1. 01-12-09 10:08 AM #1
    Casperwaits
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    You Know You Might Be A SBR Forum Degen.....

    10. When you imitate smiley faces after a sentence in a verbal conversation.

    9. You get upset when someone posts their "Lock of The Week" before you do, and it's you pick

    8. Rogue Scholars' sexuality is the leading topic of conversation at your dinner table

    7. JJ Gold uses you as a reference on his resume

    6. You care as much about your SBR Best Bet Pick which you have $20 on as much as you care about the 3 team parlay you just dropped $100 on.

    5. You get nervous when you get an infraction

    4. Your wife/girlfriend/husband/Twinkie calls SBR your mistress

    3. When you reach 1000 posts you celebrate with a thread about you reaching 1000 posts

    2. You go on SBR first thing in the morning before you shower, shave, brush your teeth, or look at porn

    1. You take time to read my stupid lists
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  2. 01-12-09 10:26 AM #2
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    You have text messaged at church during the funeral of grandpa to find out the score of a game.
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  3. 01-12-09 10:28 AM #3
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    good stuff Casper...

    I feel a little depressed after that laugh
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  4. 01-12-09 10:31 AM #4
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    bea arthur was under-rated
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  5. 01-12-09 10:35 AM #5
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    I was kinda partial to Rue McClanahan
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  6. 01-12-09 10:46 AM #6
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  7. 01-12-09 10:56 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    You have text messaged at church during the funeral of grandpa to find out the score of a game.

    good one... I'm always getting on the internet to check scores at innapropriate times.. I'm a master at hiding it from my girlfriend
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  8. 01-12-09 11:08 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casperwaits View Post
    10. When you imitate smiley faces after a sentence in a verbal conversation.
    Funny you should mention it. I do this after almost every sentence I speak:

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  9. 01-12-09 12:28 PM #9
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    Wow Casper, this was your best list yet. I feel like I need to go to confession after this one...SBR is obviously my guiltiest pleasure.

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  10. 01-13-09 12:04 PM #10
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    when you see that Teela is posting and you get boner.


    sorry Casper
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  11. 01-13-09 12:47 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxx View Post
    bea arthur was under-rated
    I agree Bea Arthur was very under-rated...

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  12. 01-13-09 12:49 PM #12
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    some people eat, sleep, and drink SBRforum.com
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  13. 01-13-09 01:21 PM #13
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    wow i thought i was free from this one when i reached #2
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  14. 01-13-09 02:06 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    when you see that Teela is posting and you get boner.


    sorry Casper
    Yes, when I see Teela is online, I am happy. Not boner happy, but happy nonetheless. I am MAN hear me roar.
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  15. 01-13-09 02:24 PM #15
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    When you are willing to bet an SBR tattoo.
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  16. 01-13-09 02:37 PM #16
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    Unreal.

    7 out of 10.

    I should start laying off this juice
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  17. 01-13-09 02:39 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Panic View Post
    When you are willing to bet an SBR tattoo.

    I suck as an SBR member by not getting the tattoo yet. The last month or so has been rough, and I have put using any of my hard earned money on a tat. I will get the SBR logo on the shoulder as soon as I get myself settled...I PROMISE.
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  18. 01-16-11 11:47 PM #18
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  19. 01-17-11 08:02 AM #19
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  20. 01-17-11 08:04 AM #20
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    When you are really depressed because you lost all your betpoints in the sportsbook.
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  21. 01-17-11 08:05 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casperwaits View Post

    2. You go on SBR first thing in the morning before you shower, shave, brush your teeth, or look at porn

    Spot on.... you nailed exactly what I am right now.
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  22. 01-17-11 08:13 AM #22
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    Great list. Nicely done.
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  23. 01-17-11 08:58 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casperwaits View Post
    10. When you imitate smiley faces after a sentence in a verbal conversation.

    9. You get upset when someone posts their "Lock of The Week" before you do, and it's you pick

    8. Rogue Scholars' sexuality is the leading topic of conversation at your dinner table

    7. JJ Gold uses you as a reference on his resume

    6. You care as much about your SBR Best Bet Pick which you have $20 on as much as you care about the 3 team parlay you just dropped $100 on.

    5. You get nervous when you get an infraction

    4. Your wife/girlfriend/husband/Twinkie calls SBR your mistress

    3. When you reach 1000 posts you celebrate with a thread about you reaching 1000 posts

    2. You go on SBR first thing in the morning before you shower, shave, brush your teeth, or look at porn

    1. You take time to read my stupid lists
    #3 is the one I find extremely funny, the clowns who make threads to celebrate posting number milestones. They think it's a great achievement and all it is, is proof they're a loser.
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  24. 01-17-11 09:07 AM #24
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    You know you are a SBR Degen when you assume a sbr User is female and you start replying at her quotes for the hell of it.
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  25. 01-17-11 09:13 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    #3 is the one I find extremely funny, the clowns who make threads to celebrate posting number milestones. They think it's a great achievement and all it is, is proof they're a loser.
    OB...yeah...then they want to know where their 1000 point milestone bonus is at
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