[BEANTOWNJIM]

WELL BOYS IT WAS TOUCH AND GO FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR YOUR OLD BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM IT ALL STARTED ABOUT 2 WEEKS AGO I WAS UP 1600 WITH MY LOCAL GUY LARRY ON FRIDAY THEN WHEN THE WEEKEND WAS OVER I WAS DOWN 2200 YOU MIGHT SAY I HAD A BAD WEEK.I NOTICED I WAS GETTING A LOT OF HEARTBURN SO I WROTE IT OFF AS STRESS FROM LOSING MONEY AND FEELING DEPRESSED.

WELL FELLAS TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I CHECKED INTO THE MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL COMPLAINING OF CHEST PAIN AND TIGHTNESS IN MY CHEST.BOYS I WENT THROUGH EVERY TEST KNOWN TO MAN NUCLEAR HEART SCAN,BLOOD TESTS,CARDIO SCANS,STRESS TEST,THEY WANTED TO SEE IF I HAD A HEART ATTACK BOYS MY LOVELY WIFE WAS CRYING I TOLD HER NOT TO TELL MY MOTHER OR OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS AND OF COURSE SHE DID.HERE I AM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A HEART MACHINE GOING 24 HOURS A DAY TRACKING MY EVERY BEAT AND MY FAMILY MEMBERS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I WAS DEAD I KNEW HE WOULDNT LIVE LONG I HEARD SOMEBODY SAID YOU CANT EAT LOUSY FOOD,SMOKE CIGARS,DRINK BEERS WITH THOSE FOOLS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND GET AWAY WITH IT.BOYS THE FAMILY HAD ME WRITTEN OFF FOR DEAD DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE HOOKED UP TO A MACHINE FOR 2 DAYS AND EVERYBODY SAYING YOUR A GONNA

WELL BOYS THE GOOD NEWS IS BEANTOWNJIM IS CLEARED FOR GAMBLING NO HEART TROUBLE AT ALL I PASSED EVERY TEST AND DID NOT SUFFER A STROKE OR HEART ATTACK A MINOR SCARE FELLAS BUT I AM BACK.BOYS I STILL FEEL LIKE SHIT THEY DID WANT TO GIVE ME A PILL FOR MY HEART BUT F-CK THAT I NEVER FILLED THE PRESCRIPTION I DONT FEEL LIKE TAKING MEDICINE TO MANY SIDE AFFECTS.

THEY WANT ME TO CHECK IN WITH MY PRIMARY DOCTOR WITH MY RESULTS BUT THE JEW DR. WAXMAN WILL PROBABLY BE DISAPPOINTED THAT I AM O.K. AND PRESCRIBE CIONIDE MIXED WITH COOL ADE.I KNOW MY PRIMARY DOCTOR DOESNT LIKE ME IT ALL STEMS BACK TO WHEN HE WANTED TO GIVE ME A PHYSICAL AND TOUCH MY PENIS I SAID WOW HOLD ON DOC LETS DO THIS ANOTHER TIME I WOULD LAY EVEN MONEY THAT WAXMAN IS A F AG AFTER ALL HE IS JEWISH 57 YEARS OLD NO KIDS AND HE WEARS CROCS

BOYS I AM STILL ALIVE AND KICKING ONCE AGAIN BEANTOWNJIM BEATS THE odds

[Grits n' Gravy]

Great story. Just what the world needed; another old, useless drunk Irishman. At least your wife got some black dick while you were in hospital.

[bigboydan]

Sounds like the bad week could have been much worse if you didn't pull through like you did sir.

Whatever happen to that lawnmower?

[vyomguy]

welcome back beantownjim.

[daimoshokage]

Glad your back and well BTJ.. You're an asset in the forum.. The nigerians missed you.. just look at GritsnGravy..

[VegasInsider]

Glad to hear you're OK, Jim. I always enjoy reading your posts...very animated and reminds me of my family back in Brockton, with all the tales of Irishman and boozehounds.

Do yourself a favor and sit back, enjoy the Sox game tomorrow night and find some nice, easy winners this weekend.

[YorkHunt]

welcome back

[mh217]

"cionide and cool ade"...i think we need an sbr spelling bee...lol

[ZetaPsi808]

HE WANTED TO GIVE ME A PHYSICAL AND TOUCH MY PENIS I SAID WOW HOLD ON DOC LETS DO THIS ANOTHER TIME I WOULD LAY EVEN MONEY THAT WAXMAN IS A F AG AFTER ALL HE IS JEWISH 57 YEARS OLD NO KIDS AND HE WEARS CROCS

[Cap dat 4ss]

So basically you had some heart burn and are chalking it up to a near death experience. You pussy

[laclippers504]

Glad you're ok man.

[wtf]

hope that male nurse did not nail you again in the ass

[Nats' Fan]

Go into the light, you piece of shit.

[Scorpion]

hope that male nurse did not nail you again in the ass

I heard he was black

[eidolon]

make it all back by betting big on New England this coming weekend

[eidolon]

I heard he was black

so he didn't eat him out?

[Ricki Roma]

make it all back by betting big on New England this coming weekend

[raydog]

i wonder how many locals have heard this exact same story....hrrrm....i was gonna pay, but went into the hospital is the absolute oldest one in the book for dodging a weekly payout...we expect better from you beaner..

but just in case, hope you are feeling better buddy

[Grits n' Gravy]

Glad your back and well BTJ.. You're an asset in the forum.. The nigerians missed you.. just look at GritsnGravy..

You should be very careful with your choice of words kid. Be a shame for you to get the stutter smacked out of you. Go help Beantown move his cardboard house down the alley

[daimoshokage]

You should be very careful with your choice of words kid. Be a shame for you to get the stutter smacked out of you. Go help Beantown move his cardboard house down the alley

Are you a nigerian?

