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    bettilimbroke999
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    Would you want to be President of the US if there were no money in it?

    I wouldnt, I mean I know they makes millions and millions of dollars rigging the system for their ultra-rich friends, lobbyists and campaign contributors but if there were not a ton of money in it I wouldnt take the job

    Hated by the entire world including your own citizens and responsible for insane military actions, also serve as the scapegoat to blame the current disastrous economy on even though it has virtually nothing to do with the President's decisions anyway

    Also you would have to move into a home formerly owned by a family of Nigerians and remove all the old syringes, crackpipes and rap posters before moving in

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    would you want to be a plumber if there were no money in it?

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    being a former president is the best gig going

    even jimmy carter has it made nowadays

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmysEgo View Post
    would you want to be a plumber if there were no money in it?
    If it paid like a normal job is what I mean, just not the millions and millions these crooked politicians get, lets say 50k a year total pay while you're president and no benefits during or after presidency besides that

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    I would just for the 8k hotels on foreign trips. The US government is calling mexico corrupt n shit when there's treason amongst their own ranks. As far as i see it the only way US even has a remote chance of getting out of debt is that if they legalize drugs such as marijuana and cocaine and selling it openly under government trade

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    being a former president is the best gig going

    even jimmy carter has it made nowadays
    I bet ol' Jimmah is gonna pop in a few Georgian peanuts today and smile knowing he no longer the worst Democratic president in history.

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    For sure.

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    No doubt.

    I'd love to be the 1st Muslim United States president. (and No, Obama aint a muslim)

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    he ain't no fukking leader either

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    he ain't no fukking leader either
    but he def is ur uncle

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    can't choose your relatives homey, we've tried to vote him off the island many times

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    Would do it in a heartbeat. First order of business would be to pull all troops out of the shitholes Afghanistan and Pakistan. Then I would nuke both places until they were all rubble. India would be grateful for us doing what they wanted to do for years. Then I would tell Israel it is time to clean up the Middle East and partner up with them to get rid of every single Muslim there that had a jihadist thought in their body. To be fair I would tell the rest of the world we all now equally control the oil in the Middle East and make sure everyone gets their proper allotment. I'd have Israel oversee the operation with oversights reviewers from multiple nations. After that is taken care of I'd send my hoodlum friends to pay visits to ass clowns like Forsberg and Emily Haines and have them fed to starving bears. I'd max political salaries to 50k a year and limit them to 2 terms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Would do it in a heartbeat. First order of business would be to pull all troops out of the shitholes Afghanistan and Pakistan. Then I would nuke both places until they were all rubble. India would be grateful for us doing what they wanted to do for years. Then I would tell Israel it is time to clean up the Middle East and partner up with them to get rid of every single Muslim there that had a jihadist thought in their body. To be fair I would tell the rest of the world we all now equally control the oil in the Middle East and make sure everyone gets their proper allotment. I'd have Israel oversee the operation with oversights reviewers from multiple nations. After that is taken care of I'd send my hoodlum friends to pay visits to ass clowns like Forsberg and Emily Haines and have them fed to starving bears. I'd max political salaries to 50k a year and limit them to 2 terms.
    Seems like u got a lot of hate for Muslims?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    I'd have Israel oversee the operation.



    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    After that is taken care of I'd send my hoodlum friends to pay visits to ass clowns like Forsberg and have them fed to starving bears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Seems like u got a lot of hate for Muslims?
    Those that take a good religion and turn it into a tool of hate, I despise. Islam is fundamentally about peace. People that hide behind any faith and/or religion to justify violence are the lowest of the low. This goes for Catholics, Christians, Jews, buddhists etc....

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    NO

    not because of the money, but because to become the president of the united states you need to sell your soul to the devil

    because when you are president you have to obey to the corporations, which are the ones that truly run the US, and you have to go along with all the faked up shit that they wanna do, and if you resist them you are gonna wake up on day and they are gonna put you in a convertible and send you for a ride at dealey plaza

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grits n' Gravy View Post
    Those that take a good religion and turn it into a tool of hate, I despise.
    You must despise Christians most of all then.

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    You do realize that the US President doesn't even make as much as an NFL kicker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    You must despise Christians most of all then.
    Yup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Seems like u got a lot of hate for Muslims?

    Why not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    You do realize that the US President doesn't even make as much as an NFL kicker.
    lifetime benefits are pretty solid after the term ends

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    i would put mcdonalds in schools.

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    this guy facebook/theunkownpresidentialcandidate

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