OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT