Originally Posted by
Grits n' Gravy
Would do it in a heartbeat. First order of business would be to pull all troops out of the shitholes Afghanistan and Pakistan. Then I would nuke both places until they were all rubble. India would be grateful for us doing what they wanted to do for years. Then I would tell Israel it is time to clean up the Middle East and partner up with them to get rid of every single Muslim there that had a jihadist thought in their body. To be fair I would tell the rest of the world we all now equally control the oil in the Middle East and make sure everyone gets their proper allotment. I'd have Israel oversee the operation with oversights reviewers from multiple nations. After that is taken care of I'd send my hoodlum friends to pay visits to ass clowns like Forsberg and Emily Haines and have them fed to starving bears. I'd max political salaries to 50k a year and limit them to 2 terms.