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    Any guys here fake depression to get pills from doctor?

    Guy at the bar last night filled me in. He goes to doctor and acts sad and gets sweet pills prescribed.
    I would be that 8-9% of posters here are faking depression or back pain to get some nice drugs. I am formulating a plan for myself.

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    what kind of pills do you want?

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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Guy at the bar last night filled me in. He goes to doctor and acts sad and gets sweet pills prescribed.
    I would be that 8-9% of posters here are faking depression or back pain to get some nice drugs. I am formulating a plan for myself.
    Degenerate gambler, and now a drug addict.

    Do you ever sit back and ask yourself, "where did it all go wrong?"

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    Life's short, not worth being depressed.

    Choose your attitude, no drugs needed.

    GL

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    I get high on God

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    All you will get for 'depression' is some SSRI...zoloft, paxil, etc. Makes you gain weight and lose libido, fukk that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Life's short, not worth being depressed.

    Choose your attitude, no drugs needed.

    GL
    This^^^^

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    I usually make my own shit

    Mix aspirin with figs and pears

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jerm3462 View Post

    Degenerate gambler, and now a drug addict.

    Do you ever sit back and ask yourself, "where did it all go wrong?"
    Pot, meet Kettle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by griz View Post
    Guy at the bar last night filled me in. He goes to doctor and acts sad and gets sweet pills prescribed.
    I would be that 8-9% of posters here are faking depression or back pain to get some nice drugs. I am formulating a plan for myself.
    Griz.....I thought you wanted to be an exec?

    Read this, and do what this guy does....http://www.esquire.com/features/what...Q0104-JAN_CEOS

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    If you want xxannax go to the Dr and say you have panic attacks. If you live in Colorado or California you can get some nice medical marijuana.


    But I would stay away from the pills. Pills are very dangerous. Just drink all the alcohol and smoke all the weed you can stand.

    Heath Ledger died from mixing the wrong pills and same thing happened to my friend. He took too many pain pills and I think he was drinking too and it stopped his heart.

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    Pot I think makes it worse

    Pot triggers panic attacks

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pot I think makes it worse Pot triggers panic attacks
    Your coke is what triggers panic attacks..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pot I think makes it worse Pot triggers panic attacks
    That is where doing one hit at a time comes into play. I know when I have gone 6 months (or so) without smoking `erbs if I take too may hits my heart rate increases. With a little trial and error I have over-come that.
    For the record, Pot over pills anyday!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pot I think makes it worse

    Pot triggers panic attacks


    Yes it does if you smoke it and you inhale too much. Especially if you are with some guys that act like thugz that always triggers it for me. You know when you are at some guy you don't really knows apartment and everyone is acting hard etc... I try to avoid situations like that though. Or if I'm in bad traffic blazing or in a rough ghetto area late at night.

    But if i use a vaporizer i don't get panic attacks. also i heard at these medical marijuana dispensaries you can get weed specifically designed to calm you down. Like special strands of weed call "chill weed"

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    Your life must be already sad if you need drugs so no need to fake depression.

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    you mean fake anxiety? your friends party zoloft and paxil?

    If you fake panic attacks and anxiety you will get the good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Your life must be already sad if you need drugs so no need to fake depression.
    This^^^

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    Xanax are easy to get and easy to sell. I don't mess with them anymore cuz they make me black out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Bear View Post
    Yes it does if you smoke it and you inhale too much. Especially if you are with some guys that act like thugz that always triggers it for me. You know when you are at some guy you don't really knows apartment and everyone is acting hard etc... I try to avoid situations like that though. Or if I'm in bad traffic blazing or in a rough ghetto area late at night.

    But if i use a vaporizer i don't get panic attacks. also i heard at these medical marijuana dispensaries you can get weed specifically designed to calm you down. Like special strands of weed call "chill weed"

    Thanks man

    I will smoke less or get vaporizer

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    I drink pure kerosene.

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    Anti depressants for recreation? Yayyyyyy, nothing is as fun as a flaccid penis and 10 extra pounds!

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    there's nothing more in my life that i want then to be off pain pills.

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    you guys are fk'd! vicodin are the best things ever invented! not only do you not give a crap about anything....they make you fuk like you are superman! when I had those my gf was telling all her friends how incredible I was in the sack....I was doing everyone! her friends, her sister, her mother.....2 ways 3 ways.....thank god for vicodins! now that I dont have a script for them anymore...I dont even have a gf! long live vicodin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Your coke is what triggers panic attacks..........
    Bar blow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    I drink pure kerosene.

    This is better.



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    Why would you fake being depressed for anti depressants? They make you feel like a fukkin robut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dredmahawkus View Post
    you guys are fk'd! vicodin are the best things ever invented! not only do you not give a crap about anything....they make you fuk like you are superman! when I had those my gf was telling all her friends how incredible I was in the sack....I was doing everyone! her friends, her sister, her mother.....2 ways 3 ways.....thank god for vicodins! now that I dont have a script for them anymore...I dont even have a gf! long live vicodin!


    Just putting some feelers out men. Seeing who the druggies are

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    thats why docs wont give them out anymore they are too awesome.....you used to go to the emegency room for strep throat and they would give you vikes.....now you could go in there with your arm falling off and all they give ya is advil. people like em too much.

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    What the fukk do ya mean by FAKE!?

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    griz just say you cant concentrate and get some ritalin. then snort it

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    I know this girl who felt sad one day, so she went and got disability and now gets 1.5k/month from the government. Fukking ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dredmahawkus View Post
    thats why docs wont give them out anymore they are too awesome.....you used to go to the emegency room for strep throat and they would give you vikes.....now you could go in there with your arm falling off and all they give ya is advil. people like em too much.
    ain't this the fukking truth

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    Tramadol

    Is by far the best pain killer with no side effects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Tramadol

    Is by far the best pain killer with no side effects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    May as well just take Advil...

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