  10. 01-13-12 11:56 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Was your daddy a thief? Because I think he stole a perfect pair of titties off a supermodel and put them on you when you were a baby!
    Ummm
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  11. 01-14-12 12:46 AM #11
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    By "women" do you mean "men"
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  12. 01-14-12 12:49 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    Ummm
    I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say anything.

    Always nice to see a baby girl with a perfect pair of supermodel titties
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  13. 01-14-12 01:01 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say anything. Always nice to see a baby girl with a perfect pair of supermodel titties
    lol. i know right.
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  14. 01-14-12 01:02 AM #14
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    do you want to come home and see the towel I wipe my ass with?
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  15. 01-14-12 01:12 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjaycuny View Post
    Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?
    I'll TT it up a little for you - "Mom, just ignore the shit smell for a moment, the chloroform on the towel will kick in shortly"
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  16. 01-14-12 02:55 AM #16
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  17. 01-14-12 02:36 PM #17
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  18. 01-14-12 02:51 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    do you want to come home and see the towel I wipe my ass with?
    this fukking guy, unreal....
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  19. 01-14-12 02:55 PM #19
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    "hey baby, do you want to play pearl harbor? i'll be hawaii and you can blow the shhittt out of me."
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  20. 01-14-12 03:00 PM #20
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    TTW...

    I give credit where credit is due.

    Those aren't bad. Well done.
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  21. 01-14-12 04:25 PM #21
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    TT were you a stud in your day??
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  22. 01-14-12 04:28 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickler View Post
    I was thinking the same thing but didn't want to say anything.

    Always nice to see a baby girl with a perfect pair of supermodel titties
    You sick fukks I meant the ADULT girl has had them...
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