[The Prick]

no shit beaner did yer dog eat yer homework alot when you was a little nipper? if your guy gets a lame story like that what do you tell the cable folks when they turn yer shit off?

[mighty maron]

All I see when you post is

This message is hidden because BEANTOWNJIM is on your ignore list.



Learn how to not use ALL CAPS...

[20Four7]

Great story. Just what the world needed; another old, useless drunk Irishman. At least your wife got some black dick while you were in hospital.

Nothing wrong with an old drunk Irishman..... don't forget some of us are black Irish Mofo......

[griz]

another classic

[nenad]

yes i had some chest pains connected to depression maybe antidepressant can help but as you said too many sideeffects

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY NENAD I AM NOT DEPRESSED YOU F-CKING JERK OFF I HAD CHEST PAINS NOT DEPRESSION DONT MAKE ME OUT TO BE A F-CKING NUT JOB FIGHTING DEPRESSION I AM A HAPPY GO LUCKY GUY NOT SOME F-CKING IDIOT LIKE YOU NENAD THAT MIGHT JUMP OFF A BRIDGE OR STAND IN FRONT OF A TRAIN.OH MAN MY HEART JUST STARTED RACING I THINK SBR JOHN SENT THIS SCREW BALL NENAD IN HERE TO GET ME EXCITED

BOYS CHEST PAIN CAN BE A SCARY THING I HAVE LOST ALMOST 20 POUNDS BUT I STILL DONT FEEL JUST RIGHT SOMETIMES I FEEL A SHORTAGE OF BREATH BUT THE DOCTORS GAVE ME A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH.I AM WRITING THIS IN THE FORUM JUST IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS TO ME I WILL HAVE MY MEDICAL HISTORY IN WRITING

THANKS FOR ALL THE KIND WORDS FELLAS IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR BUDDY BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO BE AROUND FOR A WHILE

I HAD TO GRIN WHEN MY HEART RESULTS CAME IN

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I HAD TO LAUGH AT THIS WHILE I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS FANTASTIC 130 OVER 75 IN THAT AREA PERFECT BLOOD PRESSURE HOWEVER THE LAST TIME I WENT TO SEE DR. WAXMAN MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS 145 OVER 84 AND HE WANTED TO PUT ME ON HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE

SEE BOYS I GUESS BEING AROUND F AGS RAISES MY BLOOD PRESSURE I CANT WAIT UNTIL WAXMAN SEES MY BLOOD PRESSURE FROM THE HOSPITAL ALWAYS GET A 2ND OPINION FELLAS DONT BELIEVE WHAT ONE DOCTOR SAYS WAXMAN ALMOST HAD ME ON HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE WHEN I MIGHT NOT HAVE NEEDED IT (I KNEW THIS JEW WAS OUT TO KILL ME)

I KNOW I GOT A CLEAN BILL OF HEALTH BUT I JUST DONT FEEL GREAT I THINK I NEED SOME GAMBLING TO LIFT MY SPIRITS

[jjgold]

Jimmy welcome back

Its time to get back to gambling and get back the money you lost

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY JJGOLD YOUR KIND OF A CHUBBY GUY MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR HEART CHECKED OUT WITH ALL THE STRESS WALKER PUTS YOU THROUGH YOUR A HIGH RISK FOR A HEART ATTACK.

JJGOLD IF YOU DIE WHILE POSTING WE WILL GET A GOOD LAWYER AND SUE JOHNNY WALKER THEN YOU CAN DONATE YOUR SETTLEMENT TO ALL THE POSTERS WE WILL HAVE A CLASS ACTION SUIT AGAINST SBR AND WE ALL MAKE A BUCK OFF YOUR DEATH


THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT IF YOU FEEL ANY DISCOMFORT IN YOUR CHEST AREA GO GET CHECKED OUT YOU DONT WANT TO HAVE A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK WHEN IT COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED

[jjgold]

[Cougar Bait]

Jimmy post your stats

[Cap dat 4ss]

Biggest pussy on the forum -----------------> Mighty Maron. Guy has 63% of posters on ignore. He can't handle a little manly razzin. Yet he comes into this guys thread and responds. Guy has no life

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY COUGAR YOUR A HEART ATTACK IN THE WORKS WITH ALL THAT SHIT YOU COOK AND EAT I AM 52 YEARS OLD COUGAR AND I COULD KICK YOUR ARSE AND YOUR BUTTERBALL FRIEND BROCK LANDERS AT THE SAME TIME

I AM 5 FT 11 INCHES TALL
WEIGHT 224
CHEST 54
WAIST 37/38
BICEPS 16
NECK 18
CALVES 14
PENIS 6 TO 6 1/2

THOSE ARE THE STATS COUGAR FOR MY AGE I AM IN PRETTY GOOD SHAPE BUT UNFORTUNETLY AT THIS AGE YOUR BODY ALSO STARTS TO BREAK DOWN

[stogies]

The only reason any one cares at Sbr if you died or not is we want to know when to start partying to celebrate the world being better off without beanfukkjim. Please tell your wife to post a simple thread like "The Asshole is dead" so we will know.

[I/O]

hey cougar your a heart attack in the works with all that shit you cook and eat i am 52 years old cougar and i could kick your arse and your butterball friend brock landers at the same time

i am 5 ft 11 inches tall
weight 224
chest 54
waist 37/38
biceps 16
neck 18
calves 14
penis 6 to 6 1/2

those are the stats cougar for my age i am in pretty good shape but unfortunetly at this age your body also starts to break down

"step away from the table!"