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    zam77
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    Disturbing Costa Rica story... Bash goers be smart.

    Heard a story last night from a friend of my old man.

    He told me about 2 of his buddies went down to CR, they were both married but left their wives behind. Well anyway one of the guys was out looking for some blow and apparantly came accross the wrong dealer. The dealer had a buddy come out of know where and they beat the shit out of this guy and took everything he had on him... They didn't stop there. Somehow they got back to the guys hotel room to rob him of some more shit, because they found the key in his pocket, and apparantly his buddy was sleeping. They opened the door and beat the fuk outta the other guy too. Left them both for broke... took their money, cc's, passports, everything!

    Needless to say they had to call their wives in order to get back to the states. Maybe it was karma looking for coke and hookers and being married... maybe not. Take it for what it's worth I guess.

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    Zam I made pizza bagels for lunch... if you don't know now you
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    King Mayan
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    The same shit happened to me in Idaho.
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    [quote=rake922;10939416]Zam I made pizza bagels for lunch... if you don't know now you



    thanks rake. gonna go make some and spend the rest of my day spamming poker chat.

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    Lmao

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    iI am more worried going from the El Cortez to the Nugget than anything that will happen in CR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20Four7 View Post
    iI am more worried going from the El Cortez to the Nugget than anything that will happen in CR.
    How come

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    costa rica is a dump

    stay away

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    can easily picture IWIn and Mug getting rolled

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    Quote Originally Posted by 20Four7 View Post
    iI am more worried going from the El Cortez to the Nugget than anything that will happen in CR.
    East Fremont St rocks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    can easily picture IWIn and Mug getting rolled

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    Everything will be fine.

    Business as usual in Costa Rica.

    Nothing to see here. Carry on, men.

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    You tell the story like a 3rd grader.

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    boys you gotta be hip, cool, savy, street smart, down, with it, when you come here

    nerds and doofs get eaten alive

    low hanging fruit

    central america is no fukin joke

    boys i'll have my own fukin kilo if you need anything, i'll fukin cut your sh*t right off the kilo in front of you like those fancy japaneese restaurants where they fukin cook everything right in front of you
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    I know a couple from my town that killed 8 people in Costa Rica and Panama. They are sitting in prison in Panama awaiting trial. They only killed Americans that was living down there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    boys you gotta be hip, cool, savy, street smart, down, with it, when you come here

    nerds and doofs get eaten alive

    low hanging fruit

    central america is no fukin joke

    boys i'll have my own fukin kilo if you need anything, i'll fukin cut your sh*t right off the kilo in front of you like those fancy japaneese restaurants where they fukin cook everything right in front of you

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    CarpeDime, that is some funny shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    boys you gotta be hip, cool, savy, street smart, down, with it, when you come here

    nerds and doofs get eaten alive

    low hanging fruit

    central america is no fukin joke

    boys i'll have my own fukin kilo if you need anything, i'll fukin cut your sh*t right off the kilo in front of you like those fancy japaneese restaurants where they fukin cook everything right in front of you
    Some of the funniest I have seen in a while. Even better if its true. Keep on keepin' on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    boys you gotta be hip, cool, savy, street smart, down, with it, when you come here nerds and doofs get eaten alive low hanging fruit central america is no fukin joke boys i'll have my own fukin kilo if you need anything, i'll fukin cut your sh*t right off the kilo in front of you like those fancy japaneese restaurants where they fukin cook everything right in front of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    boys you gotta be hip, cool, savy, street smart, down, with it, when you come here
    nerds and doofs get eaten alive
    low hanging fruit
    central america is no fukin joke
    boys i'll have my own fukin kilo if you need anything, i'll fukin cut your sh*t right off the kilo in front of you like those fancy japaneese restaurants where they fukin cook everything right in front of
    you

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    Opie we are worried about your safety

    Don't think you should go

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    boys you gotta be hip, cool, savy, street smart, down, with it, when you come here nerds and doofs get eaten alive low hanging fruit central america is no fukin joke boys i'll have my own fukin kilo if you need anything, i'll fukin cut your sh*t right off the kilo in front of you like those fancy japaneese restaurants where they fukin cook everything right in front of you



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    wtf are these guys gonna steal your betpoints..hahahhaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    boys you gotta be hip, cool, savy, street smart, down, with it, when you come here

    nerds and doofs get eaten alive

    low hanging fruit

    central america is no fukin joke

    boys i'll have my own fukin kilo if you need anything, i'll fukin cut your sh*t right off the kilo in front of you like those fancy japaneese restaurants where they fukin cook everything right in front of you


    Great post Carpe, you need to be like one of those chefs at Benihana and put on a show

    .

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    You need your head checked to do blow from some random person. I have been doing yayo for 19 years and it's always came from the same source.... I wouldn't do it from anyone else... Taking your life in your hands......people mess with and you just never know...

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    go anywhere at night, in any country, looking for blow and hookers on the streets is a recipe for trouble. CR is no different except the blow is a lot cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    Opie we are worried about your safety
    Don't think you should go

    Safety from the locals....or fellow SBR posters??

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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post

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    I guarantee I can find 50 of this stories about AC, Vegas, Chicago, LA, Canada, ect ect.

    Business as usual

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    Don't worry IWIN when you and MUG are face down on the table drunk, we will make sure we get you in a cab back to SL. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    go anywhere at night, in any country, looking for blow and hookers on the streets is a recipe for trouble. CR is no different except the blow is a lot cheaper.
    CR has very little violent crime. They have their share of petty crime though. Americans are there in big numbers. In no way do they stick out. But if you look hard enough for trouble then I'm sure you'll find it. Saturday we will be in the beach resort of Los Suenos. Its very secure.

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    Everyone I know in CR carries a gun at all times, it is the wild west.

    Many of my contacts live there too so I know what Country is like

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    That's ****** up Zammy thanks for the FYI.

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    fukin degens on here think they got it all figured out. zammers just giving you fuks a little bit of love making sure no one gets hurt doing something stupid. have fun fellas but be safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everyone I know in CR carries a gun at all times, it is the wild west.

    Many of my contacts live there too so I know what Country is like

    jj be in the office first thing Monday Morning...corporate would like to have a word with you

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Everything will be fine.

    Business as usual in Costa Rica.

    Nothing to see here. Carry on, men.
    No need to worry about anything if Opie says so

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