1. 11-19-11 05:12 PM #1
    Lazy-Man
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    Most legit way to get $1300 in 2 days?

    Down $1300 to local and don't have anything at all. Absolutely no credit which would make it impossible to get a loan. What can I do? Best answer(s) gets points
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  2. 11-19-11 05:14 PM #2
    jjgold
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    Loan Shark??

    Payment plan with local, dont fukkin hide Son from him
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  3. 11-19-11 05:15 PM #3
    Dirty Sanchez
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    Find your local central part of the city....locate a dark alley....give out helmet shines for $25 a pop....at $100 an hour you could be home free within a few hours of work
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  4. 11-19-11 05:17 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy-Man View Post
    Down $1300 to local and don't have anything at all. Absolutely no credit which would make it impossible to get a loan. What can I do? Best answer(s) gets points
    Do you have a bank acct and a job??? No credit doesn't make it impossible to get a loan just more difficult.
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  5. 11-19-11 05:18 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Find your local central part of the city....locate a dark alley....give out helmet shines for $25 a pop....at $100 an hour you could be home free within a few hours of work
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  6. 11-19-11 05:19 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Loan Shark??

    Payment plan with local, dont fukkin hide Son from him
    Or hot tub party...right JJ???
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  7. 11-19-11 05:19 PM #7
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    Shouldn't have bet with no money in the first place. Do everyone a favor and put a bullet in your head!
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  8. 11-19-11 05:20 PM #8
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    Definitely set up a payment plan. Talk to him and let him know your situation. Do not gamble what little money you have left to try and build it up
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  9. 11-19-11 05:20 PM #9
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    when he calls and asks you for his money tell him you have amnesia and don't gamble

    you dont even like sports, he must be out of his freakin mind
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  10. 11-19-11 05:21 PM #10
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    1- Borrow from friends / family.
    2- Title loan if you own your car?
    3- Pawn stuff
    4- Sell stuff tomorrow at a local flea market if you have one or craigslist
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  11. 11-19-11 05:22 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    when he calls and asks you for his money tell him you have amnesia and don't gamble

    you dont even like sports, he must be out of his freakin mind
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  12. 11-19-11 05:25 PM #12
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    OR
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  13. 11-19-11 05:34 PM #13
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    Fade picks listed in Players Talk
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  14. 11-19-11 05:36 PM #14
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    2nd job....run....stop gambling....top 3 pieces of advice in proper order
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  15. 11-19-11 05:37 PM #15
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    Blood bank.
    Medical experiments?
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  16. 11-19-11 06:05 PM #16
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    Don't hide. Make a payment plan. They want money, not to hurt you over 1300. You can't live in fear. That's the worst way to live. Even if a problem is scary and doesn't get solved immediately, be aggressive in showing remorse and don't let it happen again. Bottom line - don't hide. Even if you're able to, you're going to be nervous. Not worth it. Good luck.

    I was in that situation when I was a young adult, 20 years ago. I would always have my friend put in my bets but I decided to stop that. I was beyond scared. (I'm not a wimpy guy, just never dealt with these type of characters before). The guy raised his voice and I made a payment plan and stuck with it. I never went that route again.
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  17. 11-19-11 06:07 PM #17
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    I didn't reply because you said points, I replied because I was you in the late 80's and scared. I don't want anyone to ever feel the way that I did
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  18. 11-19-11 06:16 PM #18
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    Will2survive I am in the same situation as you were. Young guy in his 20s betting on his friends account through a local. But this is my 2nd time I've done this. I lost a lot more the first time and had to go through a payment plan. I don't want to disappoint him and myself again
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  19. 11-19-11 06:18 PM #19
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    Man up, set up a $100 a week payment plan, and learn from the experience.
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  20. 11-19-11 06:19 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Find your local central part of the city....locate a dark alley....give out helmet shines for $25 a pop....at $100 an hour you could be home free within a few hours of work
    Solid answer here. I think that would work out well.
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  21. 11-19-11 06:19 PM #21
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    Misdeamnor larceny .... Fence the shit ... If you are successful you pay the man. If you aren't then you are tucked safely away in County ...
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  22. 11-19-11 06:19 PM #22
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    find a ex gf with some cash lay the pipe down on her like you never did before then after she cums a few times hit her up for some cash
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  23. 11-19-11 06:20 PM #23
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    bet $1200 on an 8 o'clock game???
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  24. 11-19-11 06:21 PM #24
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    dude you have one option unless you can sell something or borrow the money

    Call him and tell him you're sorry but you fukked up and you'' pay him in payments

    Not the end of the world, it happens all the time

    Youll be fine
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  25. 11-19-11 06:22 PM #25
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    Everyone gets caught speeding at least once in there life.The smart ones learn the first time. Be smart.

    Tell him you screwed up. Pay it off over several weeks or months. Learn from it.

    Take care of it and no bets while you do so. Understand what this is all about.

    If you find yourself in this spot again, you are destined to be broke.

    If you learn from it, it's money well spent.

    Live and learn.

    You will be better off for it in the long run.

    Best of Luck.
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  26. 11-19-11 06:57 PM #26
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    I have so many vids on this subject but all are gone from sbr.tv

    I could of helped you man
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  27. 11-19-11 06:59 PM #27
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    Sounds like now would be a good time to gamble.
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  28. 11-19-11 07:20 PM #28
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    Bookie makes nothing if he hurts you. You still have all the leverage. Pay the man anyway u can. But don't be scared. The hurting people doesn't exist anymore except for the movies. Be a man and tell him what u can pay weekly. He has no choice but to accept
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  29. 11-19-11 08:00 PM #29
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    Call the FBI
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  30. 11-19-11 08:46 PM #30
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    call in your death to the obit section of the newspaper and send the book a copy of the article. free and clear!!!
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  31. 11-19-11 08:53 PM #31
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    5 team NFL parlay?
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  32. 11-19-11 08:59 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    5 team NFL parlay?
    Yeah this for sure. Parlays are the way to go ESPECIALLY for NFL games!
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  33. 11-19-11 08:59 PM #33
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    any money you get to pay off this money will cost you more money thus making you further ******. Do you not got this? **** americans are ******* stupid.
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  34. 11-19-11 09:04 PM #34
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    honestly if anyone of us knew a legit way to get that much in 2 days, i doubt they'll spend much time on here or even tell u how to do it..gl.
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  35. 11-19-11 09:05 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    dude you have one option unless you can sell something or borrow the money

    Call him and tell him you're sorry but you fukked up and you'' pay him in payments

    Not the end of the world, it happens all the time

    Youll be fine
    this..just be straight with him. they cant get paid if you're dead..just sayin
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