1. 08-13-11 08:08 PM #1
    opie1988
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    Fukk me! At a fukkin' Rodeo tonite.....

    ......Please just go ahead and kill me now!

    A Bank that I'm trying to land as a client is sponsoring a Professional Bull Riders Tour event, so I came simply as a p.r. move. Big fukkin' mistake.

    Having to sit with a bunch of wanna-be cowboy rednecks and watch the fukkin' thing. Totally brutal.

    I'm wearing shorts and topsiders, every
    square fukk around me is in Wranglers and a fukkin' cowboy hat. No doubt they all think I'm a complete douche considering not a SINGLE OTHER GUY IS IN SHORTS. I feel completely gay.

    Please God....get me the fukk out of here!
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  2. 08-13-11 08:27 PM #2
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    What are topsiders?
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  3. 08-13-11 08:28 PM #3
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    Let's get some pics

    Yee-haaaaaw!
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  4. 08-13-11 08:30 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    What are topsiders?
    Shoes, that at this moment, make me feel shockingly gay.
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  5. 08-13-11 08:30 PM #5
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    There has to be some hot b!tches out there. Snap some pics.
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  6. 08-13-11 08:30 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    What are topsiders?
    shoes your grandpap would wear
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  7. 08-13-11 08:31 PM #7
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    make a video of the hick fest
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  8. 08-13-11 08:35 PM #8
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    Wait for the Bull Riding portion....at least you can watch some dudes crash and burn while they get stomped by a pissed off bull
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  9. 08-13-11 08:44 PM #9
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    houston is the place opie ,
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  10. 08-13-11 08:46 PM #10
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    OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

    OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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  11. 08-13-11 08:47 PM #11
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    I want to go to Texas and check out this place, it seems like another world
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  12. 08-13-11 08:50 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

    OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

    OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
    POTM.
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  14. 08-13-11 08:58 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

    OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
    poty possibly.
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  15. 08-13-11 09:04 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY
    COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS
    OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE
    RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
    I thought about the whole "what to wear" thing earlier today. The problem is that I own zero clothes that would fit in
    at this shindig. None.

    I wasn't going to go buy a bunch of cowboy stuff that I'll never wear again for a couple of hours.

    Fukk 'em. I know I look like a homo.

    I just keep telling myself that these rednecks aren't even SBR Pros.

    Doesn't seem to really help.....
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  16. 08-13-11 09:19 PM #16
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    Hey Opie, how's the weather out in Mesquite, fukking 110 degrees??????
    Wait til you see the bull poker, last man sitting at the table WINS, with a 1500 pound Brahma bull tearing up shit all around them, chairs, table, cards fukking flying everywhere. You gotta stay seated to win the money. Funniest fukking shit I have ever seen. Don't leave Opie until you see the monkey, dressed like a cowboy, ride a herding dog. Poor bastard is tied to the dog in a teeny weeny saddle, and takes a ass whipping from hell.

    You gotta love it JJ, only in Texas can you find entertainment like this.

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  17. 08-13-11 09:30 PM #17
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    Just for Opie




    This is the kind of cowboy Opie rocks.
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  18. 08-13-11 09:50 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    I want to go to Texas and check out this place, it seems like another world

    Coach remember when Walker sent you to Texas back in the spring on a business trip. You have already been to Texas.
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  19. 08-13-11 10:01 PM #19
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    Rule #76: No Excuses. Play like a champion.
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  20. 08-13-11 10:03 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEXAS MICKEY View Post
    Hey Opie, how's the weather out in Mesquite, fukking 110 degrees??????
    Wait til you see the bull poker, last man sitting at the table WINS, with a 1500 pound Brahma bull tearing up shit all around them, chairs, table, cards fukking flying everywhere. You gotta stay seated to win the money. Funniest fukking shit I have ever seen. Don't leave Opie until you see the monkey, dressed like a cowboy, ride a herding dog. Poor bastard is tied to the dog in a teeny weeny saddle, and takes a ass whipping from hell.

    You gotta love it JJ, only in Texas can you find entertainment like this.

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  21. 08-14-11 11:11 AM #21
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    Ohhhh opie
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  22. 08-14-11 11:33 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    Ohhhh opie


    Mine are much cooler than that.
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  23. 08-14-11 11:50 AM #23
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    were you in mesquite?
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    Monkies riding dogs!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    were you in mesquite?
    No. Tyler.
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  26. 08-14-11 01:09 PM #26
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    the after party im sure was just like this..

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  27. 08-14-11 01:16 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by firehoyt View Post
    Monkies riding dogs!!!!!
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  28. 08-14-11 01:21 PM #28
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    hoping your rocking some sperrys opie....this frat star would approve
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    Hey Roadtrip,

    Can you post up a pic of that poker game they play with the bull too?????????? The monkey pic is great, people don't believe that shit when you tell them about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    No. Tyler.
    cool , they had one in mesquite this weekend also, just checking partner
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEXAS MICKEY View Post
    Hey Roadtrip,

    Can you post up a pic of that poker game they play with the bull too?????????? The monkey pic is great, people don't believe that shit when you tell them about it.
    I don't go to rodeos, but I did see a monkey riding a dog at Fiesta Oyster Bake last year. Guy had a small ring set up and let 3 dogs loose to "race" with a monkey riding one of the dogs. Wish I had gotten a pic.

    Here is the Rodeo or Cowboy Poker




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    opie at the rodeo wrestling SBR bull...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse4tw View Post
    hoping your rocking some sperrys opie....this frat star would approve
    Only ones i've ever worn.

    Good to see a fellow poster with some class. Unlike iiFold.....I don't wear shower shoes/thongs to restaurants. Who wants to look at peoples toes while you eat?
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  34. 08-14-11 04:08 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    cool , they had one in mesquite this weekend also, just checking partner
    I feel 'ya, pal.
    Been to the Mesquite Rodeo many times when I was growing up.

    Good times.
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  35. 08-14-11 05:01 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post

    Only ones i've ever worn.

    Good to see a fellow poster with some class. Unlike iiFold.....I don't wear shower shoes/thongs to restaurants. Who wants to look at peoples toes while you eat?
    Amen brother.....class and comfort all in one.

    own a brown and white pair myself
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