OH SH-T THERE GONE MAN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT THE SPACE SHUTTLE TOOK OFF THIS MORNING WITH THE FIRST JEW IN SPACE.I HAVE BEEN E-MAILING NASA FOR 3 MONTHS NOW ASKING THEM IF THEY NEEDED A COUPLE OF MORE JEWS ON THERE TRIP I HAVE 2 GUYS WHO MIGHT FIT YOUR REQUIREMENTS.I RECOMENDED THAT THEY TAKE SCOTTY LANDAU,AND FISHHEAD ON A ONE WAY TRIP INTO OUTER SPACE.COULD YOU IMAGINE SCOTTY AND FISH IN OUTER SPACE I COULD SEE IT NOW SCOTTY BOY TEACHING THE MARTIANS HOW TO MIDDLE SPACE GOLF MATCHS AND FISH TRYING TO PICK UP EVERY DESPERATE MARTIAN BROAD THAT COULD BREATHE.MAN SCOTTY I MADE 10 GRAND TODAY OFF SOME IRISH MARTIAN WE HAD AN OVER UNDER ON CRATOR COUNTING MAN THESE IRISH MARTIANS ARE AS DUMB AS BEANTOWNJIMS IRISH BUDDIES DOWN ON EARTH SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BEER AND A CHEAP HOOKER I DONT GIVE A F-CK IF SHE IS GREEN.AND LANDAU ANSWERS YOUR RIGHT FISH THIS IS JEW HEAVEN MAN THESE IRISH MARTIANS ARE DUMB I AM GOING TO OPEN A JEWISH SPORTBOOK HERE ON MARS I WILL CALL IT
(JEW-MAR SPORTS) I WILL CATER TO THE IRISH MARTIANS WHO KNOWS MAYBE BEANTOWNJIMS RELATIVES ARE UP HERE ON MARS FISH.OH BOY WHAT A THOUGHT I CAN SEE IT NOW OF COURSE WE HAVE TO GET STEVEN SPIELBURG INVOLVED WE CAN START A MINI SERIES CALLED (2 JEWS LOST IN SPACE)
SORRY BOYS I DID E-MAIL NASA AND BEG THEM TO TAKE A COUPLE OF MORE JEWS WITH THEM BUT NASA SAID ONE TOKEN JEW WAS ENOUGH MAYBE NEXT TIME FELLAS.