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    bettilimbroke999
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    How often do the rest of you get speeding tickets?

    I get at least one a year religiously, got my annual 200 dollar assrape by Officer roosterlicker today

    **** me this pricks got nothing better to do than shove it up my ass for speeding in the fast line of the interstate, if u cant drive safely 80 mph in the fast line you shouldnt have a fuckin license


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    lunchbawks
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    Never had 1.. all i get are parking tickets

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    totally agree here...if driving recklessly while speeding should be given a ticket otherwise gtfo officer roosterjaws.

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    If you get one every year you should probably stop driving 80 genius. I keep it at 74 for the most part, wont get hassled for less than 10 over the limit.

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    The better question is... How much of a dumbfukk are you to get speeding tickets??

    Bettil, your peripherals must sukk donkey dikk.

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    i usually get nailed for 2 in a short amount of time, then nothing for over a year.

    3 in one year is a suspension in Illinois

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    Have had many. Make one call and I never hear back.

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    Theres a guy doin 80 right in front of me (he was my pigeon in case there were cops they would hopefully nail him first), Im not really payin too close attention (talkin on the cell fuckin with the radio, kickin back a few shots of patron etc.) but he slows down to about 75 and blocks my view from the cop he saw in front of him for just a moment. Officer Cocksuck takes his mouth off his partners balls just in time to clock me doin 80 on the empty interstate and pulls me over expecting a bribe and when I dont offer him one he shoots his radar at a van full of blind illegal immigrant gang members and clocks it at 84 mph and gives mes a ticket for 84 in a 70



    I am really thinkin of investing in a good radar detector, these pricks have got it out for me, its hard bein a white man in this country

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    now he's blaming illegals.

    Be responsible you oyster.

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    Maybe next time they'll shove their baton up your dumbass, afterall, it's used to taking about 18 black inches.

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    1 time in 9 years on the road

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    In california you almost never get a ticket if you keep it under 80. 75mph = 0 tickets. 81mph = many tickets. you decide

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    I've gotten 1 (about 7 years ago)...Because I was just pulling off the interstate and I got tagged with a 70 in a 55...I laughed.

    Took off from there, got pulled over 10 minute later and the cop told me my back light was out, I said "well I just got pulled over and the other cop didn't say anything" Got a ticket for that.

    Pulled over not even 2 miles down the road after that for going 48 in a 45, cop just told me to slow down...probably just wanted to see what I was up to at 1 in the morning on a Thursday night.

    I have received roughly 9 seat belt tickets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    i usually get nailed for 2 in a short amount of time, then nothing for over a year.

    3 in one year is a suspension in Illinois
    No such thing here in Memphis, you could fuckin drive down the interstate 100mph backwards and as long as you pay the fuckin fine its all good. Its all about the money in this broke fuckin city, somebodys gotta pay for the police force, tryin to tax a population that's 90% blacks on welfare sure aint gonna do it.

    Hey judge I didnt know I couldnt redline a ferrari backwards in a school zone

    Well alright but that's the 3rd time this month you need to keep the speed down, fine of $200

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    Gotta watch out for those red light and speed cameras too.

    They are popping up all over here in MD.

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    Way too many!

    The 55 in a 25 stung, but the cop was super nice and wrote that i was going 49. Avoided me from being 25 or higher over the limit, which is a suspended liscense or something. Cop didnt even get me though, it was radar.

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    I have on got one. Doing 55 in a 35 on my home one night. Me and friend had actually egged this state troopers daughters car before so I figured it was karma. paid a little extra and got out of the ticket.

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    pretty sure in most states if you are going 25 over the legal limit, you can be arrested. be careful man, 10MPHs difference within the city gets you there like 6 minutes faster. Not worth the ticket cost bro.

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    Never had one. I know where to speed and where not to.

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    Probably average 1 every 18 months or so.

