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    bobbyfk
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    Deuce-Anger Management?

    seem so angry lately big guy...everything ok?

    JJ get Deuce signed up for that Anger Management course that you teach at Rutgers...

    thanks coach

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    Deuce doesn't need anger management Mr.Bobby. All he needs is to have everyone here to stop cajoling him all the time.

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    You mother fukkers all got me hot under the collar. Get off my ball bag and all will be well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    You mother fukkers all got me hot under the collar. Get off my ball bag and all will be well.
    I'm here defending you and you're calling me names. Now that's just cold Deuce.

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    YOU leave deuce alone bobby or i'll put an ad up on craigslist for you.


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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    You mother fukkers all got me hot under the collar. Get off my ball bag and all will be well.
    Weren't too upset to wish me good riddance last night though, were you pal?

    I hope you pinch off the end of your prikk in a tire jack tomorrow.

    You insensitive obese fukk.

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    Are you gonna just sit there and take this stuff Deuce?

    Wheres the Deuce I know who would rob an old lady's purse in order to have some gas money to drive his moms car to hazel park and put $2 on the daily double.

    Snap out of it Deuce!

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    Deuce
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    Danny

    Mellow. No time for these small timers, pal. I have other pricks to battle.

    Spankie, call me.

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    deuce is the biggest softy here and by that im not referring to his body fat but rather his pecker, u vagina snap out of it

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    Heavy guys usually angry people
    I do not get into the fighting back and forth
    He is frustrated
    Danny working with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Heavy guys usually angry people I do not get into the fighting back and forth He is frustrated Danny working with him
    lets work on u getting pro status again

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Heavy guys usually angry people
    I do not get into the fighting back and forth
    He is frustrated
    Danny working with him
    I'm trying to convince Deuce to go on a diet coach however, he seems unwilling. Its too bad too because he would have tons of trim like I did after I lost all the weight. Instead he's choosing tons of tacos.

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    Danny look at this fukkin loser
    Look at his chin
    Odds he cannot see hos rooster because his belly hides is like -900
    faty boy

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    damn deuce looks like you swallowed a lot of aggression and a mountain of dominoes

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    Deuce??

    How can you get laid looking like that??

    Yoru a fukkin mess, your haircut is fukkin pathetic

    Hey did you just put a fukkin bowl on your head and cut it

    You hair look like some sort of fuzz..I swear I have never seen hair like that

    It must be hard being you

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    Deuce always upset this time of year.

    Another NHL season about to start....another year no teams called him for a tryout.

    You tell me....does this fat fukk look like a professional athlete??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Danny look at this fukkin loser
    Look at his chin
    Odds he cannot see hos rooster because his belly hides is like -900
    faty boy
    That's not very nice to say about Deuce, coach. I think I'm going to have to somehow put him on a diet and the first thing I'm going to do about it is cut off his pizza ordering abilities in the SBRstore. Sorry Deuce but it's for your own good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    You tell me....does this fat fukk look like a professional athlete??
    Are you kidding me sir. Deuce is in training right now to become a sumo wrestler and the last time I checked that is a sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan View Post

    Are you kidding me sir. Deuce is in training right now to become a sumo wrestler and the last time I checked that is a sport.



    yup, this is deuce's trainer
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    Link Not Working - Removed-)
    Last edited by SBRAdmin3; 06-26-14 at 01:21 PM.

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    Piling on. You rooster mother fukkers, dont tick me off. Not in the mood. Not funny one fukkin bit.

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    All skin no chin.

    Leave deucey alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Piling on. You rooster mother fukkers, dont tick me off. Not in the mood. Not funny one fukkin bit.
    I'm really trying to help you here Deuce. Let me put you on a diet so we get get you some trim you won't have to pay for a change.

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    should make deuce the site mascot, a big fat failed athlete nailing nines and tens after going to work chasing ambulances

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    damn deuce looks like you swallowed a lot of aggression and a mountain of dominoes
    Deuce need to join the army and let them turn him into a lean mean fighting machine
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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    All skin no chin.

    Leave deucey alone.

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    Deuce loves hamburger..

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    All you mother fukkers meet me at the Detroit Public Library 2pm sharp tomorrow. wtf you slant eyed prick, you too. Fly out here mother fukker. I will take all you stupid fukks on at once. You can use chains and bats too. Fukk off, come at me bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    All you mother fukkers meet me at the Detroit Public Library 2pm sharp tomorrow. wtf you slant eyed prick, you too. Fly out here mother fukker. I will take all you stupid fukks on at once. You can use chains and bats too. Fukk off, come at me bro.
    Calm down Deuce. Your blood pressure is already high enough because you put all that salt on those french fries you eat along with those hamburgers you shakes. I think you really feel you need to seek some treatment for health issues.

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    Deuce just realized he's no longer relevant around here. Everyone just makes fun of how fat he is. Deuce can't even pick a ML winner. He's already ghosting 90% of the time. Deuce just purchased a hover round electric wheelchair for the house.

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    deuce was once relevant around here

    did all this change after urbanspoon.com came about?

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    deuce was once relevant around here
    Deuce is a big timer here at SBR, Mr.Trick. Oh sure he might have gotten a little portly but he still rules the roosters,, err, i mean roost around here.

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