1. 12-06-11 08:04 PM #1
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    Has King Mayan been seen lately ?

    COLTON, Calif. (AP) — Police say a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder savagely beat a Southern California couple at their home, leaving them in critical condition.
    The Sun of San Bernardino (http://bit.ly/uen2Vt ) says 22-year-old Ruben Arzu apparently was under the influence of steroids and other drugs, and it took four police officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain him.
    Police say the couple came home late Saturday to find Arzu naked on the front porch of their home in Colton.
    When Arzu was confronted by the 35-year-old husband, police say the bodybuilder attacked the man, causing major head trauma.
    The man's wife called 911. Police say Arzu then picked her up and threw her around, causing facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head.
    Arzu was booked on suspicion of attempted homicide.
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  2. 12-06-11 08:06 PM #2
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  3. 12-06-11 08:10 PM #3
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    This can't be Mayan...he's said there's not a pair of handcuff's made that can hold him
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  4. 12-06-11 08:16 PM #4
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    what about 4 pairs??

    " it took four police officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain him"
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  5. 12-06-11 08:25 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    This can't be Mayan...he's said there's not a pair of handcuff's made that can hold him
    Is he green, wears ripped purple pants and is a tad dumb when speaking?
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  6. 12-06-11 08:28 PM #6
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    King is a gentle giant...no way it's him.

    If the story would have read "came home to find bodybuilder in tears on porch and crying for companionship...seeking long walks on the beach and picnics in the park" I would say it's an 85% chance it's our boy Mayan.
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  7. 12-06-11 08:29 PM #7
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    LA County jail.
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  8. 12-06-11 08:30 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    King is a gentle giant...no way it's him.

    If the story would have read "came home to find bodybuilder in tears on porch and crying for companionship...seeking long walks on the beach and picnics in the park" I would say it's an 85% chance it's our boy Mayan.

    The only part that sounds like Mayan is the naked on the porch part....all of that other stuff is a stretch
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  9. 12-06-11 08:39 PM #9
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    mayan is no bodybuilder, fraud maybe
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  10. 12-06-11 08:42 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post

    Is he green, wears ripped purple pants and is a tad dumb when speaking?
    Not sure about the first two. But the third description is spot on!
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  11. 12-06-11 09:41 PM #11
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  12. 12-06-11 10:10 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    King is a gentle giant...no way it's him.

    If the story would have read "came home to find bodybuilder in tears on porch and crying for companionship...seeking long walks on the beach and picnics in the park" I would say it's an 85% chance it's our boy Mayan.
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  13. 12-06-11 10:29 PM #13
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    Big Sureno is around.
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  14. 12-06-11 11:32 PM #14
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    Mayan has only been booked for selling dodgy juice to guidos.
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