1. #1
    jjgold
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    Proper Way To Conduct Yourself At A Betting Window:Video

    You guys have no clue
    watch this video and learn from a fukkin pro

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcdXiXh2FpQ

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    wtf is that on your head? an octopus?
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    How's that drip, JJ?

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    piano ??? family portraits ???

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    Gotta love when JJ tries to talk like Bobby.... classic moment!!!!

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    good educational Vid!

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    LMAO

    this dude is unbelievably talented and hilarious

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    Nice work guy

    Bobby $13 to win $10

    All these fukkin degens holding up the line with their $20 bets

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    nice china...homo

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    you didnt have to bury slimshady, pal....you didnt fukkin have to bury him like that

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    Wear those tight fukkn panties

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    Genius

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    One of my top 15 vids of all times
    This was a video made about 8 months ago but never released

    Good timing for football season and guys going to Vegas in the upcoming months

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    hawley
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    Coach you are a fukkn stud.

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    jj you fukk

    I do this shit everyday

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    classic video LMFAO

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    LOL, Ummm no cell phones in sports books is the obvious.

    You wear a jacket like that in Vegas even in the fall and you'd melt.

    Also you only need to pay one guy to cut in front of him, so pay the next guy in line for his spot. Then you would be next, why pay 8 guys, if the guys behind the guy you pay complain tell em to beat it.

    But at least you got the betting by rotation number part right.

    but usually the braindeads behind the window punch up a ticket for 11K if you say a side for 10K. Or the very least they ask if you want 11 to win 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wantitall4moi View Post
    LOL, Ummm no cell phones in sports books is the obvious.

    You wear a jacket like that in Vegas even in the fall and you'd melt.

    Also you only need to pay one guy to cut in front of him, so pay the next guy in line for his spot. Then you would be next, why pay 8 guys, if the guys behind the guy you pay complain tell em to beat it.

    But at least you got the betting by rotation number part right.

    but usually the braindeads behind the window punch up a ticket for 11K if you say a side for 10K. Or the very least they ask if you want 11 to win 10.

    Bury this guy jj.

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    Hahahahaha! Oh man this is the funniest thing I've seen posted here so far. Classic.

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    now we know

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    Mods can we get this stickied?

    All posters should view this video.

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    This guy lost his marbles. Someone get him help.

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    the unintentional cough at 2:15 was the best part.

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    There's definitely been a couple times I wish the people in front of me had seen this video.

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    chemicalbrother
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    JJ Gold as video star >>>>>>>>>>>> JJ Gold as a poster.

    also, you really do own that hair piece, huh?

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    bobby get the chocolate off your hands.

    can i have 4 dollar parlay.

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    you should really do something in the entertainment industry id watch it

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    One of the best vids ever, "you dont count the money"

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    JJ can we use these same techniques at the racetrack, or does that require a different set of tactics?
    Need advice here.

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    That rug cost me $650

    Why so cheap??

    It was not styled, I usually get custom pieces, one of rugs got paint on it and I used paint thinner to get it off and fukkin ruined it so need a quick rug at time

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by 13th Inning View Post
    JJ can we use these same techniques at the racetrack, or does that require a different set of tactics?
    Need advice here.
    Racetrack basically the same but I could make a video at the window, some minor differences

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    Everybody gets a 20!

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