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    ZetaPsi808
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    Alert: I Made It

    i got a job at a nursing home. i completed orientation last week. i had my first day of training today.

    i have not woken up at 7am since i was in college boys. i was exhausted all morning until i finally got my second wind around noon. it feels good to be a contributing member of society and work force. i get full benefits after 3 months service time.

    i will definitely miss waking up at noon every day and gambling all day, but it is time to start my career. i am going to choose the night shift (midnight - 8 am) for 2 reasons: less work to do b/c all the residents are sleeping and then i can be home and awake to gamble around 7 pm eastern.

    jjgold i might have you as one of my residents in 10 years, you bald motherfukker.

    Last edited by ZetaPsi808; 08-12-11 at 04:38 PM.

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    TR88
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    iceminers26
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    congrats on the new job Zeta

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    Looking sharp

    did you read the SOP?

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    Brock Landers
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    don't lose your paycheck gambling pal!

    Salud on the job

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    doublej95
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    Congratulations Zeta. Best of luck to you at your new job.

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    rsnnh12
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    You applied for this job so you could pick up more hot moms, didn't you?
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    Seriously though, congrats. Thats a very respectable job

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    YorkHunt
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    This is like a field mine for zeta and his dick...guy is going to be sexing 10-20 moms and grandmoms at a time

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    This is not good for sbr.

    Zeta is a power poster who now has better things to do.

    Good luck pal.

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    ZetaPsi808
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Looking sharp

    did you read the SOP?
    they gave me a packet of rules and protocol i have to memorize.

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    opie1988
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    Will you be able to get your "milf" from last week in at a friends & family rate??

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    Good work homie.

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    congrats bro

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    Could personally never do this type of work. Congrats though pal.

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    If you can handle poo poo and dookie...you the right man for the job

    good luck pal

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    congrats pal

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    Imagine having zeta clean your balls for you? Those old men are in hell.

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    Ninersnut
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    Who took that picture?

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Imagine having zeta clean your balls for you? Those old men are in hell.
    .....or heaven??

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    I have never seen a male nurse in a nursing home. pal you made it doing wimmenz work cleaning up 90 yo shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsnnh12 View Post
    You applied for this job so you could pick up more hot moms, didn't you?


    Congrats on the new job Zeta

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    ZetaPsi808
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    i already saw this one Filipino chick thats a nurse. she looked hot in her smock and her scrubs were tight around her ass too. im not gonna act on it tho. i dont want to get involved in workplace drama. but if she pursues me i dont know how i can say no.

    i have no way of taking a pic of her either without looking like a creeper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    i already saw this one Filipino chick thats a nurse. she looked hot in her smock and her scrubs were tight around her ass too. im not gonna act on it tho. i dont want to get involved in workplace drama. but if she pursues me i dont know how i can say no. i have no way of taking a pic of her either without looking like a creeper.
    Most nurses are filipina. The younger ones who were born here are all good looking!

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    rip nursing home members

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    ZetaPsi808
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninersnut View Post
    Who took that picture?
    my co-worker

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    dont let trigger convince you start running dope into that place

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    Imagine having zeta clean your balls for you? Those old men are in hell.


    Congrats Zeta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    dont let trigger convince you start running dope into that place
    The thing to do is steal the dope from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    i already saw this one Filipino chick thats a nurse. she looked hot in her smock and her scrubs were tight around her ass too. im not gonna act on it tho. i dont want to get involved in workplace drama. but if she pursues me i dont know how i can say no.

    i have no way of taking a pic of her either without looking like a creeper.
    Zeta, what you do is befriend her. Once you are friends and going out together in groups then you hit on her friends.

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    Dabeergod
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    Way to go gaylord facker

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    good luck with your job, not easy to do this

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    I guess Congrats

    It is a start to re build your life

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    Zeta, resist the urge to book the old timers' bets. They will fukkin bury you.

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