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    PAULYPOKER
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    Detroit Lions auto-fade will be positive cashflow for rest of season.....

    After the debacle I witnessed on Thanksgiving, the Lions are the most undisciplined team in the NFL, 95% of this problem is due to their ridiculous childish leader Jim Schwartz, especially after the stunt he pulled in conclusion of getting defeated by the 49ers, taking a swing at Jim Harbaugh,Lions have been on a steady decline ever since.you know the saying "what monkey sees is what monkey does",so they now have no shot whatsoever to make playoffs and this will continue until they find a qualified highly moralized respected head coach to replace this clown.........

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    It seems that the only monkey around here ( you ) did not see that Harbaugh actually threw the first "punch" unintentionally. Harbaugh was a little too excited and gave Schwartz a hard slap on the back as he was extending his other hand to shake. Schwartz got slammed in the back and, not realizing it was unintentional, wanted to ask Harbaugh wtf --- at which time Harbaugh seemed to be in a hurry to get off the field. Perhaps this does demonstrate a little lack of discipline, but hardly what anyone in his right mind would find fault with under the circumstances. I am not going to bother checking to see if the Lions get more penalties than the average, but it would appear that you are reading way too much into this minor incident. Go ahead and place bets using this rationale --- you can't do any worse than you do with any of your other posted plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    .....you know the saying "what monkey sees is what monkey does"
    Its "Monkey see, monkey do."



    The Lions ain't out of this just yet. If they win 2 of the next 5 games they are in the running for a wild card.

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    Pauly, do u just repeat what u hear on PTI?

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    This just in: Lions win the rest of their regular season games!

    jk jk Pauly.

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    laugh now kiss my ass later.................

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    I'm with you Pauly. Teams that lack discipline always fall apart this time of the year.

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    He's dead right here...Lions are the dumbest team in the league and take their cue from a immature head coach. The Lions are one of the most penalized teams in the league negating the talent they have on their roster; they continually can't get out of their own way.

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    ............. i see them goin' 2-3 SU in the last 5 games. ATS depends on individual game spreads.
    they can beat MIN & SDG(who seriously lacks pocket protection) and lose @ NOR, OAK & GNB.

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    well this pretty much cinches it.. Lions win the Superbowl.

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    dont understand why they dont throw megatron the ball around 20 times a game. and anything in the redzone, just lob it up to him

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    Lions again Showing their true colors tonight to no surprise.....

    Penalties 11-109
    Lead by this clown

    ..

    Like I said auto fade 1-0
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    Nice thread Pauly. It was fun to watch Detroit trash themselves with my money on NO. Not too often you get to see the opposing team trying just as hard as yours to win your bet for you.

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    Watch out for next week, Lions didn't play a bad 2nd half; could carry over against a weak Minn. team in a must win spot for Detroit.

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    2011 Detroit Lions = 2009 Denver Broncos

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    lions have lost games they should have, chill out , they are still rebuilding

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    The Lions will never win, just like 25 other teams in the NFL. They are the NFC Raiders. Be happy with sniffing the playoffs each year, that is all I am sorry. The Packers and Bears are in this division, those organizations have so much more it isn't even funny. I am sorry but I do respect fans that keep showing up hoping. Good luck!

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    Penalties 10-76

    Failed to cover ATS....

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    Another Winner!!!
    3-0,
    on this theory.....................

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    Team Stat Comparison














    DET
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    Penalties9-7210-86
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    San Diego looked real good yesterday. During the game the announcer stated that since they acquired Rivers they are 24-2 in December. I think your good to go with Chargers on Christmas Eve

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    I have been agreeing with you wholeheartedly. I'm going to eat up Chargers+3 for next week.

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    Profit continues today on the Detroit fade...........

    3 and 0 since I started this

    San Diego +113

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    Didn't Detroit beat Oakland as a 1 point favorite?

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    However due to the manipulating line movement, I will not be surprised one bit if Detroit win this one and covers ATS...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BranchDavidian View Post
    Didn't Detroit beat Oakland as a 1 point favorite?
    that line was any where from Pk to -3 Detroit....

    I had Oak at +1.5

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    Brandon Lang for Saturday, 12/24

    My XXX Dime selection is on the Chargers over the Lions. The current line is +2 in Vegas and offshore.


    This all but guarantees Detroit will cover
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    Lions will win today at home. They need this game.

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