1. 12-07-11 05:41 PM #1
    sideloaded
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    UBS: Buy Gold, Canned food and Weapons

    "I suppose there might be some assets worthy of consideration—precious metals, for example. But other metals would make wise investments, too. Among them tinned goods and small calibre weapons."
    -UBS, in case of eurozone disintegration and global meltdown.
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  2. 12-07-11 05:42 PM #2
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    Might be good advice
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  3. 12-07-11 05:44 PM #3
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    seriously, who the fuk wants to live like that?
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  4. 12-07-11 05:46 PM #4
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    I hope they push this rubbish. A nice little panic would make some stocks I've been eying cheaper.
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  5. 12-07-11 05:50 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrmarket View Post
    I hope they push this rubbish. A nice little panic would make some stocks I've been eying cheaper.


    Sharp.

    I daydream about nice little panics.
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  6. 12-07-11 05:51 PM #6
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    seriously, who the fuk wants to live like that?
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  7. 12-07-11 05:51 PM #7
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    always looking for an excuse to get another gun
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  8. 12-07-11 06:02 PM #8
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    don't waste the time and money buying gold, buy canned tuna, rice and beans.
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  9. 12-20-11 02:39 AM #9
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    dont forget about stocking up water
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  10. 12-20-11 02:41 AM #10
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    bullets and gasoline are the currency once it all goes to sh*t
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  11. 12-20-11 02:57 AM #11
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    Just threw 100 lbs of rice and 32 lbs of spam on the food stamp card.
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  12. 12-20-11 05:12 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by JuicedUp View Post
    bullets and gasoline are the currency once it all goes to sh*t
    and sex and food and batteries and a couple other things...
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  13. 12-20-11 10:34 AM #13
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    In the U.S., guns will be the new gold if people continue to get so panicky. My advice, buy cheap shotguns and flip them to people who know nothing about guns. Double your money...guaranteed!
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