1. 08-16-11 01:36 PM #1
    pavyracer
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    Lets make a list of ttwarrior1's excuses of not being a Pro

    1. I spent the $200 on an all you can eat buffet where I ate non-stop for 3 days in a row until the manager kicked me out.
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  2. 08-16-11 01:37 PM #2
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    2. 5dimes won't fund an account with my EBT card.
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  3. 08-16-11 01:40 PM #3
    YorkHunt
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    3. My pants are too tight so I cannot pull the wallet out from my back pocket. In order to do this I have to take my pants off take the wallet out and then put the pants back on. So because of this the grocery store customer service kicked me out.
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  4. 08-16-11 01:44 PM #4
    spankie
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    4. crumbs stuck in keyboard preventing me from submitting pro app.
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  5. 08-16-11 01:45 PM #5
    I/O
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    5. I stink from places I can't reach
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  6. 08-16-11 01:45 PM #6
    ttwarrior1
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  7. 08-16-11 01:45 PM #7
    yisman
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    6. Signed up with all the books already, with zeroes across the board.

    Has had a WillHill account longer than you've been alive.
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  8. 08-16-11 01:45 PM #8
    spankie
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    had to play poker for 12 hours today and then ran 10 miles and took care of mom and sister for another 14 hours.

    too busy.
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  9. 08-16-11 01:47 PM #9
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    7. Ordered 200 cheeseburgers from the dollar menu. Took me 12 hours to eat it, then went to bed. Too busy to submit my application
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  10. 08-16-11 01:47 PM #10
    vyomguy
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    Hasn't called his mom a whore 200 times yet to accumulate 1400 points for the free-play at a sportsbook.
    Last edited by vyomguy; 08-16-11 at 04:13 PM.
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  11. 08-16-11 01:48 PM #11
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    He went to ** to send money to book
    But ate the people working there and the building and his car
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  12. 08-16-11 01:50 PM #12
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    He had a tennis tournament to go to.
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  13. 08-16-11 01:51 PM #13
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    you guys are shaaaaaameful.
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  14. 08-16-11 01:51 PM #14
    YorkHunt
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    He went to the W.U. but the counter had a mirror..he ran away
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  15. 08-16-11 01:52 PM #15
    yisman
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    8. Went to W.U, but dropped transfer slip. Can't bend over far enough to pick it up.
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  16. 08-16-11 01:52 PM #16
    spankie
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    too busy playing on line tennis rated the top 10 in 8-12yrs old wheelchair division.
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  17. 08-16-11 01:52 PM #17
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    He is waiting for his mustache to come in so he can get his modeling career off the ground and get his $200 advance.
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  18. 08-16-11 01:52 PM #18
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    He went to the W U counter but his belly prevented him from being able to reach the worker. They just couldn't hand each other the paperwork.

    Now I'm shameful too.
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  19. 08-16-11 01:54 PM #19
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    The sliding doors at the grocery only slide open so far...
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  20. 08-16-11 01:59 PM #20
    King Mayan
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    Hes too fat to walk so he's in a wheelchair, and his trailer doesn't have wheelchair access, so he can't leave his house to deposit. Fukk him.
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  21. 08-16-11 02:09 PM #21
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    here is TT warriors runner for his western. union's
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  22. 08-16-11 02:11 PM #22
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    9. Have to pay wife 200 dollars for her salon and spa for only one day.
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  23. 08-16-11 02:13 PM #23
    ngates815
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    His Pusssy Hurts
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  24. 08-16-11 02:21 PM #24
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    is a ghost and does not have the money
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  25. 08-16-11 02:22 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    is a ghost and does not have the money
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  26. 08-16-11 02:26 PM #26
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    The lady of the night cost $10 and the syphilis medication cost $190?
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  27. 08-16-11 02:27 PM #27
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    Has to many fantasy football teams (20) to mock draft for.
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  28. 08-16-11 02:29 PM #28
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    too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters
    Last edited by ttwarrior1; 08-16-11 at 02:30 PM. Reason: said so
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  29. 08-16-11 02:32 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters
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  30. 08-16-11 02:32 PM #30
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    making too many youtube videos under the handle: EPIC MEAL TIME
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  31. 08-16-11 02:33 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters
    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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  32. 08-16-11 02:42 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters
    I imagine this is what you think you're doing as you cram in that 7th cheeseburger.
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  33. 08-16-11 02:57 PM #33
    MartinBlank
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    Discover Card will not allow it.
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  34. 08-16-11 04:35 PM #34
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    he is waiting till sbr says they will have super pros for 2K deposits on up.. he is too big time for small shit like $200 which he laughs at.

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  35. 08-16-11 05:59 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    too busy banging all your wife's and moms and sisters and daughters
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