1. 12-03-11 04:23 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Guys How Is My Game?? Simulated Voice Mail To A Chick

    I need help man.. I hit bottom when I got busted posting a pic of a fake girl that I claimed I met in Subway

    I think pretty good

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  2. 12-03-11 04:28 PM #2
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    Doing the same thing but expecting different results.
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  3. 12-03-11 04:49 PM #3
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    On a scale of 1 to 10 it gets a 1. My girl watched it and said it was just sad and creepy.
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  4. 12-03-11 04:52 PM #4
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  5. 12-03-11 04:54 PM #5
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    chicks love being called broads...
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  6. 12-03-11 04:58 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    On a scale of 1 to 10 it gets a 1. My girl watched it and said it was just sad and creepy.
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  7. 12-03-11 05:05 PM #7
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    I cant remember the guy's name but he would post video's of him banging girls in the country he lived...somewhere is South America. He even had a maid and thought about banging her too. What was that guy's name?.......anyway...you need to find that guy, have him send a few hookers over on a boat and be done with it. Otherwise a Russian mailorder bride or an asian massage palor would be my next stop.
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  8. 12-03-11 05:06 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Sorry jj. Truth hurts. You sound like a guy trying to sell some penny stock from a boiler room. Next time you come to Vegas I will get you laid by a woman if you can just not talk very much.
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  9. 12-03-11 05:06 PM #9
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    Aww LL, making up a girlfriend? Oh boy...

    While I love the idea of a gambling outfit... do you wear that out when trying to hit on girls?

    Tied up? Broad? Stuck out? Striking? oh boy...

    Assertive? Aggressive? Yikes.

    JJ the youtube stalled after the "If you don't call me back within 24 hours seriously wondering what you have of hers that you are holding for random...


    Whew just lose your number.

    hmmmm perhaps shari and I should discuss making you a project. The transformation of jjgold
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  10. 12-03-11 05:11 PM #10
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  11. 12-03-11 05:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    Aww LL, making up a girlfriend? Oh boy...

    While I love the idea of a gambling outfit... do you wear that out when trying to hit on girls?

    Tied up? Broad? Stuck out? Striking? oh boy...

    Assertive? Aggressive? Yikes.

    JJ the youtube stalled after the "If you don't call me back within 24 hours seriously wondering what you have of hers that you are holding for random...


    Whew just lose your number.

    hmmmm perhaps shari and I should discuss making you a project. The transformation of jjgold
    That is a real mission impossible. Better chance of him having dreadlocks than game with ladies. He makes zeta seem semi-smooth.
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  12. 12-03-11 05:14 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    That is a real mission impossible. Better chance of him having dreadlocks than game with ladies. He makes zeta seem semi-smooth.
    I like a challenge
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  13. 12-03-11 05:17 PM #13
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    Get something through your thick head...we will NEVER see you as a sexual stud....you're chick repellent you fuk
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  14. 12-03-11 05:18 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    I like a challenge
    Best of luck. Make it into a documentary for sbrtv. JJ is sbr's Chaz Bono.
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  15. 12-03-11 05:21 PM #15
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    I thought it was pretty good, I was not joking around in video
    I was confident also, I basically used the strategy I do not need here and did not sound desperate
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  16. 12-03-11 05:26 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I thought it was pretty good, I was not joking around in video
    I was confident also, I basically used the strategy I do not need here and did not sound desperate
    That is a good strategy, but a bit contradictory to the comment of multiple text messages....

    Yes, you did appear confident but perhaps maybe just a tad too confident. It's a fine line to navigate.
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  17. 12-03-11 05:26 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    Aww LL, making up a girlfriend? Oh boy... While I love the idea of a gambling outfit... do you wear that out when trying to hit on girls? Tied up? Broad? Stuck out? Striking? oh boy... Assertive? Aggressive? Yikes. JJ the youtube stalled after the "If you don't call me back within 24 hours seriously wondering what you have of hers that you are holding for random... Whew just lose your number. hmmmm perhaps shari and I should discuss making you a project. The transformation of jjgold
    This is what im talkin bout. A tan, shaved head and nice mo will transform this uber shut-in into Jersey Shore's hootest piece of mancake...
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  18. 12-03-11 05:27 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Get something through your thick head...we will NEVER see you as a sexual stud....you're chick repellent you fuk
    Aww now, chick repellent is a bit strong, he just needs some finesse.

    He definitely appears to have many good qualities it's just making those qualities shine
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  19. 12-03-11 05:39 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post

    Aww now, chick repellent is a bit strong, he just needs some finesse.

    He definitely appears to have many good qualities it's just making those qualities shine
    A polished turd is still a turd. His head is shiny though.
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  20. 12-03-11 05:47 PM #20
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    What a stud!! Probably second only to Zeta when it comes to being a playa
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  21. 12-03-11 05:52 PM #21
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    Fuk you Shady

    Girls must love Albinos like you.... you white haired prick.

    I have game but not looks
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  22. 12-03-11 06:08 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Get something through your thick head...we will NEVER see you as a sexual stud....you're chick repellent you fuk
    stop hurting his feelings..
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  23. 12-03-11 06:15 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by tanner40 View Post
    Doing the same thing but expecting different results.

    I believe Einstein said that is Insanity
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  24. 12-03-11 06:43 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondie View Post
    Aww now, chick repellent is a bit strong, he just needs some finesse.

    He definitely appears to have many good qualities it's just making those qualities shine

    Screw that...if you want to play Dr Ruth with him by all means I'm his reality check...he has a better chance of being struck by lightening then landing a high quality of the female persuasion Of course if you can somehow put a Giant Eraser to wipe the internet clean then maybe I'll change my mind
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  25. 12-03-11 06:43 PM #25
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    JJ you need to lose the nasally New York lawyer accent, "shiksas" don't dig that these days.
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  26. 12-03-11 09:04 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by numismatist View Post
    JJ you need to lose the nasally New York lawyer accent, "shiksas" don't dig that these days.
    Thats how I talk man, you might not think so but I am very educated and well spoken

    We all talk like this..man you guys want me to rollover and be a pussy in the voice mail??

    Around here the man is in charge at all times, if not your labeled as a panty licker
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  27. 12-03-11 09:07 PM #27
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    You do better when talking to Hookers & CD'ers
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  28. 12-03-11 09:35 PM #28
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    come on jj

    it is ok to be sbr's top "corker"
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  29. 12-03-11 11:23 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    come on jj

    it is ok to be sbr's top "corker"
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  30. 12-03-11 11:37 PM #30
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    Keep up the confidence, jj. You got this.
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  31. 12-04-11 12:12 AM #31
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    I look forward to tomorrow's video.
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  32. 12-04-11 01:19 AM #32
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    what in the world is that?
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  33. 12-04-11 01:22 AM #33
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    Haven't seen a JJ vid in a while.

    Good to see they're still as hilarious as ever
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  34. 12-04-11 01:22 AM #34
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    Rock bottom may be your video. IT is fraught with plagiarism. You are better than this...

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  35. 12-04-11 01:34 AM #35
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