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    got 3 in 1 year, 2 points each, then nothing for the next 6 years

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    think of it as an additional cost of driving

    the guys saying it's dumb to get $200 speeding tickets once a year or so are spending $5000/year in payments/gas/etc to drive a car slowly

    i'd rather spend $5200/year and drive fast than $5000/year and drive like an old grandma

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    think of it as an additional cost of driving

    the guys saying it's dumb to get $200 speeding tickets once a year or so are spending $5000/year in payments/gas/etc to drive a car slowly

    i'd rather spend $5200/year and drive fast than $5000/year and drive like an old grandma
    Agreed, I consider it a 20 dollar monthly driving fee so that I have the privilege to get where I'm goin fast, these ***** sitting in the slow lane doing 65 while I fly buy doin 85 may save 200 a year but they gotta drive like Miss Daisy all year long to do it

    THAT SAID, Im thinkin about getting a high dollar radar detector so I can do 105 and save even more time, then slow down to 65 everytime a cop is within a mile

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    1 in 5 years in my driving history. i always drive 80 on the freeway as well. you keep looking in your rearview and side mirrors for cops. you learn where their hidding areas are and you slow down accordingly. Real simple actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Agreed, I consider it a 20 dollar monthly driving fee so that I have the privilege to get where I'm goin fast, these ***** sitting in the slow lane doing 65 while I fly buy doin 85 may save 200 a year but they gotta drive like Miss Daisy all year long to do it THAT SAID, Im thinkin about getting a high dollar radar detector so I can do 105 and save even more time, then slow down to 65 everytime a cop is within a mile
    getting 1 ticket a year prab put your insurance through the roof. That means you will always be carrying at the very least 3 points on your driving record

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    Quote Originally Posted by eidolon View Post
    In california you almost never get a ticket if you keep it under 80. 75mph = 0 tickets. 81mph = many tickets. you decide
    so true
    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    I've gotten 1 (about 7 years ago)...Because I was just pulling off the interstate and I got tagged with a 70 in a 55...I laughed. Took off from there, got pulled over 10 minute later and the cop told me my back light was out, I said "well I just got pulled over and the other cop didn't say anything" Got a ticket for that. Pulled over not even 2 miles down the road after that for going 48 in a 45, cop just told me to slow down...probably just wanted to see what I was up to at 1 in the morning on a Thursday night. I have received roughly 9 seat belt tickets.
    it like a natural reaction for me to put my seat belt on when i get in the car always been that way but my question is. How do cops no your seat belt isnt on? from behind any car i cant tell

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    Quote Originally Posted by UntilTheNDofTimE View Post
    getting 1 ticket a year prab put your insurance through the roof. That means you will always be carrying at the very least 3 points on your driving record
    Its not that bad, I prolly get a ticket every 1 1/2 years and most insurance are on a rolling 3 year period, to tell ya the truth I've gotten some of them dismissed as well with court costs just to save on my insurance. Most counties around here if its your first ticket in their county if u go to court they dismiss it with costs (which are about equal to the ticket but it doesnt go on your record), always good to say hey to the judge and you may save a couple hundred on insurance each year, I've even gone to a couple classes to keep shit off my record.

    Heres the class: 3-4 hours of watching wreck videos telling ya to drive better (during which you just kinda daydream about fuckin whatever hot girl is in the room) and go home
    Last edited by bettilimbroke999; 01-05-12 at 06:07 PM.

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    driving on a desolate highway few days ago with no cars around. was gonna floor it when i notice this dodge in my rear view mirror nearly a mile away. for some reason i kept thinking it's a cop even though never seen one driving a dodge. what made me suspicious was that it stayed at same distance when most cars speed there. so i slowed down instead.

    as soon as i slowed, it accelerates and passes me.... sure enough, on the side it says "highway patrol." so that fuker was trying to bait me in to a ticket.

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    The truckers let you know where the cops are on the Interstate man. It's nearly impossible to get fukked with by those silly pricks out there ...

    He wasn't baiting you bruh he just wanted to see if you had your head up your ass or not ... Good call!

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    0 in 12 years of driving, pulled over for it once.

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    never so far, gotten parking ticket though

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    I have a valentine 1 in the BMW I never get any tickets I've always have a radar it's a must have. I speed everywhere

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    Also dont buy one of those cheap radars get a valentine 1 or an escort 9500 both cost 400 well worth it when tickets cost 200

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    I've only had one speeding ticket in my 20+ yrs driving.

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    Once I hit 6k for twelve years of driving I slowed down.... Too many bills in older age ya know?

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