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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Dad, I need an oil change. If you have time, please?
    Teela, how about a Cleveland Steamer instead?

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    I'm glad that you and mom got divorced.

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    I just love that pink sign

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    I'm glad that you and mom got divorced.
    Good God, me too. That woman was no good for me.

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    Dad is trying to hit on daughter....

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    Dad.

    You owe me.

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    Speaking of that....

    Dad I need an advance on my allowance. Thanks much!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Speaking of that....

    Dad I need an advance on my allowance. Thanks much!!!
    You're going to upset Willie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AMBlai01 View Post
    Dad is trying to hit on daughter....
    Mind your own business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Speaking of that....

    Dad I need an advance on my allowance. Thanks much!!!
    Ah, yes...you need money. Of course.

    Look, take what you have and put all on the OVER in tonight's college football game. You can thank me later. They may score 700 points in this game.

    Seriously, bet the over.

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    Someone is playing tonight????


    Teela....this is money we are talking about. As long as I split it with Willie Bee, he is cool.

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    Dad.

    The maid is pregnant ... she says its urs.


    Im telling mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shark79 View Post
    Dad.

    The maid is pregnant ... she says its urs.


    Im telling mom.
    She's lying. Your Sister tried to pull the exact same shit last week.

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    Yeah ...

    Well .. my step sis is pregnant ... she says its urs.

    Im telling mom.

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    damn these crazy bitches...

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    this is interesting thread

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    Did any of you kids listen to Dad and play the over in tonight's football game?

    I hope you listened to Dad.

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    I didn't.

    I'm listening to Jingle Bells.

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    Listening to Jingle Bells wont make you money.

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    Nina has her ways....

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    Dad, I have Nicky. What more can a girl need?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Dad, I have Nicky. What more can a girl need?
    What is Nicky?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    What is Nicky?
    You don't know Nicky????

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    Nina, after questioning who Nicky is, I wouldn't want to claim him.

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    Good point, Teela. Everybody knows I am Willie Bee's kid. And he knows who Nicky is cause he tells him to stay away from me all the time.

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    Dad is a fraud. He never changed my oil.

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    T, looks like she should work in a school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Dad is a fraud. He never changed my oil.
    I bet he doesn't even know Mom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    T, looks like she should work in a school.

    Me? That's a horrible thought!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    You don't know Nicky????
    No. I'm still new around here. Who is Nicky?

    Quote Originally Posted by Teela View Post
    Dad is a fraud. He never changed my oil.
    No, I did not change your oil. But I did offer you a Cleveland Steamer instead, did I not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    No, I did not change your oil. But I did offer you a Cleveland Steamer instead, did I not?
    Yeah, not taking that offer. Thanks though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    No. I'm still new around here. Who is Nicky?
    Look Dad (if that is your real name) Nicky's is only mentioned in several thread titles around here. I think its part of the terms of service to mention him in every 5 threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadNina View Post
    Look Dad (if that is your real name) Nicky's is only mentioned in several thread titles around here. I think its part of the terms of service to mention him in every 5 threads.
    Well, if I ever run across this Nicky, I will tell him/her that you said hi.

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    I finally ran across a few posts by and from Nicky. He's supposed to be kinda good at this gambling stuff, right?

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    blast from the past right here.

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