WELL BOYS IT WAS TOUCH AND GO FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM IT ALL STARTED ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO I WAS UP 1600 WITH MY LOCAL GUY LARRY ON FRIDAY THEN WHEN THE WEEKEND WAS OVER I WAS DOWN 2200 YOU MIGHT SAY I HAD A BAD WEEK.I NOTICED I WAS GETTING A LOT OF HEARTBURN SO I WROTE IT OFF AS STRESS FROM LOSING MONEY AND FEELING DEPRESSED.
WELL FELLAS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I CHECKED INTO THE MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL COMPLAINING OF CHEST PAIN AND TIGHTNESS IN MY CHEST.BOYS I WENT THROUGH EVERY TEST KNOWN TO MAN NUCLEAR HEART SCAN,BLOOD TESTS,CARDIO SCANS,STRESS TEST,THEY WANTED TO SEE IF I HAD A HEART ATTACK BOYS MY LOVELY WIFE WAS CRYING I TOLD HER NOT TO TELL MY MOTHER OR OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS AND OF COURSE SHE DID.HERE I AM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A HEART MACHINE GOING 24 HOURS A DAY TRACKING MY EVERY BEAT AND MY FAMILY MEMBERS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I WAS DEAD I KNEW HE WOULDNT LIVE LONG I HEARD SOMEBODY SAID YOU CANT EAT LOUSY FOOD,SMOKE CIGARS,DRINK BEERS WITH THOSE FOOLS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND GET AWAY WITH IT.BOYS THE FAMILY HAD ME WRITTEN OFF FOR DEAD DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE HOOKED UP TO A MACHINE FOR 2 DAYS AND EVERYBODY SAYING YOUR A GONNA
WELL BOYS THE GOOD NEWS IS BEANTOWNJIM IS CLEARED FOR GAMBLING NO HEART TROUBLE AT ALL I PASSED EVERY TEST AND DID NOT SUFFER A STROKE OR HEART ATTACK A MINOR SCARE FELLAS BUT I AM BACK.BOYS I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT THEY DID WANT TO GIVE ME A PILL FOR MY HEART BUT F-CK THAT I NEVER FILLED THE PRESCRIPTION I DONT FEEL LIKE TAKING MEDICINE TO MANY SIDE AFFECTS.
THEY WANT ME TO CHECK IN WITH MY PRIMARY DOCTOR WITH MY RESULTS BUT THE JEW DR. WAXMAN WILL PROBABLY BE DISAPPOINTED THAT I AM O.K. AND PRESCRIBE CIONIDE MIXED WITH COOL ADE.I KNOW MY PRIMARY DOCTOR DOESNT LIKE ME IT ALL STEMS BACK TO WHEN HE WANTED TO GIVE ME A PHYSICAL AND TOUCH MY PENIS I SAID WOW HOLD ON DOC LETS DO THIS ANOTHER TIME I WOULD LAY EVEN MONEY THAT WAXMAN IS A F AG AFTER ALL HE IS JEWISH 57 YEARS OLD NO KIDS AND HE WEARS CROCS
BOYS I AM STILL ALIVE AND KICKING ONCE AGAIN BEANTOWNJIM BEATS THE odds